What is your substance? Whereof are you made
That millions of strange shadows upon you tend,
Since everyone hath, every one, one shade,
And you, but one, can every shadow lend?
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Describe Adonis, and the counterfeit
Is poorly imitated after you.
On Helens fair cheek all art of beauty set,
And you in Grecian 'tires are painted anew.
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Describe the Spring and foison of the year:
The one doth shadow of your beauty show,
The other as it doth appear,
And you in every beauteous shape that we know.
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In all external grace you have some part,
But you like none, none you, for constant heart.
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Do you... enter empty handed?

Do you... eat like a caveman?

Do you... have trouble with eye contact?

Do you... trim your toenails?

Do you... order "everything on the side" at a restaurant?

Do you... think a plus 1 is always a plus?