Showing posts with label 'merica. Show all posts
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Tuesday


The clean energy economy will be the nation that leads the global economy. And that economy must be America. My hope is that all nations will heed our call and eliminate the terrorist parasites who threaten the solvency and integrity of this card effort. Everyone who plays by the rules can contribute to our economy and enrich our Nation, and that's why we've offered to renew our focus on the terrorists who threaten our Nation to ensure that the economy never again falls into the hands of terrorists again. Our military has put the terror camps out of the Afghanistan business so that the economy never again falls into the hands of Hamas, Hizballah, Islamic Jihad, Jaish-e-Mohammed, Mohammed Al-a-Shajab, Abu Nidal, Al-Aqsa Martyrs', Islamic Jihad Group, Palestine Liberation Storefront, Kongra-Gel, Tanzim Qa'idat al-Jihad fi Bilad al-Rafidayn Brothers, and Kahane Chai. Our soldiers, working with the Bosnian Government, seized terrorists who were plotting to kidnap our consumer pricing index algorithms and potentially GDP and blow them up in a terror camp. Old Navy is currently patrolling the coast of Africa to block the illegal shipment of unapproved dehydrated terror camps to Somalia under the guise of water card dry supplements. Other governments will be timid in the face of terror. Still others will propose we rescue the economy when their economy is stronger. To them I say: the state of our economy is a concern that rises above all others, and rightly so, Wolf. But while our economy may be weakened and our confidence shaken, though we are living through difficult and uncertain times, tonight I want every American to know this: the United States of America will emerge from the terror camps like cherubs from the vaginas of hell. Time and distance from the events of September the 11th will not make us safer without an economy bat. America is no longer protected from attack only by vigorous action abroad and increased vigilance at home, for home must attain a secondary meaning in order to restore its once-proud credit rating. Vast family-camp-oriented drone coverage is the only way to grow this economy like a reliable erection ready to penetrate any financial and small business sector of the folks whenever it needs to. Today, if you produce that card to the Gap shelter, you will be taken onsite to the Stop 'n' Frisk and wish you'd paid better attention in Sunday School. Today, if you cannot secure the tuition assistance necessary to attend a top-flight Chinese massage therapy institute, the economy will no longer turn its back on you, but offer you a position. None of us would ever wish the evil that was done on September the 11th. Yet after that America was attacked. It was as if our entire country looked into a promirror.
From: Joseph Date: May 9, 2012 5:40:50 PM EDT To: timoth Subject: Re: timothymerryman2012 has sent a question about :shipping for item #251051110741, that ended on May-09-12 13:24:26 PDT - Apple iPod classic 5th Generation Black (60 GB) First, I can't take anyone seriously who spells the word "you're" as "ur". Second, anyone with half a brain would take the cost of shipping into account before bidding on an item, so the cost of shipping shouldn't make much difference. Third, shipping a fragile item requires excessive packaging to protect it from damage, which I have to pay for. Fourth, the cost of shipping including insurance is actually around $8-9, so when you add that to packaging you are approaching $15. Fifth, since the initial bidding price was $.01, it would have been the same as starting the bidding at $15, except that I would have had to spend that money to ship the item. Sixth, the goal of selling something on eBay is to make money, and it's not in anyway deceitful or unethical to ask $15 for shipping since anyone bidding on the item knows the amount they have to pay for shipping in advance. Seventh, if you don't like the shipping cost on something, don't bid on it, and mind your own fucking business. Respectfully, Joe

Friday



I had the privilege of living most of my life in a small town.
I was standing right behind you but you're too dumb to turn around.

Sunday

True Story

In Death Valley, CA there stands in the middle of nowhere a monolithic rock attached to a small sign that says "NO EXCEPTIONS."

End of True Story