The thing about Joe's moon blog is that it follows the lunar calendar, which means that 9-11 happened backwards, for Joe. That mooniest of days for (him) me was sunny, somehow, becuause everything is all fucked up here on the surface of this the mooniest of all places. That's why it's moon blog, because it takes place on the moon.

5 big reasons why:

1. Ample contemplation space

2. Free tix 4 students

3. Moon can also mean butt (ass)

4. It's " 'tight' "

5. A lot of time means "father"

In conclusion, the moon is the bosom of history, the loins of our genetas.