I've been looking for the protest for, like, years and
I made it all the way to the lake parking lot but
The dogloving meteorolgist says its gonna rain and
I'm so happy his cancer just went away.

It's so hard to tell your parents that you're
Pregnant again with meaning
And, oh, about that proclub,
Just a phase.

But proclub is the punchline to my poem,
The digital Doppler Radar of my soul,
And if you can't understand that, weathermen,
This blog's 4 u.