"A Beautiful Girl" DVD Bonus

Mike Fury: She was a beautiful girl, used to sleep in the fire.
Guy Who Sleeps in the Fire: And it was never for money they all wanted her all the big names real red carpet wild ride and she said no I love Fire let Guy Who Sleeps in the Fire have all the glory mine is a labor of love and you know what now look I'm lonely and brokedown hunched over with the weight of my emotion overcome. (gazes at Fire)
Fire: Fuck it I'm drunk (they have sex, like, right there in front of everyone)
Sentimental Wisconsonite: OOOHHHHH Fury you gonna let em do this blood not yet dried on yr wheels....
Anatole, of Columbus: I am look for my boat. Look my boat. Is missing. Look. I need a boat.
Allen: Fire is a terrible father figure.
Paul's hangover: I have a vision. Paint me a picture. At the end of the day, well.
(Fire goes out)
Guy Who Sleeps in the Fire: Benefit concert!
Teens: Yay!
(Illegal downloads)
Fury: Has anyone seeeeeen Fire?
Allen: Yes. We have fun together.
(Touching)
Father: What a wonderful choice to choose.
(Harpies crack up)
Harpies: Summuhmmabiiiiiitch.
Paul's Hangover: (squints, organ solo, land of the living, etc.)
Guy Who Sleeps in the Fire: Oh, call me Bickerstaff. (Flies away)
(Five pounds of morale seep out of play)
Johnny th' DB: What kinda messengeissat send to the troops, Colonel Fuckmepumps? Admiral Blooddiamond! What's taking the war against Kidsgiving so long?
The troops: My purple heart! Bleeds! Out from your sensitivity!
Teens: Back to the land, then...
Fury: Who's your cowboy movie now Major Messengepro?
Teens: (to Harpies) Yeah, it's a movement.
Major Messengepro: My revolatio!
Allen: Make a decision.
(Guy Who Sleeps in the Fire finds a new fire. Hella cheers, Second Coming. Apocalypse, etc.)