Hey proclub where you been? Oh, the internets got broken into again. Oh really how'd that happen? Porn, child porn, shared philes. Indicted? By the media. Hit job? Conservative. Is that a Hanes? Never! When will we hear from you again? New album out in May promises big surprises for longtime fans. Where do you whiten? Illiteracy laundramat. Is that where you met? According to whom? My wife. I already answered that question. Already? While you were blogging. How about one for the haters? Introducing proclub now from the streets proclub. And for my wife? A starched female condom and freedom for disease.