--They say that you had a son.
--I don't have a son! It was a daughter!
--When was she born?
--May 10th 1998.
--So she's 12 now?
--No, she died five years ago.
--How terrible!
--It's true, and tomorrow I'm going to Tula!
--How terrible!

--Hello?
--Hi Manka, it's me, Vanka.
--Hi Vanka, where are you?
--I'm walking to the the monument to Lenin.
--Why?
--I want to smoke and see female tourists (туристки).
--But it's really cold outside!
--I'm wearing my coat.
--Good for you.

1. --I'm sorry, but do you know where Red Square is?
2.--Yes. Go straight along this road and then turn right on Vetoshnyi Pereulok.
3.--No, no. That's not right! Go straight and then turn left on Nikolaiskii street.
1.--I don't understand.
2.--Don't listen to him. He's fifteen years old, and drunk.
3.--What day is it?
2.--Wednesday, May 19th, 2010.
3.-- I was born on May 19th!
1.--Congratulations.
3.--Thanks!

--Can I sleep here?
--No. I sleep here.
--I hate prison.

"Chemical" Ali goes ahead as "Negro" Ali languishes. This is what scientists call the "tipping points," which are not just for chesty waitresses anymore. Steele said he never said this Beltway week had been as black and white as the Distric', as viewers have voted to rename the former "West Wing" television set. "Turkey's 'Chemical' Ali Captured Dead." Suddenly, his face seemed to scream, the world just got a whole lot bigger. Steele agonized over the proliferation. "Proliferation," he enunciated, "Pro-Lifer-At-Ion." Results: ION Audio, ION Television: Positively Entertaining, Ion - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia, SO FAR SO GOOD BUT THEN: International Oncology Network Home. If you don't think "Cancer" Ali is a threat then I think you've been in the Distric' too long. But if every country has a "Chemical" Ali, does that mean every country has a "Cancer" Ali too? Steele said that this was a clear-cut "either/or" situation, and that the Alis would be defeated in ascending order according to the strength of their special moves. "Ten thousand," he quipped, "that's how many babies."

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