Death, Redeath, Birth, Rebirth
9:33AM
lights come up in computer lab as he walks in
superiors and coworkers are waiting in the back
"surprise! you can't come to work a half hour late and stoned every day, asshole."
cut to mother and son, drunk and celebrating with unemployment checks
mother dresses up as a lumberjack
son dresses up as a catholic school girl
they go to a noise show and make out a little
she is strangely attracted to him now but won't let it go too far
son: "i thought we were on the same page in a way we obviously weren't"

roll credits

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