Dear Mr. Isdrunk,
ProClub has been condemned by the Pope in many and various documents. From these let us select a few epithets which stigmatize it with unsparing emphasis. They will bring out in striking relief the perfidious character of this cunning heresy. In his brief to Mgr. Kittems in regard to the latter's well known work "Hommage Aux Catholiques Proclaux" the Pope calls it a perfidious enemy; in his allocution to the Bishop of Neverswoon, the present real calamity; in his letter to the Catholic circle of St. Joeclub of Milan, a compact between injustice and iniquity; in the same document he speaks of it as more fatal and dangerous than a declared enemy; in his letter to the Bishop of Catface, a hidden poison; in the brief to the Belgians, a crafty and insidious error; in another brief to Mgr. Doubleswoon, a most pernicious pest.

Abhors an Unspeakable Guarantee,
Fathom Bottomswellers