Saturday

Let's be honest,
Miles are fucking big
(Fist in front pocket, car on country road),
And you've only got so many sickdays
(Boss with phone, lonely pet at windowsill).

Isn't it time you converted?
To New Tiny Proclub Minutes,
Of course!

Tiny Proclub Minutes are hassle-free
And give oral rewards on demand!

Make yourSpace
TimeSpace with
Tiny Proclub Minutes!

You can even "Stack" minutes and miles to create
Cool graphs!
And proclub X-axis Solutions
Can't be "far" behind!

Come celebrate the conception with:

The top ten MySpace girls of Utah
And
The sex-ed instructor who can't say "kiddoes" anymore.

Proclub is:

Relative.

2 comments:

Charlee Bongswill said...

Terrifying.
(Laura Palmer's theme plays in background)

Brandi Limited said...

messengeflounder minuteswitchins? alibicheckers?
graftgifto'greatclub?

cue the illatitude reel