Postal Carrier: 'Mornin' sir. Gotta package for ya.
Bewildered Joe Face: Uh Yeah..... Let's seeeee
*awkward pause*
Dumbfounded JOe Face: P. R. O. Klub? Um... hmmmm.. yeah... he doesn't live here
*zoom in on Proclub poster at Joe/Postal Carrier Eye Level^
Postal Carrier: Are you sure?
Totally fucking retarded Joe Face: Yeah... this is from Fiji..... No Pee Are Oh Club here.
*BA BA DA NA haunting score*

PS where the fuck is the orphans' narcolepsy meds?