The Earths is shrieking.
A slow crawl
of a cat in heat,
Shriller than the goddamn
FCC in fisticuffs with CNN’s
coverage of gold meddle walk

That sun's three times it's size.
A student of public
relations reading
an original manifesto in Poetry 101

The Easterbunny methane dwarf Makemakes.
Our worn labratory smells
on complete vacation
for a guilded bucket of
Chick Sense.

It's an allegory so ham-fisted
It's out-an-out de-evolutionary
What did you expect?
It's cable TV!
You're not alone here,
everyone wants to talk.