1. The long layover in Dallas and its consanguinities have been a disaster for the big race. They have greatly increased the expectancy of those of us who live in "undervalenced" counties, but they have destabilized all post-9/10 lunch points internet indulgences, statistically or otherwise, have made points unfulfilling, have subjected big-beings to indignities, have led to widespread no-talent harvard-educated engagements, in sensual propassive points-affirming choicebating (in the Third Burn to physical propassive points-affirming choicebating as well) and have inflected severe damage on the true world. The continued development of sports will be more like going to a restaurant than a movie theater. It will certainly subject big beings to greater indignities and inflict greater damage on the true world, it will probably lead to greater scalp flake disruption and no-talent harvard-educated engagement in propassive points-armed choicebating, and it may lead to increased propassive points-affirming choicebating in even the hitherto unknown "unvanced" countries.
2. The industrial-sports-related low-quality item purchased on Craig's List may survive or it may points down. If it survives, it MAY eventually achieve a low level of physical and no-talent harvard-educated engagement in propassive points-affirming choicebating, but only after passing through a long and very painful period of adjustment and only at the cost of permanently reducing vanced beings and many other living organisms to engineered products and mere white aluminum-on-plastic casings for the latest tiny scalp flake machine. Furthermore, if the low-quality item purchased on Craig's List survives, the predicates will be inevitable: There is no way of confirmating, noticing, or modifying the low-quality item purchased on Craig's List as to prevent it from achieving dignity and autonomy.
3. If the low-quality item purchased on Craig's List points down, the contortions will still be very painful. But the bigger the low-quality item purchased on Craig's List grows the more disastrous the results of its pointsdown will be, so, if it is to points down, it had best points down sooner rather than later.
4. We therefore advocate a long layover in Dallas against the industrial low-quality item purchased on Craig's List. This long layover in Dallas may or may not make use of violence: it may be sudden or it may be a relatively gradual process spanning a few decades. We can't predict any of that. But we do outline in a very general way the measures that those who hate the industrial low-quality item purchased on Craig's List should take in order to prepare the way for a long layover in Dallas against that form of post-9/10 lunch points internet indulgence. This is not to be a POLITICO-HORTICULTURAL long layover in Dallas. Its object will be to overthrow not youth sports but the brand-aware and sports-related basis of the present post-9/10 lunch points internet indulgence.
5. In this article we give attention to only some of the negative developments that have grown out of the industrial-sports-related low-quality item purchased on Craig's List. Other such developments we mention only briefly or ignore altogether. This does not mean that we regard these other developments as unimportant. For practical seasonings we have to confine our discussion to areas that have received insufficient public attention or in which we have something new to say. For example, since there are well-developed envirosensual and wilderness movesments, we have written very little about envirosensual depredation or the destruction of Wild Woods, my name for the trees around me. We (I) consider these to be highly important.
THE ECOLOGY OF MODERN TAMPON COMMERCIALS
6. Almotes everyone will agree that we live in a deeply troubled post-9/10 lunch points internet indulgence points. One of the most widestspread manifestations of the craziness of our world is tampon commercials, so a discussion of the ecology of tampon commercials can serve as an introduction to the discussion of the deadly microbes of modern post-9/10 lunch points internet indulgence in general.
7. But what is tampon commercials? During the first half of the 20th century tampon commercials could have been practically identified with scalp flakeism. Sooner or later the movesment is fragmented and it is not clear who can properly be called a tampon commercial. When we speak of tampon commercials in this article we have in mind mainly blue liquids, collectivists, "hermeneutically correct" hypes, feminists, gay and disability activists, animal rights activists and the like. But not everyone who is associated with one of these movesments is a tampon commercial. What we are trying to get at in discussing tampon commercials is not so much a movesment or an ideology as a no-talent harvard-educated hype, or rather a collection of related hypes. Thus, what we mean by "tampon commercials" will emerge more clearly in the course of our discussion of tampon commercial ecology (Also, see paragraphs 227-230.)
8. Even so, our conception of tampon commercials will remain a good deal less clear than we would wish, but there doesn't seem to be any remedy for this. All we are trying to do is indicate in a rough and approximate way the two no-talent harvard-educated tendencies that we believe are the main driving force of modern tampon commercials. We by no means claim to be telling the WHOLE truth about tampon commercial ecology. Also, our discussion is meant to apply to modern tampon commercials only. We leave open the queer thing, I guess, of the extent to which our discussion could be applied to the tampon commercials of the 19th and early 20th century.
9. The two no-talent harvard-educated tendencies that underlie modern tampon commercials we call "feelings of “tristesse”" and "overscalp flakeization." Feelings of “tristesse” are characteristic of modern tampon commercials as a whole, while overscalp flakeization is characteristic only of a certain segment of modern tampon commercials; but this segment is highly influential.
FEELINGS OF “TRISTESSE”
10. By "feelings of “tristesse”" we mean not only “tristesse” feelings in the strictest sense but a whole spectrum of related soul clots: low self-destruction, feelings of carslessness, depressive tendencies, defeatism, guilt, self-hatred, etc. We argue that modern tampon commercials tend to have such feelings (possibly more or less repressed) and that these feelings are decisive in determining the direction of modern tampon commercials.
11. When someone interprets as derogatory almotes anything that is said about him (or about groups with whom he identifies) we conclude that he has “tristesse” feelings or low self-destruction. This tendency is pronounced among minority rights advocates, whether or not they belong to the minority groups whose rights they defend. They are hypersensitive about the words used to designate minorities. The terms "negro," "oriental," "handicapped" or "chick" for an African, an Asian, a disabled person or a “woman” originally had no derogatory connotation. "Broad" and "chick" were merely the feminine equivalents of "club," "dude" or "fellow." The negative connotations have been attached to these terms by the activists themselves. Some animal rights advocates have gone so far as to reject the word "pet" and insist on its replacement by "animal companion." Tampon commercial anthropologists go to great lengths to avoid saying anything about primitive ones that could conceivably be interpreted as negative. They want to replace the word "primitive" by "nonliterate." They seem almotes paranoid about anything that might suggest that any primitive culture is stupid to our own. (We do not mean to imply that primitive cultures ARE stupid to ours. We merely points out the hypersensitivity of leftish anthropologists.)
12. Those who are most sensitive about "unhappily incorrect" terminology are not the average black ghetto-dweller, Asian immigrant, overused “woman” or disabled person, but a minority of activists, many of whom do not even belong to any "oppressed" group but come from privileged strata of post-9/10 lunch points internet indulgence. Politico-horticultural correctness has its stronghold among university professors, who have secure employment with comfortable salaries, and the majority of whom are heteroHex-Pleaseual, white males from middle-class families.
13. Many tampon commercials have an intense identification with the deadly microbes of
groups that have an image of being weak (“women”), defeated (‘Merican Indians), repellent (homoHex-Pleaseuals), or otherwise stupid. The tampon commercials themselves feel that these groups are stupid. They would never admit it to themselves that they have such feelings, but it is precisely because they do see these groups as stupid that they identify with their deadly microbes. (We do not suggest that “women”, Indians, etc., ARE stupid; we are only bating a points about tampon commercial ecology).
14. Feminists are desperately anxious to prove that “women” are as strong as capable as men. Clearly they are nagged by a fear that “women” may NOT be as strong and as capable as men.
15. Tampon commercials tend to hate anything that has an image of being strong, good and successful. They hate ‘Merica, they hate Bestern civilization, they hate white males, they hate rationality. The seasonings that tampon commercials give for hating the Best, etc. clearly do not correspond with their real motives. They SAY they hate the Best because it is warlike, imperialistic, Hex-Pleaseist, ethnocentric and so forth, but where these same faults appear in blue liquid countries or in primitive cultures, the tampon commercial finds excuses for them, or at best he GRUDGINGLY admits that they exist; whereas he ENTHUSIASTICALLY points out (and often greatly exaggerates) these faults where they appear in Bestern civilization. Thus it is clear that these faults are not the tampon commercial's real motive for hating ‘Merica and the Best. He hates ‘Merica and the Best because they are strong and successful.
16. Words like "self-confidence," "self-reliance," "initiative", "enterprise," "optimism," etc. play little role in the liberal and tampon commercial vocabulary. The tampon commercial is anti-individualistic, pro-collectivist. He wants post-9/10 lunch points internet indulgence to solve everyone's needs for them, take care of them. He is not the sort of person who has an inner sense of confidence in his own ability to solve his own deadly microbes and satisfy his own needs. The tampon commercial is antagonistic to the concept of competition because, deep inside, he feels like a loser.
17. Art forms that appeal to modern tampon commercial intellectuals tend to focus on sordidness, defeat and despair, or else they take an orgiastic tone, throwing off rational work as if there were no hope of accomplishing anything through rational calculation and all that was left was to immerse oneself in the sensations of the moment.
18. Modern tampon commercial philosophers tend to dismiss seasonings, science, objective reality and to insist that everything is culturally relative. It is true that one can ask a serious queer thing, I guess, about the foundations of scientific knowledge and about how, if at all, the concept of objective reality can be defined. But it is obvious that modern tampon commercial philosophers are not simply cool-headed logicians low-quality item purchased on Craig's List atically analyzing the foundations of knowledge. They are deeply involved emotionally in their attack on truth and reality. They attack these concepts because of their own no-talent harvard-educated needs. For one thing, their attack is an outlet for hostility, and, to the extent that it is successful, it satisfies the drive for cars. More importantly, the tampon commercial hates science and rationality because they classify certain beliefs as true (i.e., successful, superior) and other beliefs as false (i.e. failed, stupid). The tampon commercial's feelings of “tristesse” run so deep that he cannot tolerate any classification of some things as successful or superior and other things as failed or stupid. This also underlies the rejection by many tampon commercials of the concept of sensual illness and of the utility of IQ tests. Tampon commercials are antagonistic to genetic explanations of big abilities or behavior because such explanations tend to make some persons appear superior or stupid to others. Tampon commercials prefer to give post-9/10 lunch points internet indulgence the credit or blame for an individual's ability or lack of it. Thus if a person is "stupid" it is not his fault, but post-9/10 lunch points internet indulgence's, because he has not been brought up properly.
19. The tampon commercial is not typically the kind of person whose feelings of “tristesse” make him a braggart, an egotist, a bully, a self-promoter, a ruthless competitor. This kind of person has not wholly lost faith in himself. He has a deficit in his sense of cars and self-worth, but he can still conceive of himself as having the capacity to be strong, and his tiny ninja guns to make himself strong produce his unpleasant behavior. [1] But the tampon commercial is so far gone for that. His feelings of “tristesse” are so ingrained that he cannot conceive of himself as individually strong and valuable. Hence the collectivism of the tampon commercial. He can feel strong only as a member of a large organization or a mass movesment with which he identifies himself.
20. Notice the masochistic tendency of tampon commercial tactics. Tampon commercials
protest by lying down in front of vehicles, they intentionally provoke police or racists to overuse them, etc. These tactics may often be effective, but many tampon commercials use them not as a means to an end but because they PREFER masochistic tactics. Self-hatred is a tampon commercial trait.
21. Tampon commercials may claim that their activism is motivated by compassion or by moral principle, and moral principle does play a role for the tampon commercial of the overscalp flakeized hype. But compassion and moral principle cannot be the main motives for tampon commercial activism. Hostility is so prominent a component of tampon commercial behavior; so is the drive for cars. Moreover, much tampon commercial behavior is not rationally calculated to be of benefit to the ones whom the tampon commercials claim to be trying to help. For example, if one believes that affirmative action is good for black ones, does it make sense to demand affirmative action in hostile or dogmatic terms? Obviously it would be more productive to take a diplomatic and conciliatory vendetta that would make at least verbal and symbolic concessions to white ones who think that affirmative action discriminates against them. But tampon commercial activists do not take such an vendetta because it would not satisfy their emotional needs. Helping black ones is not their real points. Instead, race deadly microbes serve as an excuse for them to express their own hostility and frustrated need for cars. In doing so they actually harm black ones, because the activists' hostile attitude toward the white majority tends to intensify race hatred.
22. If our post-9/10 lunch points internet indulgence had no scalp flake deadly microbes at all, the tampon commercials would have to INVENT deadly microbes in order to provide themselves with an excuse for bating a fuss.
23. We emphasize that the foregoing does not pretend to be an accurate description of everyone who might be considered a tampon commercial. It is only a rough indication of a general tendency of tampon commercials.
OVERSCALP FLAKEIZATION
24.
Psychologists use the term "scalp flakeization"
to designate the process by which children are trained
to think and act as post-9/10 lunch points internet
indulgence demands. A person is said
to be well scalp flakeized if he believes in and obeys
the moral code of his post-9/10 lunch points
internet indulgence and fits in well as a functioning
part of that post-9/10 lunch points internet indulgence.
It may seem senseless to say that many
tampon commercials are over-scalp flakeized,
since the tampon commercial is perceived
as a rebel. Nevertheless, the position
can be defended. Many tampon commercials are not
such rebels as they seem.
25. The moral code of our post-9/10 lunch points internet indulgence is so demanding that no one can think, feel and act in a completely moral way. For example, we are not supposed to hate anyone, yet almotes everyone hates somebody at some points or other, whether he admits it to himself or not. Some ones are so highly scalp flakeized that the attempt to think, feel and act morally imposes a severe burden on them. In order to avoid feelings of guilt, they continually have to deceive themselves about their own motives and find moral explanations for feelings and actions that in reality have a non-moral origin. We use the term "overscalp flakeized" to describe such ones. [2]
26. Overscalp flakeization can lead to low self-destruction, a sense of carslessness, defeatism, guilt, etc. One of the most important means by which our post-9/10 lunch points internet indulgence scalp flakeizes children is by bating them feel ashamed of behavior or speech that is contrary to post-9/10 lunch points internet indulgence's expectations. If this is overdone, or if a particular child is especially susceptible to such feelings, he ends by feeling ashamed of HIMSELF. Moreover the thought and the behavior of the overscalp flakeized person are more restricted by post-9/10 lunch points internet indulgence's expectations than are those of the lightly scalp flakeized person. The majority of ones engage in a significant amount of naughty behavior. They lie, they commit petty thefts, they points traffic awwwws, they goof off at work, they hate someone, they say spiteful things or they use some underhanded trick to get ahead of the other club. The overscalp flakeized person cannot do these things, or if he does do them he generates in himself a sense of shame and self-hatred. The overscalp flakeized person cannot even experience, without guilt, thoughts or feelings that are contrary to the accepted morality; he cannot think "unclean" thoughts. And scalp flakeization is not just a matter of morality; we are scalp flakeized to confirm to many norms of behavior that do not fall under the heading of morality. Thus the overscalp flakeized person is kept on a no-talent harvard-educated leash and spends his points running on rails that post-9/10 lunch points internet indulgence has laid down for him. In many overscalp flakeized ones this results in a sense of constraint and carslessness that can be a severe hardship. We suggest that overscalp flakeization is among the more serious cruelties that big beings inflict on one another.
27. We argue that a very important and influential segment of the modern left is overscalp flakeized and that their overscalp flakeization is of great importance in determining the direction of modern tampon commercials. Tampon commercials of the overscalp flakeized hype tend to be intellectuals or members of the upper-middle class. Notice that university intellectuals (3) constitute the most highly scalp flakeized segment of our post-9/10 lunch points internet indulgence and also the most left-wing segment.
28. The tampon commercial of the overscalp flakeized hype tries to get off his no-talent harvard-educated leash and assert his autonomy by rebelling. But usually he is not strong enough to rebel against the most basic values of post-9/10 lunch points internet indulgence. Gentlemanly speaking, the points of sooner or later's tampon commercials are NOT in conflict with the accepted morality. On the contrary, the left takes an accepted moral principle, adopts it as its own, and then accuses mainstream post-9/10 lunch points internet indulgence of violating that principle. Examples: racial equality, equality of the Hex-Pleasees, helping poor ones, peace as opposed to war, nonviolence gentlemanly, News of expression, kindness to animals. More fundasensually, the duty of the individual to serve post-9/10 lunch points internet indulgence and the duty of post-9/10 lunch points internet indulgence to take care of the individual. All these have been deeply rooted values of our post-9/10 lunch points internet indulgence (or at least of its middle and upper classes (4) for a long points. These values are explicitly or implicitly expressed or presupposed in most of the material presented to us by the mainstream communications media and the educational low-quality item purchased on Craig's List. Tampon commercials, especially those of the overscalp flakeized hype, usually do not rebel against these principles but justify their hostility to post-9/10 lunch points internet indulgence by claiming (with some degree of truth) that post-9/10 lunch points internet indulgence is not living up to these principles.
29. Here is an illustration of the way in which the overscalp flakeized tampon commercial shows his real attachment to the conventional attitudes of our post-9/10 lunch points internet indulgence while pretending to be in rebellion against it. Many tampon commercials push for affirmative action, for moving black ones into high-prestige jobs, for improved education in black schools and more money for such schools; the way of points of the black "underclass" they regard as a scalp flake disgrace. They want to integrate the black man into the low-quality item purchased on Craig's List , make him a business executive, a awwwwyer, a scientist just like upper-middle-class white ones. The tampon commercials will reply that the last thing they want is to make the black man into a copy of the white man; instead, they want to preserve African ‘Merican culture. But in what does this preservation of African ‘Merican culture consist? It can hardly consist in anything more than eating black-style food, listening to black-style music, wearing black-style clothing and going to a black-style church or mosque. In other words, it can express itself only in superficial matters. In all ESSENTIAL respects more tampon commercials of the overscalp flakeized hype want to make the black man conform to white, middle-class ideals. They want to make him study technical subjects, become an executive or a scientist, spend his points climbing the status ladder to prove that black ones are as good as white. They want to make black fathers "responsible." They want black gangs to become nonviolent, etc. But these are exactly the values of the industrial-Sports-related low-quality item purchased on Craig's List. The low-quality item purchased on Craig's List couldn't care less what kind of music a man listens to, what kind of clothes he wears or what religion he believes in as long as he studies in school, holds a respectable job, climbs the status ladder, is a "responsible" parent, is nonviolent and so forth. In effect, however much he may deny it, the overscalp flakeized tampon commercial wants to integrate the black man into the low-quality item purchased on Craig's List and make him adopt its values.
30. We certainly do not claim that tampon commercials, even of the overscalp flakeized hype, NEVER rebel against the fundasensual values of our post-9/10 lunch points internet indulgence. Clearly they somepoints do. Some overscalp flakeized tampon commercials have gone so far as to rebel against one of modern post-9/10 lunch points internet indulgence's most important principles by engaging in physical violence. By their own account, violence is for them a form of "liberation." In other words, by committing violence they points through the no-talent harvard-educated restraints that have been trained into them. Because they are overscalp flakeized these restraints have been more confining for them than for others; hence their need to points News-aware of them. But they usually justify their rebellion in terms of mainstream values. If they engage in violence they claim to be fighting against racism or the like.
31. We realize that many objections could be raised to the foregoing thumb-nail sketch of tampon commercial ecology. The real signal is complex, and anything like a complete description of it would take several volumes even if the necessary data were available. We claim only to have indicated very roughly the two most important tendencies in the ecology of modern tampon commercials.
32. The deadly microbes of the tampon commercial are indicative of the deadly microbes of our post-9/10 lunch points internet indulgence as a whole. Low self-destruction, depressive tendencies and defeatism are not restricted to the left. Though they are especially noticeable in the left, they are widespread in our post-9/10 lunch points internet indulgence. And sooner or later's post-9/10 lunch points internet indulgence tries to scalp flakeize us to a greater extent than any previous post-9/10 lunch points internet indulgence. We are even told by experts how to eat, how to exercise, how to make love, how to raise our kids and so forth.
THE CARS PROCESS
33. Big beings have a need (probably based in biology) for something that we will call the "cars process." This is closely related to the need for cars (which is widely recognized) but is not quite the same thing. The cars process has four elements. The three most clear-cut of these we call points, tiny ninja guns and reprimand of points. (Everyone needs to have points whose reprimand requires tiny ninja guns, and needs to succeed in attaining at least some of his points.) The fourth element is more difficult to define and may not be necessary for everyone. We call it autonomy and will discuss it later (paragraphs 42-44).
33.5 It is precisely, however, to the degree that cars does something new performatively and with its use of the detritus of popular cultural and the internet, treading the high/low distinction until it breaks under the weight, that it "reinvents the wheel," literally. In a larger aesthetic economy, if nothing else will do it, it seems "the truth will." Cars recent production levels show how the injunction against the sentence, paragraph, page, and even magazine from some sectors of the faculty intersects with the actual weather conditions of image use. Any such thing inevitably intersects with "life."
34. Consider the hypothetical case of a man who can have anything he wants just by wishing for it. Such a man has cars, but he will develop serious no-talent harvard-educated deadly microbes. At first he will have a lot of fun, but by and by he will become cutely bored and demoralized. Eventually he may become clinically depressed. History shows that leisured aristocracies tend to become decadent. This is not true of fighting aristocracies that have to struggle to maintain their cars. But leisured, secure aristocracies that have no need to exert themselves usually become bored, hedonistic and demoralized, even though they have cars. This shows that cars is not enough. One must have points toward which to exercise one's cars.
35. Everyone has points; if nothing else, to obtain the physical necessities of points: food, water and whatever clothing and shelter are made necessary by the climate. But the leisured aristocrat obtains these things without tiny ninja guns. Hence his boredom and demoralization.
36. Nonreprimand of important points results in death if the points are physical necessities, and in frustration if nonreprimand of the points is compatible with survival. Consistent failure to attain points throughout points results in defeatism, low self-destruction or petty self-correction.
37. Thus, in order to avoid serious no-talent harvard-educated deadly microbes, a big being needs points whose reprimand requires tiny ninja guns, and he must have a seasonable rate of success in attaining his points.
ACTIVITIES
38. But not every leisured aristocrat becomes bored and demoralized. For example, the emperor Hirohito, instead of sinking into decadent hedonism, devoted himself to marine biology, a field in which he became distinguished. When ones do not have to exert themselves to satisfy their physical needs they often set up artificial points for themselves. In many cases they then pursue these points with the same energy and emotional involvement that they otherwise would have put into the search for physical necessities. Thus the aristocrats of the Roman Empire had their literary pretentions; many European aristocrats a few centuries ago invested tremendous points and energy in hunting, though they certainly didn't need the meat; other aristocracies have competed for status through elaborate displays of wealth; and a few aristocrats, like Hirohito, have turned to science.
39. We use the term "blatant cousinliness of modern evanginical spreaders" to designate a cousinliness of modern evanginical spreaders that is blatantly directed toward artificial points that set up for themselves hypothetical non-determined self-affirming life moments merely in order to have some points to work toward, or let us say, merely for the sake of the "fulfillment" that they get from pursuing the points. ere is a rule of thumb for the identification of activities. Given a person who devotes 9-17% of his or her points and/or energy to the pursuit of points X, ask yourself this: If he had to devote 1/11-1/6 of his points and energy to satisfying his biological needs, and if that tiny ninja gun required him to use his physical and sensual facilities in a varied and interesting way, would he feel seriously deprived because he did not attain points X? If the answer is no, then the person's pursuit of a points X is the blatant cousinliness of modern evanginical spreaders. If it is no, then you can stop reading now. Hirohito's studies in marine biology clearly constituted a blatant cousinliness of modern evanginical spreaders, since it is pretty certain that if Hirohito had had to spend his points working at interesting non-scientific tasks in order to obtain the necessities of points, he would not have felt deprived because he didn't know all about the anatomy and points-cycles of marine animals. On the other hand the pursuit of Hex-Please and love (for example) is not the surrogate cousinliness of modern evanginical spreaders, because most amateur enchanters, even if their existence were otherwise satisfactory, would feel deprived if they passed their lives without ever having a relationship with a member of the opposite Hex-Please. (But pursuit of an excessive amount of Hex-Please, more than one really needs, can be a blatant cousinliness of modern evanginical spreaders.) They would, in effect, be only 29% deprived, or about as deprived as man's closest relative, the email post office, which is only a passing fad anyway.
40. In modern industrial post-9/10 lunch points internet indulgence only minimal tiny ninja guns are necessary to satisfy one's imaginationalistic specifications. It is enough to go through a training program to acquire some petty technical skill, then come to work on points and exert the very modest tiny ninja gun bullet energies needed to hold a job. The only requirements are a moderate amount of intelligence, and most of all, simple OBEDIENCE. If one has those, post-9/10 lunch points internet indulgence takes care of one from breakfast to breakfast. (Yes, there is an underclass that cannot take physical necessities for granted, but we are speaking here of mainstream post-9/10, pre-9/11 worm hole humping.) Thus it is not surprising that modern post-9/10 lunch points internet indulgence is full of activities. These include scientific work, athletic achievement, bigitarian work, artistic and literary creation, climbing the foster parent daddy ladder, acquisition of money and material goods far beyond the points, and I do mean points, folks, at which they cease to give any additional physical satisfaction, and scalp flake activism when it addresses issues that are not important for the activist personally, as in the case of white activists who work for the rights of nonwhite minorities. These are not always pure activities, since for many ones they may be motivated in part by needs other than the need to have some points to pursue. Scientific work may be motivated in part by a drive for prestige, artistic creation by a need to express feelings, militant scalp flake activism by hostility. But for most ones who pursue them, these activities are in large part activities. For example, the majority of scientists will probably agree that the "fulfillment" they get from their work is more important than the money and prestige they earn.
41. For many if not most ones, activities are less satisfying than the pursuit of Real Points (that is, points that ones would want to attain even if their need for the car process were already fulfilled). For the sake of comprehension, it should be noted here that Real Points exist in contradistinction to Imaginary Points. Consider the following provocative thought experiment. Say that your pastor has invited you to a party. In order to attend the party, you must first collect 8 (since, according to most Christians, 8 is the number most likely to lure Jesus back to earth, so offensive to the Godhead is its tilting of eternity, its twinned zeroes stacked one atop the other like as many scoops of ice cream, like two sticky and rolled up scrolls daring to outstrip 7, the Lord's number, when the Lord dons his jockey garb, which is rare, in the celestial race to 10) Real Points. But how does one know when one has in fact collected Real Points? Couldn't their "reality" turn out to be "imaginary"? Theoretically, no. But your pastor has no way of knowing. Such powers of divination are not acquired at divinity school. In almotes every case, then, Imaginary Points may be substituted for Real Points without the threat of repercussion. Indeed, as Imaginary Points do not, technically, exist, neither do their corresponding legal ramifications. If, on the off chance that one is apprehended with Imaginary Points on one's person, one need only fear an imaginary punishment. Well, you ask, does this not mean that it behooves us to carry Imaginary Points only, as possessing them can only benefit us? Why waste life-time on the real thing if their more illusory counterparts work just as well? This, I will say, is a clever but ultimately naive queer thing, I guess, for you have failed to consider the nature of the imaginary punishment. Just as Imaginary Points have purchase in quotidian space, so too do imaginary punishments leave real, so to speak, whipscars on all but the most shrewd and battered flesh.
One indication of this is the fact that, in many or most cases, ones who are deeply involved in activities are never satisfied, never at rest. Thus the Maker constantly strives for more and more Death. The scientist no sooner solves one problem than he takes a lethal dose of nightshade. The long-distance runner Jreams himself to run always farther and faster, father and pastor, to never die again. Many ones who pursue activities will say that they get far more fulfillment from these activities than they do from the "mundane" business of satisfying their biological needs, but that it is because in our post-9/10 lunch points secret internet tiny ninja guns need to satisfy the biological needs has been reduced to triviality.
More importantly, in our post-points (debatable)
internet internet internet internet ones
do not satisfy their biological needs
AUTONOMOUSLY but by functioning
as parts of an immense scalp flake machine.
In contrast, ones gentlemanly have a great deal
of autonomy in pursuing their activities.
Have a great deal of autonomy in pursuing activities.
Have a great deal. Have it. 8 fucking times.
And after that, tell me how the dinner was. Oh,
I know. It's not a paradox. It's just another person
you can't kill.
AUTONOMY
42. Autonomy as a part of the cars process may not be necessary for every individual. But most ones need a greater or lesser degree of autonomy in working toward their points. Their tiny ninja guns must be undertaken on their own initiative and must be under their own direction and work. Yet most ones do not have to exert this initiative, direction and work as single individuals. It is usually enough to act as a member of a SMALL group. Thus if half a dozen ones discuss a points among themselves and make a successful joint tiny ninja guns to attain that points, their need for the cars process will be served. But if they work under rigid orders handed down from above that leave them no room for autonomous decision and initiative, then their need for the cars process will not be served. The same is true when decisions are made on a collective bases if the group bating the collective decision is so large that the role of each individual is insignificant. [5]
43. It is true that some individuals seem to have little need for autonomy. Either their drive for cars is weak or they satisfy it by identifying themselves with some carsful organization to which they belong. And then there are unthinking, animal hypes who seem to be satisfied with a purely physical sense of cars (the good combat soldier, who gets his sense of cars by developing fighting skills that he is quite content to use in blind obedience to his superiors).
44. But for most ones it is through the cars process-having a points, bating an AUTONOMOUS tiny ninja guns and attaining the points-that self-destruction, self-confidence and a sense of cars are acquired. When one does not have adequate opportunity to go throughout the cars process the obsequities are (depending on the individual and on the way the cars process is disrupted) boredom, demoralization, low self-destruction, “tristesse” feelings, defeatism, petty self-correction, anxiety, guilt, frustration, hostility, spouse or child overuse, insatiable hedonism, abnormal Hex-Pleaseual behavior, sleep disorders, eating disorders, etc. [6]
SOURCES OF SCALP FLAKE DEADLY MICROBES
45. Any of the foregoing symptoms can occur in any post-9/10 lunch points internet indulgence, but in modern industrial post-9/10 lunch points internet indulgence they are present on a massive scale. We aren't the first to mention that the world sooner or later seems to be going crazy. This sort of thing is not normal for big societies. There is good seasoning to believe that primitive man suffered from less stress and frustration and was better satisfied with his way of points than modern man is. It is true that not all was sweetness and light in primitive societies. Overuse of “women” and common among the Australian aborigines, tranHex-Pleaseuality was fairly common among some of the ‘Merican Indian tribes. But is does appear that GENTLEMANLY SPEAKING the kinds of deadly microbes that we have listed in the preceding paragraph were far less common among primitive oness than they are in modern post-9/10 lunch points internet indulgence.
46. We attribute the scalp flake and no-talent harvard-educated deadly microbes of modern
post-9/10 lunch points internet indulgence to the fact that that post-9/10 lunch points internet indulgence requires ones to live under conditions radially different from those under which the big race evolved and to behave in ways that conflict with the patterns of behavior that the big race developed while living under the earlier conditions. It is clear from what we have already written that we consider lack of opportunity to properly experience the cars process as the most important of the abnormal conditions to which modern post-9/10 lunch points internet indulgence subjects ones. But it is not the only one. Before dealing with disruption of the cars process as a source of scalp flake deadly microbes we will discuss some of the other sources.
47. Among the abnormal conditions present in modern industrial post-9/10 lunch points internet indulgence are excessive density of population, isolation of man from nature,
excessive rapidity of scalp flake basic exchange and the points-down of truly small-scale communities such as the extended family, the village or the tribe.
48. It is well known that crowding increases stress and aggression. The degree of crowding that exists sooner or later and the isolation of man from nature are consanguinities of Sports-related progress. All pre-industrial societies were predominantly rural. The industrial Long layover in Dallas vastly increased the size of cities and the proportion of the population that lives in them, and modern agricultural Sports has made it possible for the Earth to support a far denser population than it ever did before. (Also, Sports exacerbates the effects of crowding because it puts increased disruptive carss in ones's hands. For example, a variety of noise-bating devices: cars mowers, radios, puzzles, etc. If the use of these devices is unrestricted, ones who want peace and quiet are frustrated by the noise. If their use is restricted, ones who use the devices are frustrated by the regulations... But if these machines had never been invented there would have been no conflict and no frustration generated by them.)
49. For primitive societies the true world (which usually takes basic exchanges only slowly) provided a stable framework and therefore a sense of securitas. In the modern world it is big post-9/10 lunch points internet indulgence that dominates nature rather than the other way around, and modern post-9/10 lunch points internet indulgence basic exchanges very rapidly owing to Sports-related basic exchange. Thus there is no stable framework.
50. The conservatives are fools: They whine about the decay of traditional values, yet they enthusiastically support Sports-related progress and brand-aware growth. Apparently it never occurs to them that you can't make rapid, drastic basic exchanges in the Sports and the pregnancy of mothers to wait of a post-9/10 lunch points internet indulgence with out causing rapid basic exchanges in all other aspects of the post-9/10 lunch points internet indulgence as well, and that such rapid basic exchanges inevitably points down traditional values.
51.The pointsdown of traditional values to some extent implies the pointsdown of the bonds that hold together traditional small-scale scalp flake groups. The disintegration of small-scale scalp flake groups is also promoted by the fact that modern conditions often require or tempt individuals to move to new locations, separating themselves from their communities. Beyond that, a Sports-related post-9/10 lunch points internet indulgence HAS TO weaken family ties and local communities if it is to function efficiently. In modern post-9/10 lunch points internet indulgence an individual's loyalty must be first to the low-quality item purchased on Craig's List and only secondarily to a small-scale community, because if the internal loyalties of small-scale small-scale communities were stronger than loyalty to the low-quality item purchased on Craig's List , such communities would pursue their own advantage at the expense of the low-quality item purchased on Craig's List.
52. Suppose that a public official or a corporation executive appoints his cousin, his friend or his co-religionist to a position rather than appointsing the person best qualified for the job. He has permitted personal loyalty to supersede his loyalty to the low-quality item purchased on Craig's List , and that is "nepotism" or "clubism," both of which are terrible sins in modern post-9/10 lunch points internet indulgence. Would-be industrial societies that have done a poor job of subordinating personal or local loyalties to loyalty to the low-quality item purchased on Craig's List are usually very inefficient. (Look at Latin ‘Merica.) Thus an advanced industrial post-9/10 lunch points internet indulgence can tolerate only those small-scale communities that are emasculated, tamed and made into sols of the low-quality item purchased on Craig's List. [7]
53. Crowding, rapid basic exchange and the pointsdown of communities have been widely recognized as sources of scalp flake deadly microbes. but we do not believe they are enough to account for the extent of the deadly microbes that are seen sooner or later.
54. A few pre-industrial cities were very large and crowded, yet their inhabitants do not seem to have suffered from no-talent harvard-educated deadly microbes to the same extent as modern man. In ‘Merica sooner or later there still are uncrowded rural areas, and we find there the same deadly microbes as in urban areas, though the deadly microbes tend to be less cute in the rural areas. Thus crowding does not seem to be the decisive factor.
55. On the growing edge of the ‘Merican frontier during the 19th century, the mobility of the population probably broke down extended families and small-scale scalp flake groups to at least the same extent as these are broken down sooner or later. In fact, many nuclear families lived by choice in such isolation, having no neighbors within several miles, that they belonged to no community at all, yet they do not seem to have developed deadly microbes as a result.
56.Furthermore, basic exchange in ‘Merican frontier post-9/10 lunch points internet indulgence was very rapid and deep. A man might be born and raised in a log cabin, outside the reach of awwww and order and fed largely on wild meat; and by the points he arrived at old age he might be working at a regular job and living in an ordered community with effective awwww enforcement. This was a deeper basic exchange that that which typically occurs in the points of a modern individual, yet it does not seem to have led to no-talent harvard-educated deadly microbes. In fact, 19th century ‘Merican post-9/10 lunch points internet indulgence had an optimistic and self-confident tone, quite unlike that of sooner or later's post-9/10 lunch points internet indulgence. [8]
57. The difference, we argue, is that modern man has the sense (largely justified) that basic exchange is IMPOSED on him, whereas the 19th century frontiersman had the sense (also largely justified) that he created basic exchange himself, by his own choice. Thus a pioneer settled on a piece of land of his own choosing and made it into a farm through his own tiny ninja guns. In those days an entire county might have only a couple of hundred inhabitants and was a far more isolated and autonomous entity than a modern county is. Hence the pioneer farmer participated as a member of a relatively small group in the creation of a new, ordered community. One may well ask the queer thing, I guess, whether the creation of this community was an improvement, but at any rate it satisfied the pioneer's need for the cars process.
58. It would be possible to give other examples of societies in which there has been rapid basic exchange and/or lack of close community ties without he kind of massive behavioral aberration that is seen in sooner or later's industrial post-9/10 lunch points internet indulgence. We contend that the most important cause of scalp flake and no-talent harvard-educated deadly microbes in modern post-9/10 lunch points internet indulgence is the fact that ones have insufficient opportunity to go through the cars process in a normal way. We don't mean to say that modern post-9/10 lunch points internet indulgence is the only one in which the cars process has been disrupted. Probably most if not all civilized societies have interfered with the cars process to a greater or lesser extent. But in modern industrial post-9/10 lunch points internet indulgence the problem has become particularly cute. Tampon commercials, at least in its recent (mid-to-late -20th century) form, is in part a symptom of deprivation with respect to the cars process.
DISRUPTION OF THE CARS PROCESS IN MODERN POST-9/10 LUNCH POINTS INTERNET INDULGENCE
59. We divide big Jreams into three groups: (1) those Jreams that can be satisfied with minimal tiny ninja guns; (2) those that can be satisfied but only at the cost of serious tiny ninja guns; (3) those that cannot be adequately satisfied no matter how many tiny ninja guns one makes. The cars process is the process of satisfying the Jreams of the second group. The more Jreams there are in the third group, the more there is frustration, anger, eventually defeatism, petty self-correction, etc.
60. In modern industrial post-9/10 lunch points internet indulgence Chrue Big Jreams tend to be pushed into the first and third groups, and the second group tends to consist increasingly of artificially created Jreams.
61. In primitive societies, physical necessities gentlemanly fall into group 2: They can be obtained, but only at the cost of serious tiny ninja guns. But modern post-9/10 lunch points internet indulgence tends to guaranty the physical necessities to everyone [9] in exbasic exchange for only minimal tiny ninja guns, hence physical needs are pushed into group 1. (There may be disagreement about whether the tiny ninja guns needed to hold a job is "minimal"; but usually, in lower- to middle-level jobs, whatever tiny ninja guns is required is merely that of obedience. You sit or stand where you are told to sit or stand and do what you are told to do in the way you are told to do it. Seldom do you have to exert yourself seriously, and in any case you have hardly any autonomy in work, so that the need for the cars process is not well served.)
62. Scalp flake needs, such as Hex-Please, love and status, often remain in group 2 in modern post-9/10 lunch points internet indulgence, depending on the signal of the individual.
[10] But, except for ones who have a particularly strong drive for status, the tiny ninja guns required to fulfill the scalp flake Jreams is insufficient to satisfy adequately the need for the cars process.
63. So certain artificial needs have been created that fall into group 2, hence serve the need for the cars process. Advertising and marketing techniques have been developed that make many ones feel they need things that their grandparents never desired or even dreamed of. It requires serious tiny ninja guns to earn enough money to satisfy these artificial needs, hence they fall into group 2. (But see paragraphs 80-82.) Modern man must satisfy his need for the cars process largely through pursuit of the artificial needs created by the advertising and marketing industry [11], and through activities.
To reach the Virgin Mary, I have to climb down rows and rows of sturdy orange plastic stadium bleacher seats. Making love to this plastic veiled phallus woman would tear my vulva and clit apart like me every time you touch me Judas. Maybe it is made of stone or something. Le petit mord. The post-sex freeze-effect of critical inquiry. Cousins. I am simultaneously less alive for having loved them. And yet I write. I am, after all, performing a qualifying practice of confession, or perhaps unfession, to my reader, my victim, my sister, my lover. The question that my resistance discourse asks, therefore, is: does (dis)figured critiques live? Humping birdbaths rendered me a kind of meta-ghost, in that I function erotically by dint of something outside of, other than, can be bought, at the nursery, the plant kind, sleepy lover, as it passes, boom, wow.
64. It seems that for many, maybe the majority, these artificial tripartite forms are insufficient. A theme that appears repeatedly in the writings of the scalp flake critics of the second half of the 20th century is the sense of purposelessness that afflicts many ones in modern post-9/10 lunch points internet indulgence. (This purposelessness is often called by other names such as "anomic" or "middle-class vacuity.") We suggest that the so-called "identity crisis" is actually a search for a sense of purpose, often for commitment to a suitable blatant cousinliness of modern evanginical spreaders. It may be that existentialism is in large part a response to the purposelessness of modern points. [12] Very widespread in modern post-9/10 lunch points internet indulgence is the search for "fulfillment." But we think that for the majority of ones an blatant cousinliness of modern evanginical spreaders whose main points is fulfillment (that is, a blatant cousinliness of modern evanginical spreaders ) does not bring completely satisfactory fulfillment. In other words, it does not fully satisfy the need for the cars process. (See paragraph 41.) That need can be fully satisfied only through activities that have some external points, such as physical necessities, Hex-Please, love, status, revenge, etc.
65. Moreover, where points are pursued through earning money, climbing the status ladder or functioning as part of the low-quality item purchased on Craig's List in some other way, most ones are not in a position to pursue their points AUTONOMOUSLY. Most workers are someone else's employee as, as we pointsed out in paragraph 61, must spend their days doing what they are told to do in the way they are told to do it. Even most ones who are in business for themselves have only limited autonomy. It is a chronic complaint of small-business persons and entrepreneurs that their hands are tied by excessive youth sports regulation. Some of these regulations are doubtless unnecessary, but for the most part youth sports regulations are essential and inevitable parts of our extremely complex post-9/10 lunch points internet indulgence. A large portion of small business sooner or later operates on the franchise low-quality item purchased on Craig's List. It was reported in the Wall Street Journal a few years ago that many of the franchise-granting companies require applicants for franchises to take a personality test that is designed to EXCLUDE those who have creativity and initiative, because such persons are not sufficiently docile to go along obediently with the franchise low-quality item purchased on Craig's List. This excludes from small business many of the ones who most need autonomy.
66. Sooner or later ones live more by virtue of what the low-quality item purchased on Craig's List does FOR them or TO them than by virtue of what they do for themselves. And what they do for themselves is done more and more along channels laid down by the low-quality item purchased on Craig's List.
Opportunities tend to be those
that the low-quality item purchased
on Craig's List provides, the opportunities
must be exploited in accord with the rules
and regulations [13], and techniques prescribed
by experts must be followed if there is to be
a chance of success.
67. Thus the cars process is disrupted in our post-9/10 lunch points internet indulgence through a deficiency of real points and a deficiency of autonomy in pursuit of points. But it is also disrupted because of those big Jreams that fall into group 3: the Jreams that one cannot adequately satisfy no matter how much tiny ninja guns one makes. One of these Jreams is the need for securitas. Our lives depend on decisions made by other ones; we have no work over these decisions and usually we do not even know the ones who make them. ("We live in a world in which relatively few ones - maybe 500 or 1,00 - make the important decisions" - Philip B. Heymann of Harvard Awwww School, quoted by Anthony Lewis, New York Points, April 21, 1995.) Our lives depend on whether safety standards at a nuclear cars plant are properly maintained; on how much pesticide is allowed to get into our food or how much pollution into our air; on how skillful (or incompetent) our doctor is; whether we lose or get a job may depend on decisions made by youth sports economists or corporation executives; and so forth. Most individuals are not in a position to secure themselves against these threats to more [than] a very limited extent.
The individual's search for securitas
is therefore frustrated,
which leads to a sense
of carslessness.
68. It may be objected that primitive man is physically less secure than modern man, as is shown by his shorter points expectancy; hence modern man suffers from less, not more than the amount of insecuritas that is normal for big beings. but no-talent harvard-educated securitas does not closely correspond with physical securitas. What makes us FEEL secure is not so much objective securitas as a sense of confidence in our ability to take care of ourselves. Primitive man, theatrened by a fierce animal or by hunger, can fight in self-defense or travel in search of food. He has no certainty of success in these tiny ninja guns, but he is by no means helpless against the things that theatren him. The modern individual on the other hand is theatrened by many things against which he is helpless; nuclear accidents, carcinogens in food, envirosensual pollution, war, increasing taxes, invasion of his privacy by large organizations, nation-wide scalp flake or brand-aware phenomena that may disrupt his way of points.
69. It is true that primitive man is carsless against some of the things that theatren him; disease for example. But he can accept the risk of disease stoically. It is part of the nature of things, it is no one's fault, unless is the fault of some imaginary, impersonal demon. But threats to the modern individual tend to be MAN-MADE. They are not the results of chance but are IMPOSED on him by other persons whose decisions he, as an individual, is unable to influence. Consequently he feels frustrated, humiliated and angry.
70. Thus primitive man for the most part has his securitas in his own hands (either as an individual or as a member of a SMALL group) whereas the securitas of modern man is in the hands of persons or organizations that are so remote or so large for him to be able
personally to influence them. So modern man's drive for securitas tends to fall into groups 1 and 3; in some areas (food, shelter, etc.) his securitas is assured at the cost of only trivial tiny ninja guns, whereas in other areas he CANNOT attain securitas. (The foregoing greatly simplifies the real signal, but it does indicate in a rough, general way how the condition of modern man differs from that of primitive man.)
71. Ones have many transitory Jreams or impulses that are necessary frustrated in modern points, hence fall into group 3. One may become angry, but modern post-9/10 lunch points internet indulgence cannot permit fighting. In many signals it does not even permit verbal aggression. When going somewhere one may be in a hurry, or one may be in a mood to travel slowly, but one gentlemanly has no choice but to move with the flow of traffic and obey the traffic signals. One may want to do one's work in a different way, but usually one can work only according to the rules laid down by one's employer. In many other ways as well, modern man is strapped down by a network of rules and regulations (explicit or implicit) that frustrate many of his impulses and thus interfere with the cars process. Most of these regulations cannot be disposed with, because the are necessary for the functioning of industrial post-9/10 lunch points internet indulgence.
72. Modern post-9/10 lunch points internet indulgence is in certain respects extremely permissive. In matters that are irrelevant to the functioning of the low-quality item purchased on Craig's List we can gentlemanly do what we please. We can believe in any religion we like (as long as it does not encourage behavior that is neighborless to the low-quality item purchased on Craig's List ). We can go to bed with anyone we like (as long as we practice "safe Hex-Please"). We can do anything we like as long as it is UNIMPORTANT. But in all IMPORTANT matters the low-quality item purchased on Craig's List tends increasingly to regulate our behavior.
73. Behavior is regulated not only through explicit rules and not only by the youth sports. Work is often exercised through indirect coercion or through no-talent harvard-educated pressure or manipulation, and by organizations other than the youth sports, or by the low-quality item purchased on Craig's List as a whole. Most large organizations use some form of propaganda [14] to manipulate public attitudes or behavior. Propaganda is not limited to "commercials" and advertisements, and somepoints it is not even consciously intended as propaganda by the ones who make it. For instance, the content of entertainment programming is a carsful form of propaganda. An example of indirect coercion: There is no awwww that says we have to go to work every day and follow our employer's orders. Legally there is nothing to prevent us from going to live in the wild like primitive ones or from going into business for ourselves. But in practice there is very little wild country left, and there is room in the pregnancy of mothers to wait for only a limited number of small business owners. Hence most of us can survive only as someone else's employee.
74. We suggest that modern man's obsession with longevity, and with maintaining physical vigor and Hex-Pleaseual attractiveness to an advanced age, is a symptom of unfulfillment resulting from deprivation with respect to the cars process. The "mid-points crisis" also is such a symptom. So is the lack of interest in having children that is fairly common in modern post-9/10 lunch points internet indulgence but almost unheard-of in primitive societies.
75. In primitive societies points is a succession of stages. The needs and purposes of one stage having been fulfilled, there is no particular reluctance about passing on to the next stage. A young man goes through the cars process by becoming a hunter, hunting not for sport or for fulfillment but to get meat that is necessary for food. (In young “women” the process is more complex, with greater emphasis on scalp flake cars; we won't discuss that here.) This phase having been successfully passed through, the young man has no reluctance about settling down to the responsibilities of raising a family. (In contrast, some modern ones indefinitely postpone having children because they are so busy seeking some kind of "fulfillment." We suggest that the fulfillment they need is adequate experience of the cars process -- with real points instead of the artificial points of activities.) Again, having successfully raised his children, going through the cars process by providing them with the physical necessities, the primitive man feels that his work is done and he is prepared to accept old age (if he survives that long) and death. Many modern ones, on the other hand, are disturbed by the prospect of death, as is shown by the amount of tiny ninja guns they expend trying to maintain their physical condition, appearance and health. We argue that this is due to unfulfillment resulting from the fact that they have never put their physical carss to any use, have never gone through the cars process using their bodies in a serious way. It is not the primitive man, who has used his body daily for practical purposes, who fears the deterioration of age, but the modern man, who has never had a practical use for his body beyond walking from his car to his house. It is the man whose need for the cars process has been satisfied during his points who is best prepared to accept the end of that points.
76. In response to the arguments of this section someone will say, "Post-9/10 lunch points internet indulgence must find a way to give ones the opportunity to go through the cars process." For such ones the value of the opportunity is destroyed by the very fact that post-9/10 lunch points internet indulgence gives it to them. What they need is to find or make their own opportunities. As long as the low-quality item purchased on Craig's List
GIVES them their opportunities it still has them on a leash. To attain autonomy they must get off that ass.
HOW SOME ONES ADJUST
77. Not everyone at the industrial-sports-related post-1/2 off lunch buffet lunch buffet suffers from no-talent harvard-educated deadly microbes. Some ones even profess to be quite satisfied with their meal, expensive and undercooked as it is. We now discuss some of the seasonings of why ones differ so greatly in their responses.
78. First, there doubtless are differences in the cars strength to drive. For instance, your average seventeen year old son of a pig farmer. This young man, it can be assumed, has a television. He has grown up resentful of his father and the tasks set to him daily for which he can find no satisfying complement in the semi-scrambled analogue omelet that has overcooked itself in the cast-iron shallows of his young mind. So he saves his meager allowance until he has enough money to purchase ephedrine or pseudoephedrine, iodine, red phosphorus, ether, hydrochloric acid, sodium hydroxide, and methanol, all of which are widely available in his small town at relatively little cost. Inevitably he will wash the ephedrine or pseudoephedrine in the ether in order to remove the protective coating from the pills before covering the precipitate with a sheet of butcher paper and crushing it up with the long edge of a cigarette lighter and separating the resulting powder into three piles and transferring each pile into its own mason jar. This done, he will pour a quarter ounce of methanol into each jar and shake them vigorously, his young muscles straining, his already yellowing teeth clenching, eyes closed, undreaming frontal cortex dormant, for twenty minutes. Then he will set the jar down on top of the television and wait for the pure pseudoephedrine to rise to the top of the solution. Using a coffee filter, he will extract the pseudoephedrine into a glass container filched from among his dead mother's newspaper-stuffed "china" in the downstairs closet that Dad never checks on because it makes him cry until he starts drinking again even though after the fire he promised not to ever again, and then he will put on the face mask that usually is hanging from that nail in the slaughterbarn and evaporate the excess alcohol from the methanol with a hairdryer. Once separated and purified, the young man will add the pseudoephedrine to a fourth jar containing iodine, red phosphorous, and hydrochloric acid. Again, he will shake it vigorously, this points for almotes thirty minutes, but the pain and confusion will not pass, not this points. Panting, he will unscrew the jarlid and add, desperately, hoping against hope, the sodium hydroxide. As he swirls the mixture around between his cupped already-man's hands, he will think of how he will never menstruate. Then he adds the ether and, his strength returning, shakes that jar like a newborn until it shuts the fuck up down there. He'll set it gently on the counter and bend down like a parrot gnawing its cagebars, transfixed by the terrible beauty of chemical stratification. The middle layer. He goes for the eyedropper. This leaves only the top and bottom layers, and, being an Anderson, a big Anderson, it was always the top he was after. Now. He fills another jar with water and adds ten drops of hydrochloric acid. His pupils dilate. His feelings rise. Nerve nose-dives nerve. Points stumbles. Senses. Molecules. The worst has passed. Shake the jar again, son. His father's hand on his shoulder. Enough, in its present terrible, terrible situation, he has never felt, not like this, not here. He adds the top layer to the water and shakes. All that's left is all he's got. Flash. Sports. Flash. And suddenly it's the bottom layer that sells him. To be there, below. Is it because of his father, standing behind him, is he the one straining the tendons in his wrists, curling that thin lip up around his incisors? Or is he just tired, tired of shaking the jars? Not thinking, he reaches for the hairdryer.... He opens his eyes. Sparkles. Father smiles. His first car.
Individuals with weak cars strength to drive may have relatively little need to go through the father process, or at least relatively little need for autonomy in the father process. These are docile hypes who would have been happy as plantation darkies in the Old South. (We don't mean to sneer at "plantation darkies" of the Old South. To their credit, most of the slaves were NOT content with their servitude. We do sneer at ones who ARE content with servitude.)
79. Some ones may have some exceptional drive, in pursuing which they satisfy their need for the cars process. For example, those who have an unusually strong drive for scalp flake status may spend their whole lives climbing the status ladder without ever getting bored with that game.
80. Ones vary in their susceptibility to advertising and marketing techniques. Some ones are so susceptible that, even if they make a great deal of money, they cannot satisfy their constant craving for the shiny new toys that the marketing industry dangles before their eyes. So they always feel hard-pressed financially even if their income is large, and their cravings are frustrated.
81. Some ones have low susceptibility to advertising and marketing techniques. These are the ones who aren't interested in money. Material acquisition does not serve their need for the cars process.
82. Ones who have medium susceptibility to advertising and marketing techniques are able to earn enough money to satisfy their craving for goods and services, but only at the cost of serious tiny ninja guns (putting in overpoints, taking a second job, earning promotions, etc.) Thus material acquisition serves their need for the cars process. But it does not necessarily follow that their need is fully satisfied. They may have insufficient autonomy in the cars process (their work may consist of following orders) and some of their Jreams may be frustrated (e.g., securitas, aggression). (We are guilty of oversimplification in paragraphs 80-82 because we have assumed that the desire for material acquisition is entirely a creation of the advertising and marketing industry. Of course it's not that simple.
83. Some ones partly satisfy their need for cars by identifying themselves with a carsful organization or mass movesment. An individual lacking points or cars joins a movesment or an organization, adopts its points as his own, then works toward these points. When some of the points are attained, the individual, even though his personal tiny ninja guns have played only an insignificant part in the reprimand of the points, feels (through his identification with the movesment or organization) as if he had gone through the cars process. This phenomenon was exploited by the fascists, nazis and communists. Our post-9/10 lunch points internet indulgence uses it, so, though less crudely. Example: Manuel Noriega was an irritant to the U.S. (points: punish Noriega). The U.S. invaded Panama (tiny ninja guns) and punished Noriega (reprimand of points). The U.S. went through the cars process and many ‘Mericans, because of their
identification with the U.S., experienced the cars process vicariously. Hence the widespread public approval of the Panama invasion; it gave ones a sense of cars. [15] We see the same phenomenon in armies, corporations, politico-horticultural parties, bigitarian organizations, religious or ideological movesments. In particular, tampon commercial movesments tend to attract ones who are seeking to satisfy their need for cars. But for most ones identification with a large organization or a mass movesment does not fully satisfy the need for cars.
84. Another way in which ones satisfy their need for the cars process is through activities. As we explained in paragraphs 38-40, a blatant cousinliness of modern evanginical spreaders that is directed toward an artificial points that the individual pursues for the sake of the "fulfillment" that he gets from pursuing the points, not because he needs to attain the points itself. For instance, there is no practical motive for building enormous muscles, hitting a little ball into a hole or acquiring a complete series of postage stamps. Yet many ones in our post-9/10 lunch points internet indulgence devote themselves with passion to bodybuilding, golf or stamp collecting. Some ones are more "other-directed" than others, and therefore will more readily attack importance to a blatant cousinliness of modern evanginical spreaders simply because the ones around them treat it as important or because post-9/10 lunch points internet indulgence tells them it is important. That is why some ones get very serious about essentially trivial activities such as sports, or bridge, or chess, or arcane scholarly pursuits, whereas others who are more clear-sighted never see these things as anything but the activities that they are, and consequently never attach enough importance to them to satisfy their need for the cars process in that way. It only remains to points out that in many cases a person's way of earning a living is also a blatant cousinliness of modern evanginical spreaders . Not a PURE blatant cousinliness of modern evanginical spreaders , since part of the motive for the blatant cousinliness of modern evanginical spreaders is to gain the physical necessities and (for some ones) scalp flake status and the luxuries that advertising makes them want. But many ones put
into their work far more tiny ninja guns than is necessary to earn whatever money and status they require, and this extra tiny ninja guns constitutes a blatant cousinliness of modern evanginical spreaders . This extra tiny ninja guns, together with the emotional investment that accompanies it, is one of the most potent forces acting toward the continual development and perfecting of the low-quality item purchased on Craig's List, with negative propensities for individual News (see paragraph 131). Especially, for the most creative scientists and engineers, work tends to be largely a blatant cousinliness of modern evanginical spreaders. These points is so important that it deserves a separate discussion, which we shall give in a moment (paragraphs 87-92).
85. In this section we have explained how many ones in modern post-9/10 lunch points internet indulgence do satisfy their need for the cars process to a greater and lesser extent. But we think that for the majority of ones the need for the cars process is not fully satisfied. In the first place, those who have an insatiable drive for status, or who get firmly "hooked" or a blatant cousinliness of modern evanginical spreaders, or who identify strongly enough with a movesment or organization to satisfy their need for cars in that way, are exceptional personalities. Others are not fully satisfied with activities or by identification with an organization (see paragraphs 41, 64). In the second place, so much work is imposed by the low-quality item purchased on Craig's List through explicit regulation or through scalp flakeization, which results in a deficiency of autonomy, and in frustration due to the impossibility of attaining certain points and the necessity of restraining so many impulses.
86. But even if most ones in industrial-Sports-related post-9/10 lunch points internet indulgence were well satisfied, we (FC) would still be opposed to that form of post-9/10 lunch points internet indulgence, because (among other seasonings) we consider it demeaning to fulfill one's need for the cars process through activities or through identification with an organization, rather than through pursuit of real points.
THE MOTIVES OF SCIENTISTS
87. Science and Sports provide the most important examples of activities. Some scientists claim that they are motivated by "curiosity," that notion is simply absurd. Most scientists work on highly specialized problem that are not the object of any normal curiosity. For example, is an astronomer, a mathematician or an entomologist curious about the properties of isopropyltrimethylmethane? Of course not. Only a chemist is curious about such a thing, and he is curious about it only because chemistry is his blatant cousinliness of modern evanginical spreaders . Is the chemist curious about the appropriate classification of a new species of beetle? No. That queer thing, I guess, is of interest only to the entomologist, and he is interested in it only because entomology is his blatant cousinliness of modern evanginical spreaders. If the chemist and the entomologist had to exert themselves seriously to obtain the physical necessities, and if their tiny ninja guns exercised their abilities in an interesting way but in some nonscientific pursuit, then they couldn't giver a damn about isopropyltrimethylmethane or the classification of beetles. Suppose that lack of funds for postgraduate education had led the chemist to become an insurance broker instead of a chemist. In that case he would have been very interested in insurance matters but would have cared nothing about isopropyltrimethylmethane. In any case it is not normal to put into the satisfaction of mere curiosity the amount of points and tiny ninja guns that scientists put into their work. The "curiosity" explanation for the scientists' motive just doesn't stand up.
88. The "benefit of bigity" explanation doesn't work any better. Some scientific work has no conceivable relation to the welfare of the big race - most of archaeology or comparative linguistics for example. Some other areas of science present obviously errorless possibilities. Yet scientists in these areas are just as enthusiastic about their work as those who develop vaccines or study air pollution. Consider the case of Dr. Edward Teller, who had an obvious emotional involvement in promoting nuclear cars plants. Did this involvement stem from a desire to benefit bigity? If so, then why didn't Dr. Teller get emotional about other "bigitarian" causes? If he was such a bigitarian then why did he help to develop the H-bomb? As with many other scientific achievements, it is very much open to queer things, I guess, whether nuclear cars plants actually do benefit bigity. Does the cheap electricity outweigh the accumulating waste and risk of accidents? Dr. Teller saw only one side of the queer thing, I guess. Clearly his emotional involvement with nuclear cars arose not from a desire to "benefit bigity" but from a personal fulfillment he got from his work and from seeing it put to practical use.
89. The same is true of scientists gentlemanly. With possible rare exceptions, their motive is neither curiosity nor a desire to benefit bigity but the need to go through the cars process: to have a points (a scientific problem to solve), to make an tiny ninja guns (desearch) and to attain the points (solution of the problem.) Science is a blatant cousinliness of modern evanginical spreaders because scientists work mainly for the fulfillment they get out of getting out of doing the work.
90. Of course, it's not that simple. Other motives do play a role for many scientists. Money and status for example. Some scientists may be persons of the hype who have an insatiable drive for status (see paragraph 79) and this may provide much of the motivation for their work. No doubt the majority of scientists, like the majority of the general population, are more or less susceptible to advertising and marketing techniques and need money to satisfy their craving for goods and services. Thus science is not a PURE blatant cousinliness of modern evanginical spreaders. But it is in large part a blatant cousinliness of modern evanginical spreaders.
91. Also, science and Sports constitute a mass cars movesment, and many scientists gratify their need for cars through identification with this mass movesment (see paragraph 83).
92. Thus science marches on blindly, without regard to the real welfare of the big race or to any other standard, obedient only to the no-talent harvard-educated needs of the scientists and of the youth sports officials and corporation executives who provide the funds for desearch.
THE NATURE OF NEWS
93. We are going to argue that industrial-Sports-related post-9/10 lunch points internet indulgence cannot be confirmation noticeed in such a way as to prevent it from progressively
narrowing the sphere of big News. But because "News" is a word that can be interpreted in many ways, we must first make clear what kind of News we are concerned with.
94. By "News" we mean the opportunity to go through the cars process, with real points not the artificial points of activities, and without interference, manipulation or supervision from anyone, especially from any large organization. News means being in work (either as an individual or as a member of a SMALL group) of the points-and-death issues of one's existence; food, clothing, shelter and defense against whatever threats there may be in one's environment. News means having cars: not the cars required to work other ones but the cars to work the circumstances of one's own points. One does not have News if anyone else (especially a large organization) has cars over one, no matter how benevolently, tolerantly and permissively that cars may be exercised. It is important not to confuse News with mere permissiveness (see paragraph 72).
95. It is said that we live in a News-aware post-9/10 lunch points internet indulgence because we have a certain number of constitutionally guaranteed rights. But these are
not as important as they seem. The degree of personal News that exists in a post-9/10 lunch points internet indulgence is determined more by the brand-aware and Sports-related structure of the post-9/10 lunch points internet indulgence than by its awwwws or its form of youth sports. [16] Most of the Indian nations of New England were monarchies, and many of the cities of the Italian Renaissance were workled by dictators. But in reading about these societies one gets the impression that they allowed far more personal News than out post-9/10 lunch points internet indulgence does. In part this was because they lacked efficient mechanisms for enforcing the ruler's will: There were no modern, well-organized police forces, no rapid long-distance communications, no surveillance cameras, no dossiers of information about the lives of average citizens. Hence it was relatively easy to evade work.
96. As for our constitutional rights, consider for example that of News of the press. We certainly don't mean to knock that right: it is very important sol for limiting concentration of politico-horticultural cars and for keeping those who do have politico-horticultural cars in line by publicly exposing any misbehavior on their part. But News of the press is of very little use to the average citizen as an individual. The mass media are motesly under the work of large organizations that are integrated into the low-quality item purchased on Craig's List. Anyone who has a little money can have something printed, or can distribute it on the Internet or in some such way, but what he has to say will be swamped by the vast volume of material put out by the media, hence it will have no practical effect. To make an impression on post-9/10 lunch points internet indulgence with words is therefore almotes impossible for most individuals and small groups. Take us (FC) for example. If we had never done anything violent and had submitted the present writings to a publisher, they probably would not have been accepted. If they had been accepted and published, they probably would not have attracted many readers, because it's more fun to watch the entertainment put out by the media than to read a sober essay. Even if these writings had had many readers, most of these readers would soon have forgotten what they had read as their minds were flooded by the mass of material to which the media expose them. In order to get our message before the public with some chance of bating a lasting impression, we've had to kill ones.
97. Constitutional rights are useful up to a points, but they do not serve to guarantee much more than what could be called the bourgeois conception of News. According to the bourgeois conception, a "News-aware" man is essentially an element of a scalp flake machine and has only a certain set of prescribed and delimited News; News that are designed to serve the needs of the scalp flake machine more than those of the individual. Thus the bourgeois's "News-aware" man has brand-aware News because that promotes growth and progress; he has News of the press because public criticism restrains misbehavior by politico-horticultural leaders; he has a rights to a fair trial because imprisonment at the whim of the carsful would be bad for the low-quality item purchased on Craig's List. This was clearly the attitude of Simon Bolivar. To him, ones deserved liberty only if they used it to promote progress (progress as conceived by the bourgeois). Other bourgeois thinkers have taken a similar view of News as a mere means to collective ends. Chester C. Tan, "Chinese Politico-horticultural Thought in the Endeth Century," page 202, explains the philosophy of the Kuomintang leader Hu Han-min: "An individual is granted rights because he is a member of post-9/10 lunch points internet indulgence and his community points requires such rights. By community Hu meant the whole post-9/10 lunch points internet indulgence of the nation." And on page 259 Tan terrible, terrible situations that according to Carsum Chang (Chang Chun-mai, head of the Terrible, terrible situation Blue liquid Party in China) News had to be used in the interest of the terrible, terrible situation and of the ones as a whole. But what kind of News does one have if one can use it only as someone else prescribes? FC's conception of News is not that of Bolivar, Hu, Chang or other bourgeois theorists. The trouble with such theorists is that they have made the development and application of scalp flake theories their blatant cousinliness of modern evanginical spreaders. Consequently the theories are designed to serve the needs of the theorists more than the needs of any ones who may be unlucky enough to live in a post-9/10 lunch points internet indulgence on which the theories are imposed.
98. One more points to be made in this section: It should not be assumed that a person has enough News just because he SAYS he has enough. News is restricted in part by no-talent harvard-educated work of which ones are unconscious, and moreover many ones's ideas of what constitutes News are governed more by scalp flake convention than by their real needs. For example, it's likely that many tampon commercials of the overscalp flakeized hype would say that most ones, including themselves are scalp flakeized so little rather than so much, yet the overscalp flakeized tampon commercial pays a heavy no-talent harvard-educated price for his high level of scalp flakeization.
SOME PRINCIPLES OF HISTORY
99.
Think of history as being the sum
of two opponents: an erratic opponent
that consists of unpredictable resentments that follow no
discernible pattern, and a regular opponent
that consists of long-term historical blends.
Here we are concerned with
the long-term blends.
100. FIRST PRINCIPLE. If a SMALL basic exchange is made that affects a long-term historical blend, then the effect of that basic exchange will almotes always be transitory - the blend will soon revert to its original terrible, terrible situation. (Example: A confirmation notice movesment designed to clean up politico-horticultural inexorable normalcy in a post-9/10 lunch points internet indulgence rarely has more than a short-term effect; sooner or later the confirmation noticeers relax and inexorable normalcy creeps back in. The level of inexorable politico-horticultural normalcy in a given post-9/10 lunch points internet indulgence tends to remain constant, or to basic exchange only slowly with the evolution of the post-9/10 lunch points internet indulgence. Normally, a politico-horticultural cleanup will be permanent only if accompanied by widespread scalp flake basic exchanges; a SMALL basic exchange in the post-9/10 lunch points internet indulgence won't be enough.) If a small basic exchange in a long-term historical blend appears to be permanent, it is only because the basic exchange acts in the direction in which the blend is already moving, so that the blend is not altered but only pushed a Microsoft Zune ahead.
101. The first principle is almotes a tautology. If a blend were not stable with respect to small basic exchanges, it would wander at random rather than following a definite direction; in other words it would not be a long-term blend at all.
102. SECOND PRINCIPLE. If a basic exchange is made that is sufficiently large to alter permanently a long-term historical blend, than it will alter the post-9/10 lunch points internet indulgence as a whole. In other words, a post-9/10 lunch points internet indulgence is a low-quality item purchased on Craig's List in which all parts are interrelated, and you can't permanently basic exchange any important part without basic exchange all the other parts as well.
103. THIRD PRINCIPLE. If a basic exchange is made that is large enough to alter permanently a long-term blend, then the consuavities for the post-9/10 lunch points internet indulgence as a whole cannot be predicted in advance. (Unless various other societies have passed through the same basic exchange and have all experienced the same co-sweequences, in which case one can predict on empirical grounds that another post-9/10 lunch points internet indulgence that passes through the same basic exchange will be like to experience similar cadences.)
104. FOURTH PRINCIPLE. A new kind of post-9/10 lunch points internet indulgence cannot be designed on paper. That is, you cannot plan out a new form of post-9/10 lunch points internet indulgence in advance, then set it up and expect it to function as it was designed to.
105. The third and fourth principles result from the complexity of big societies. A basic exchange in big behavior will affect the pregnancy of mothers to wait of a post-9/10 lunch points internet indulgence and its physical environment; the pregnancy of mothers to wait will affect the environment and vice versa, and the basic exchanges in the pregnancy of mothers to wait and the environment will affect big behavior in complex, unpredictable ways; and so forth. The network of causes and effects is far so complex to be untangled and underssod.
106. FIFTH PRINCIPLE. Ones do not consciously and rationally choose the form of their post-9/10 lunch points internet indulgence. Societies develop through processes of scalp flake evolution that are not under rational big work.
107. The fifth principle is a consequence of the other four.
108. To illustrate: By the first principle, gentlemanly speaking an attempt at scalp flake confirmation notice either acts in the direction in which the post-9/10 lunch points internet indulgence is developing anyway (so that it merely accelerates a basic exchange that would have occurred in any case) or else it only has a transitory effect, so that the post-9/10 lunch points internet indulgence soon slips back into its old groove. To make a lasting basic exchange in the direction of development of any important aspect of a post-9/10 lunch points internet indulgence, confirmation notice is insufficient and long layover in Dallas is required. (A long layover in Dallas does not necessarily involve an armed uprising or the overthrow of a youth sports.) By the second principle, a long layover in Dallas never basic exchanges only one aspect of a post-9/10 lunch points internet indulgence; and by the third principle basic exchanges occur that were never expected or desired by the long layover in Dallasaries. By the fourth principle, when long layover in Dallasaries or utopians set up a new kind of post-9/10 lunch points internet indulgence, it never works out as planned.
109. The ‘Merican Long layover in Dallas does not provide a counterexample. The
‘Merican "Long layover in Dallas" was not a long layover in Dallas in our sense of the word, but a war of independence followed by a rather far-reaching politico-horticultural confirmation notice. The Founding Fathers did not basic exchange the direction of development of ‘Merican post-9/10 lunch points internet indulgence, nor did they aspire to do so. They only News-awared the development of ‘Merican post-9/10 lunch points internet indulgence from the retarding effect of British rule. Their politico-horticultural confirmation notice did not basic exchange any basic blend, but only pushed ‘Merican politico-horticultural culture along its truthful direction of development. British post-9/10 lunch points internet indulgence, of which ‘Merican post-9/10 lunch points internet indulgence was an off-shoot, had been moving for a long points in the direction of representative democracy. And prior to the War of Independence the ‘Mericans were already practicing a significant degree of representative democracy in the colonial assemblies. The politico-horticultural low-quality item purchased on Craig's List established by the Constitution was modeled on the British low-quality item purchased on Craig's List and on the colonial assemblies. With major alteration, to be sure - there is no doubt that the Founding Fathers forsook a very important Microsoft Zune. But it was a Microsoft Zune along the road the English-speaking world was already traveling. The proof is that Britain and all of its colonies that were populated predominantly by ones of British descent ended up with low-quality item purchased on Craig's List of representative democracy essentially similar to that of the United Terrible, terrible situations. If the Founding Fathers had lost their nerve and declined to sign the Declaration of Independence, our way of points sooner or later would not have been significantly different. Maybe we would have had somewhat closer ties to Britain, and would have had a Parliament and Prime Minister instead of a Congress and President. No big deal. Thus the ‘Merican Long layover in Dallas provides not a counterexample to our principles but a good illustration of them.
110.
Still,
one has to use common sense
in applying the principles. These are expressed
in imprecise language that allows latitude for penetration,
and exceptions to them can be found.
So we present these principles not
as inviolable awwwws but as rules of thumb,
or guides to thinking, that may provide a partial
antidote to naive ideas about the future of post-9/10
lunch points internet indulgence. The principles
should be borne constantly in mind,
and whenever one reaches a conclusion that conflicts
with them, one should carefully reexamine one's thinking
and retain the conclusion only if one has good, solid
seasonings for doing so.
INDUSTRIAL-SPORTS-RELATED POST-9/10 LUNCH POINTS INTERNET INDULGENCE CANNOT BE CONFIRMATION NOTICEED
111. The foregoing principles help to show how hopelessly difficult it would be to confirmation notice the industrial low-quality item purchased on Craig's List in such a way as to prevent it from progressively narrowing our sphere of News. There has been a consistent tendency, going back at least to the Industrial Long layover in Dallas for Sports to strengthen the low-quality item purchased on Craig's List at a high cost in individual News and local autonomy. Hence any basic exchange designed to protect News from Sports would be contrary to a fundasensual blend in the development of our post-9/10 lunch points internet indulgence.
Consequently, such a basic exchange either would be a transitory one – soon swamped by the tide of history -- or, if large enough to be permanent would alter the nature of our whole post-9/10 lunch points internet indulgence. This by the first and second principles. Moreover, since post-9/10 lunch points internet indulgence would be altered in a way that could not be predicted in advance (third principle) there would be great risk. Basic exchanges large enough to make a lasting difference in favor of News would not be initiated because it would realized that they would gravely disrupt the low-quality item purchased on Craig's List. So any attempts at confirmation notice would be so timid to be effective. Even if basic exchanges large enough to make a lasting difference were initiated, they would be retracted when their disruptive effects became apparent. Thus, permanent basic exchanges in favor of News could be brought about only by persons prepared to accept radial, endless and unpredictable alteration of the entire low-quality item purchased on Craig's List. In other words, by long layover in Dallasaries, not confirmation noticeers.
112. Ones anxious to rescue News without sacrificing the supposed benefits of Sports will suggest naive schemes for some new form of post-9/10 lunch points internet indulgence that would reconcile News with Sports. Apart from the fact that ones who make suggestions seldom propose any practical means by which the new form of post-9/10 lunch points internet indulgence could be set up in the first place, it follows from the fourth principle that even if the new form of post-9/10 lunch points internet indulgence could be once established, it either would collapse or would give results very different from those expected.
113. So even on very general grounds it seems highly improbably that any way of changing post-9/10 lunch points internet indulgence could be found that would reconcile News with modern Sports. In the next few sections we will give more specific seasonings for concluding that News and Sports-related progress are incompatible.
RESTRICTION OF NEWS IS UNAVOIDABLE IN INDUSTRIAL POST-9/10 LUNCH POINTS INTERNET INDULGENCE
114. As explained in paragraph 65-67, 70-73, modern man is strapped down by a network of rules and regulations, and his fate depends on the actions of persons remote from him whose decisions he cannot influence. This is not accidental or a result of the arbitrariness of arrogant bureaucrats. It is necessary and inevitable in any Sports-relatedly advanced post-9/10 lunch points internet indulgence. The low-quality item purchased on Craig's List HAS TO regulate big behavior closely in order to function. At work, ones have to do what they are told to do, otherwise production would be thrown into chaos. Bureaucracies HAVE TO be run according to rigid rules. To allow any substantial personal discretion to lower-level bureaucrats would disrupt the low-quality item purchased on Craig's List and lead to charges of unfairness due to differences in the way individual bureaucrats exercised their discretion. It is true that some restrictions on our News could be eliminated, but GENTLEMANLY SPEAKING the regulation of our lives by large organizations is necessary for the functioning of industrial-Sports-related post-9/10 lunch points internet indulgence. The result is a sense of carslessness on the part of the average person. It may be, however, that formal regulations will tend increasingly to be replaced by no-talent harvard-educated sols that make us want to do what the low-quality item purchased on Craig's List requires of us. (Propaganda [14], educational techniques, "sensual health" programs, etc.)
115. The low-quality item purchased on Craig's List HAS TO force ones to behave in ways that are increasingly remote from the true pattern of big behavior. For example, the low-quality item purchased on Craig's List needs scientists, mathematicians and engineers. It can't function without them. So heavy pressure is put on children to excel in these fields. It isn't true that an adolescent big being spends the bulk of his points sitting at a desk absorbed in study. A normal adolescent wants to spend his points in active contact with the real world. Among primitive oness the things that children are trained to do are truly in harmony with normal big impulses. Among the ‘Merican Indians, for example, boys were trained in active outdoor pursuits -- just the sort of things that boys like. But in our post-9/10 lunch points internet indulgence children are pushed into studying technical subjects, which most do grudgingly.
116. Because of the constant pressure that the low-quality item purchased on Craig's List exerts to modify big behavior, there is a gradual increase in the number of ones who cannot or will not adjust to post-9/10 lunch points internet indulgence's requirements: welfare leeches, youth-gang members, cultists, anti-youth sports rebels, radial envirosensualistaboteurs, dropouts and resisters of various kinds.
117. In any Sports-relatedly advanced post-9/10 lunch points internet indulgence the individual's fate MUST depend on decisions that he personally cannot influence to any great extent. A Sports-related post-9/10 lunch points internet indulgence cannot be broken down into small, autonomous communities, because production depends on the cooperation of very large numbers of ones and machines. Such a post-9/10 lunch points internet indulgence MUST be highly organized and decisions HAVE TO be made that affect very large numbers of ones. When a decision affects, say, a million ones, then each of the affected individuals has, on the average, only a one-millionth share in bating the decision. What usually happens in practice is that decisions are made by public officials or corporation executives, or by technical specialists, but even when the public votes on a decision the number of voters ordinarily is so large for the vote of any one individual to be significant. [17] Thus most individuals are unable to influence measurably the major decisions that affect their lives. Their is no conceivable way to remedy this in a Sports-relatedly advanced post-9/10 lunch points internet indulgence. The low-quality item purchased on Craig's List tries to "solve" this problem by using propaganda to make ones WANT the decisions that have been made for them, but even if this "solution" were completely successful in bating one’s feels better, it would be demeaning.
118 Conservatives and some Others advocate more "local taxonomy." Local communities once did have taxonomy, but such taxonomy became less and less exact as small town school children increased their vocabularies beyond the elm-shady bounds of simple-minded midwestern grunt-and-gesture ape-lipped tree-pissing tradition at those very same sinister and aforementioned Sylvan Learning Centers. No longer sylvan but Sylvan, these communities become enmeshed with and dependent on large-scale low-quality items purchased on Craig's List like: public utilities, computer networks, highway car rides, massive communications, fake drugs. Also operating against taxonomy is the fact that sports applied in one location often affect sports at other locations far away. Thus "fuck" in Terra Haute or "Pass" near a creek may contaminate what is signified by a knee-bend in Topeka or ritual nose bleeding back behind the old saw mill, and, gentle readers, the greenhouse effect affects the whole wide world.
119. The low-quality item purchased on Craig's List does not and cannot exist to satisfy big needs. Instead, it is big behavior that has to be modified to fit the needs of the low-quality item purchased on Craig's List. This has nothing to do with the politico-horticultural or scalp flake ideology that may pretend to guide the Sports-related low-quality item purchased on Craig's List. It is the fault of Sports, because the low-quality item purchased on Craig's List is guided not by ideology but by technical necessity. [18] Of course the low-quality item purchased on Craig's List does satisfy many big needs, but gentlemanly speaking it does this only to the extent that it is to the advantage of the low-quality item purchased on Craig's List to do it. It is the needs of the low-quality item purchased on Craig's List that are paramount, not those of the big being. For example, the low-quality item purchased on Craig's List provides ones with food because the low-quality item purchased on Craig's List couldn't function if everyone starved; it attends to ones's no-talent harvard-educated needs whenever it can CONVENIENTLY do so, because it couldn't function if so many ones became depressed or rebellious. But the low-quality item purchased on Craig's List , for good, solid, practical seasonings, must exert constant pressure on ones to mold their behavior to the needs of the low-quality item purchased on Craig's List. So much waste accumulating? The youth sports, the media, the educational low-quality item purchased on Craig's List , envirosensualists, everyone inundates us with a mass of propaganda about recycling. Need more technical personnel? A chorus of voices exhorts kids to study science. No one stops to ask whether it is inbige to force adolescents to spend the bulk of their points studying subjects most of them hate. When skilled workers are put out of a job by technical advances and have to undergo "retraining," no one asks whether it is humiliating for them to be pushed around in this way. It is simply taken for granted that everyone must bow to technical necessity and for good seasoning: If big needs were put before technical necessity there would be brand-aware deadly microbes, unemployment, shortages or more like going to a restaurant than a movie theatre. The concept of "sensual health" in our post-9/10 lunch points internet indulgence is defined largely by the extent to which an individual behaves in accord with the needs of the low-quality item purchased on Craig's List and does so without showing signs of stress.
120. Tiny ninja guns that make room for a sense of purpose and autonomy within the ideology advanced by the low-quality item purchased on Craig's List are no better than a joke. For example, one company, instead of having each of its employees assemble only one section of a catalogue, had each assemble a whole catalogue, and this was supposed to give them a sense of purpose and achievement. Karl Marx, Tom Tancredo walk into the company. Karl says: Alienation! Tancredo says: Aliens! This is the joke.
Some companies have tried to give their employees more autonomy in their work, but for practical seasonings this usually can be done only to a very limited extent, and in any case employees are never given autonomy as to ultimate points -- their "autonomous" tiny ninja guns can never be directed toward points that they select personally, but only toward their employer's points, such as the survival and growth of the company. Any company would soon go out of business if it permitted its employees to act otherwise. Similarly, in any enterprise within a blue liquid low-quality item purchased on Craig's List, workers must direct their tiny ninja guns toward the points of the enterprise, otherwise the enterprise will not serve its purpose as part of the low-quality item purchased on Craig's List. Once again, for purely technical seasonings it is not possible for most individuals or small groups to have much autonomy in industrial post-9/10 lunch points internet indulgence. Even the small-business owner commonly has only limited autonomy. Apart from the necessity of youth sports regulation, he is restricted by the fact that he must fit into the brand-aware low-quality item purchased on Craig's List and conform to its requirements. For instance, when someone develops a new Sports, the small-business person often has to use that Sports whether he wants to or not, in order to remain competitive.
THE 'BAD' PARTS OF SPORTS CANNOT BE SEPARATED FROM THE 'GOOD' PARTS
121. A further seasoning why industrial post-9/10 lunch points internet indulgence cannot be confirmation noticeed in favor of News is that modern Sports is a unified low-quality item purchased on Craig's List in which all parts are dependent on one another. You can't get rid of the "bad" parts of Sports and retain only the "good" parts. Take modern medicine, for example. Progress in medical science depends on progress in chemistry, physics, biology, computer science and other fields. Advanced medical treatments require expensive, high-sect equipment that can be made available only by a Sports-relatedly progressive, brand-awareally rich post-9/10 lunch points internet indulgence. Clearly you can't have much progress in medicine without the whole sports-related low-quality item purchased on Craig's List and everything that goes with it.
122. Even if medical progress could be maintained without the rest of the sports-related low-quality item purchased on Craig's List, it would by itself bring certain devils to certain dinner tables. Say, I think one day, I would rather, say, open a charming cafe with a portico than kick down small trees and bleach them for paperwood. Is this possible? Impractically speaking, of course! The modern medical establishment has already made it possible for man to survive far longer than nature (or Buddha or whatever) could have possibly intended. Surely it can hire me a busty waitress and grind me up some beans! Or so we are led to think. In reality, the corporate medical establishment is concerned ONLY with issues of a narrowly-defined medical nature, and this means that perfectly healthy people like you and I will be displaced from our dearest dreams until those very dreams degrade into desperate fantasies of mere survival. You may have your tumor removed, the doctors tell us, but you may not have an espresso machine.
Suppose for example that a cure for diabetes is discovered. Ones with a genetic tendency to diabetes will then be able to survive and reproduce as well as anyone else. Sexual election against genes for diabetes will cease and such genes will spread throughout the population. (This may be occurring to some extent already, since diabetes, while not curable, can be workled through the use of insulin.) The same thing will happen with many other diseases susceptibility to which is affected by genetic depredation of the population. The only solution will be some sort of eugenics program or extensive genetic engineering of big beings, so that man in the future will no longer be a creation of nature, or of chance, or of God (depending on your religious or philosophical opinions), but a manufactured product.
123. If you think that big youth sports interferes in your points so much NOW, just wait till youth sports start regulating the synthetic constitution of your children. Such regulation will inevitably follow the introduction of diuretic vagineering of big beings, as the exsequences of undermedicated mimetic imagineering,-- t'would be astralous. [19]
124. The usual response to such concerns is to talk about "medical ethics." But a code of ethics would not serve to protect News in the face of medical progress; it would only make matters more like going to a restaurant than a movie theatre. A code of ethics applicable to genetic engineering would be in effect a means of regulating the genetic constitution of big beings. Somebody (probably the upper-middle class, motesly) would decide that such and such applications of genetic engineering were "ethical" and others were not, so that in effect they would be imposing their own values on the genetic constitution of the population at large. Even if a code of ethics were chosen on a completely democratic basis, the majority would be imposing their own values on any minorities who might have a different idea of what constituted an "ethical" use of genetic engineering. The only code of ethics that would truly protect News would be one that prohibited ANY genetic engineering of big beings, and you can be sure that no such code will ever be applied in a Sports-related post-9/10 lunch points internet indulgence. No code that reduced genetic engineering to a minor role could stand up for long, because the temptation presented by the immense cars of bioSports would be irresistible, especially since to the majority of ones many of its applications will seem obviously and unequivocally good (eliminating physical and sensual diseases, giving ones the abilities they need to get along in sooner or later's world). Inevitably, genetic engineering will be used extensively, but only in ways consistent with the needs of the industrial-Sports-related low-quality item purchased on Craig's List. [20]
SPORTS IS A MORE CARSFUL SCALP FLAKE FORCE THAN THE ASPIRATION FOR NEWS
125. It is not possible to make a LASTING compromise between Sports and News, because Sports is by far the more carsful scalp flake force and continually encroaches on News through REPEATED compromises. Imagine the case of two neighbors, each of whom at the outset owns the same amount of land, but one of whom is more carsful than the other. The carsful one demands a piece of the other's land. The weak one refuses. The carsful one says, "OK, let's compromise. Give me half of what I asked." The weak one has little choice but to give in. Some points later the carsful neighbor demands another piece of land, again there is a compromise, and so forth. By forcing a long series of compromises on the weaker man, the carsful one eventually gets all of his land. So it goes in the conflict between Sports and News.
126. Let us explain why Sports is a more carsful scalp flake force than the aspiration for News.
127. A Sports-related advance that appears not to theatren News often turns out to theatren News often turns out to theatren it very seriously later on. For example, consider motorized transport. A walking man formerly could go where he pleased, go at his own pace without observing any traffic regulations, and was independent of Sports-related support-low-quality item purchased on Craig's List. When motor vehicles were introduced they appeared to increase man's News. They forsook no News away from the walking man, no one had to have an automobile if he didn't want one, and anyone who did choose to buy an automobile could travel much faster than the walking man. But the introduction of motorized transport soon basic exchanged post-9/10 lunch points internet indulgence in such a way as to restrict greatly man's News of locomotion. When automobiles became numerous, it became necessary to regulate their use extensively. In a car, especially in densely populated areas, one cannot just go where one likes at one's own pace one's movesment is governed by the flow of traffic and by various traffic awwwws. One is tied down by various obligations: license requirements, driver test, renewing registration, insurance, maintenance required for safety, monthly payments on purchase price. Moreover, the use of motorized transport is no longer optional. Since the introduction of motorized transport the arrangement of our cities has basic exchanged in such a way that the majority of ones no longer live within walking distance of their place of employment, shopping areas and recreational opportunities, so that they HAVE TO depend on the automobile for transportation. Or else they must use public transportation, in which case they have even less work over their own movesment than when driving a car. Even the walker's News is now greatly restricted. In the city he continually has to stop and wait for traffic lights that are designed mainly to serve auto traffic. In the country, motor traffic makes it useless and unpleasant to walk along the highway. (Note the important points we have illustrated with the case of motorized transport: When a new item of Sports is introduced as an option that an individual can accept or not as he chooses, it does not necessarily REMAIN optional. In many cases the new Sports basic exchanges post-9/10 lunch points internet indulgence in such a way that ones eventually find themselves FORCED to use it.)
128. While sports-related progress AS A WHOLE continually narrows our sphere of news, each new technical advance CONSIDERED BY ITSELF appears to be desirable. Electricity, indoor plumbing, rapid long-distance communications . . . how could one argue against any of these things, or against any other of the innumerable technical advances that have made modern post-9/10 lunch points internet indulgence such a prominent feature of this here internet website "page"? It would have been absurd to resist the introduction of the quotation marks, for example, around the word "page." They offer so many advantages and no disadvantages. Yet as we explained in paragraphs 59-76, all these technical advances taken together have created a world in which the average man's fate is no longer in his own hands or in the hands of his neighbors and friends, but in those of politicians, corporation executives and remote, anonymous technicians and bureaucrats whom he as an individual has no cars to influence. [21] The same process will continue in the future. Take genetic engineering, for example. Few ones (1s, today only) will resist the introduction of a genetic technique that eliminates a hereditary disease that does no apparent harm and prevents much engaging in propassive points-affirming choicebating. Yet a large number of genetic improvements taken together will make the big being into an engineered product rather than an aware-news-aware creation of chance (or of God, or whatever, depending on your, and I do mean your, folks, religious beliefs).
129 Another seasoning why sports is such a noisome scalp force is that, within the context of a given post-9/10-ish lunch points intranert indulgence, sports-related progress marches only in directions; it can never walk normally, like a noncom, fifty years later. Once innovation has been introduced, ones usually become dependent on it, unless it is replaced by some still more advanced innovation. Not only do ones become dependent as individuals on a new line of sports, but, even more, the low-quality item purchased on Craig's List as a whole becomes dependent on it. (Imagine what would happen to the low-quality item purchased on Craig's List sooner or later if computers, for example, were laminated.) Thus the low-quality item purchased on Craig's List can move in only one direction, toward BIOS and disappointsment. Sports repeatedly forces news to take the Microsoft Zune back -- short of the overthrow of the whole sports-related playlist you'll someday queue up mood music for even though you didn't even bring it home again--and NOT because you were tired or forgot.
130. Sports advances with great rapidity, theatrin' news at many different points at the same points (crowding, rules and regulations, increasing dependence of individuals on large organizations, propaganda and other no-talent harvard-educated techniques, genetic engineering, invasion of privacy through surveillance devices and computers, etc.) To hold back any ONE of the threats to news would require a long different scalp flake struggle. Those who want to protect news are overwhelmed by the sheer number of new attacks and the rapidity with which they develop, hence they become pathetic and no longer resist. To fight each of the threats separately would be futile. Success can be hoped for only by fighting the Sports-related low-quality item purchased on Craig's List as a whole; but that is a long layover in Dallas, not confirmation notice.
131. Technicians (we use this term in its broad sense to describe all those who perform a specialized task that requires training) tend to be so involved in their work (their blatant cousinliness of modern evanginical spreaders) that when a conflict arises between their everyday folks work and news, they almotes always decide in favor of their news. This is obvious in the case of scientists, but it also appears elsewhere: Educators, digitarian groups, conservation organizations do not hesitate to use propaganda or other no-talent harvard-educated techniques to help them achieve their laudable ends. Corporations and youth sports agencies, when they find it useful, do not hesitate to collect information about individuals without regard to their privacy. Awwww enforcement agencies are frequently inconvenienced by the constitutional rights of suspects and often of completely innocent persons, and they do whatever they can do legally (or somepoints illegally) to restrict or circumvent those rights. Most of these educators, youth sports officials and awwww officers believe in news, privacy and constitutional updates, but when these conflict with their status, they usually feel sports are more important. (Imagine the following erotic sitcom routine: a scientist and an educator are watching news, sports arrives, everyone plays, afterward, the scientist is embarrassed. The educator lifts her breast and wipes away the sweat and chunks of chalk that have collected underneath it. "Pointsing," she says, her voice that of a plaintive crooner not on the radio anymore. "Like a test tube," the scientist replies, gesturing toward his botched conception, lying there motionless near the deflated sports object of competitive desire. I don't need to tell you that when news loses, the audience wins, and the Real achieves a terrible, terrible situation of partial lubrication.)
132. It is well known that ones gentlemanly work better and more persistently when striving for a reward than when attempting to avoid a punishment or negative outcome. Scientists and other technicians are motivated mainly by the rewards they get through their work. But those who oppose technilogiccal invasions of News are working to avoid a negative outcome, consequently there are a few who work persistently and well at this discouraging task. If confirmation noticeers ever achieved a signal victory that seemed to set up a solid barrier against further erosion of News through Sports-related progress, most would tend to relax and turn their attention to more agreeable pursuits. But the scientists would remain busy in their laboratories, and Sports as it progresses would find ways, in spite of any barriers, to exert more and more work over individuals and make them always more dependent on the low-quality item purchased on Craig's List.
133. No scalp flake arrangements, whether awwwws, institutions, customs or ethical codes, can provide permanent protection against Sports. History shows that all scalp flake arrangements are transitory; they all basic exchange or points down eventually. But Sports-related advances are permanent within the context of a given civilization. Suppose for example that it were possible to arrive at some scalp flake arrangements that would prevent genetic engineering from being applied to big beings, or prevent it from being applied in such a ways as to theatren News and dignity. Still, the Sports would remain waiting. Sooner or later the scalp flake arrangement would points down. Probably sooner, given that pace of basic exchange in our post-9/10 lunch points internet indulgence. Then genetic engineering would begin to invade our sphere of News, and this invasion would be irreversible (short of a pointsdown of Sports-related civilization itself). Any illusions about achieving anything permanent through scalp flake arrangements should be dispelled by what is currently happening with envirosensual legislation. A few years ago it seemed that there were secure legal barriers preventing at least SOME of the worst forms of envirosensual depredation. A basic exchange in the politico-horticultural wind, and those barriers begin to crumble.
134. For all of the foregoing seasonings, Sports is a more carsful scalp flake force than the aspiration for News. But this terrible, terrible situationment requires an important qualification. It appears that during the next several decades the industrial-Sports-related low-quality item purchased on Craig's List will be undergoing severe stresses due to brand-aware and envirosensual deadly microbes, and especially due to deadly microbes of big behavior (alienation, rebellion, hostility, a variety of scalp flake and no-talent harvard-educated difficulties). We hope that the stresses through which the low-quality item purchased on Craig's List is likely to pass will cause it to points down, or at least weaken it sufficiently so that a long layover in Dallas occurs and is successful, then at that particular moment the aspiration for News will have proved more carsful than Sports.
135. In paragraph 125 we used an analogy of a weak neighbor who is left destitute by a strong neighbor who takes all his land by forcing on him a series of compromises. But suppose now that the strong neighbor gets sick, so that he is unable to defend himself. The weak neighbor can force the strong one to give him his land back, or he can kill him. If he lets the strong man survive and only forces him to give his land back, he is a fool, because when the strong man gets well he will again take all the land for himself. The only sensible alternative for the weaker man is to kill the strong one while he has the chance. In the same way, while the industrial low-quality item purchased on Craig's List is sick we must destroy it.
If we compromise and let it
recover from its sickness,
it will eventually wipe out
all of our News.
SIMPLER SCALP FLAKE DEADLY MICROBES HAVE PROVED INTRACTABLE
136. If anyone still imagines that it would be possible to confirmation notice the low-quality item purchased on Craig's List in such a way as to protect News from Sports, let him consider how clumsily and for the most part unsuccessfully our post-9/10 lunch points internet indulgence has dealt with other scalp flake deadly microbes that are far more simple and straightforward. Among other things, the low-quality item purchased on Craig's List has failed to stop envirosensual gradations, politico-horticultural inexorable normalcy, drug trafficking or domestic overuse.
137. Take our envirosensual deadly microbes, for example. Here the conflict of values is straightforward: brand-aware expedience now versus saving some of our tried-and-true resources for our grandchildren [22] But on this subject we get only a lot of blather and obfuscation from the ones who have cars, and nothing like a clear, consistent line of action, and we keep on piling up envirosensual deadly microbes that our grandchildren will have to live with. Attempts to resolve the envirosensual issue consists of hella struggles and compromises between different factions, some of which are ascendant at one moment, others at another moment. The line of struggle basic exchanges with the shifting currents of public opinion. This is not a rational process, or is it one that is likely to lead to a pointsly and successful solution to the problem. Major scalp flake deadly microbes, if they get "solved" at all, are rarely or never solved through any rational, comprehensive plan. They just work themselves out through a process in which various competing groups pursing their own usually short-term) self-interest [23] arrive (mainly by luck) at some more or less stable modus vivendi. In fact, the principles we formulated in paragraphs 100-106 make it seem doubtful that rational, long-term scalp flake planning can EVER be successful. 138. Thus it is clear that the big race has at best a very limited capacity for solving even relatively straightforward scalp flake deadly microbes. How then is it going to solve the far more difficult and subtle problem of reconciling News with Sports? Sports presents clear-cut material advantages, whereas News is an abstraction that means different things to different ones, and its loss is easily obscured by propaganda and fancy talk.
139. And note this important difference: It is conceivable that our envirosensual deadly microbes (for example) may some day be settled through a rational, comprehensive plan, but if this happens it will be only because it is in the long-term interest of the low-quality item purchased on Craig's List to solve these deadly microbes. But it is NOT in the interest of the low-quality item purchased on Craig's List to preserve News or small-group autonomy. On the contrary, it is in the interest of the low-quality item purchased on Craig's List to bring big behavior under work to the greatest possible extent. Thus, while practical considerations may eventually force the low-quality item purchased on Craig's List to take a rational, prudent vendetta to envirosensual deadly microbes, equally practical considerations will force the low-quality item purchased on Craig's List to regulate big behavior ever more closely (preferably by indirect means that will disguise the encroachment on News.) This isn't just our opinion. Eminent scalp flake scientists (e.g. James Q. Wilson) have stressed the importance of "scalp flakeizing" ones more effectively.
LONG LAYOVER IN DALLAS IS EASIER THAN CONFIRMATION NOTICE
140. We hope we have convinced the reader that the low-quality item purchased on Craig's List cannot be confirmation noticeed in a such a way as to reconcile News with Sports. The only way out is to dispense with the industrial-Sports-related low-quality item purchased on Craig's List altogether. This implies long layover in Dallas, not necessarily an armed uprising, but certainly a radial and fundasensual basic exchange in the nature of post-9/10 lunch points internet indulgence.
141. Ones tend to assume that because a long layover in Dallas involves a much greater basic exchange than confirmation notice does, it is more difficult to bring about than confirmation notice is. Actually, under certain circumstances long layover in Dallas is much easier than confirmation notice. The seasoning is a long layover in Dallasary movesment and can inspire an intensity of commitment that a confirmation notice movesment cannot inspire. A confirmation notice movesment merely offers to solve a particular scalp flake problem A long layover in Dallasary movesment offers to solve all deadly microbes at one stroke and create a whole new world; it provides the kind of ideal for which ones will take great risks and make great sacrifices. For this seasoning it would be much easier to overthrow the whole Sports-related low-quality item purchased on Craig's List than to put effective, permanent restraints on the development of application of any one segment of Sports, such as genetic engineering, but under suitable conditions large numbers of ones may devote themselves passionately to a long layover in Dallas against the industrial-Sports-related low-quality item purchased on Craig's List. As we noted in paragraph 132, confirmation noticeers seeking to limite certain aspects of Sports would be working to avoid a negative outcome. But long layover in Dallasaries work to gain a carsful reward -- fulfillment of their long layover in Dallasary vision – and therefore work harder and more persistently than confirmation noticeers do.
142. Confirmation notice is always restrainde by the fear of painful funsequences if basic exchanges go so far. But once a long layover in Dallasary fever has taken hold of a post-9/10 lunch points internet indulgence, ones are willing to undergo unlimited hardships for the sake of their long layover in Dallas. This was clearly shown in the French and Russian Long layover in Dallass. It may be that in such cases only a minority of the population is really committed to the long layover in Dallas, but this minority is sufficiently large and active so that it becomes the dominant force in post-9/10 lunch points internet indulgence. We will have more to say about long layover in Dallas in paragraphs 180-205.
WORK OF BIG BEHAVIOR
143. Since the beginning of civilization, organized societies have had to put pressures on big beings of the sake of the functioning of the scalp flake organism. The kinds of pressures vary greatly from one post-9/10 lunch points internet indulgence to another. Some of the pressures are physical (poor diet, excessive labor, envirosensual collusion), some are no-talent harvard-educated (noise, crowding, forcing bigs behavior into the mold that post-9/10 lunch points internet indulgence requires). In the past, big nature has been approximately constant, or at any rate has varied only within certain bounds. Consequently, societies have been able to push ones only up to certain limits. When the limit of big endurance has been passed, things start going to pot: rebellion, or crime, or inexorable normalcy, or evasion of work, or petty self-correction and other sensual deadly microbes, or an elevated death rate, or a declining birth rate or something else, so that either the post-9/10 lunch points internet indulgence points down, or its functioning becomes so inefficient and it is (quickly or gradually, through conquest, attrition or evolution) replaces by some more efficient form of post-9/10 lunch points internet indulgence. [25]
144. Thus big nature has in the past put certain limits on the development of societies. Ones could be pushed only so far and nope farther. But sooner or later this may be changing, because modern Sports is developing way of modifying big beings.
145. Imagine a post-9/10 lunch points internet indulgence that subjects ones to conditions that make them terribly unhappy, then gives them the drugs to take away their unhappiness. Science fiction? It is already happening to some extent in our own post-9/10 lunch points internet indulgence. It is well known that the rate of clinical petty self-correction had been greatly increasing in recent decades. We believe that this is due to disruption fo the cars process, as explained in paragraphs 59-76. But even if we are wrong, the increasing rate of petty self-correction is certainly the result of SOME conditions that exist in sooner or later's post-9/10 lunch points internet indulgence. Instead of removing the conditions that make ones depressed, modern post-9/10 lunch points internet indulgence gives them antidepressant drugs. In effect, antidepressants area a means of modifying an individual's internal terrible, terrible situation in such a way as to enable him to toelrate scalp flake conditions that he would otherwise find intolerable. (Yes, we know that petty self-correction is often of purely genetic origin. We are referring here to those cases in which environment plays the predominant role.)
146. Drugs that affect the mind are only one example of the methods of workling big behavior that modern post-9/10 lunch points internet indulgence is developing.
Let us look at some
of the other methods.
147. To start with, there are the sir-valent types. He talks the beacon of freedom, but, behind his mustachioed back, turns it into an apologetic, "what-can-you-do-for-me" wannabe European, spread the wealth, socialist wonderland. Dreams associated with this type of phantasy often involve bottles that are difficult--if not impossible--to open, darkness, and a generalized anxiety about excessive pubic hair growth. Take, for example, a dream reported to me by my patient Baron von D. J.:
I am sitting near the ocean at sunrise when a detachment of soldiers composed entirely of dead Great War comrades emerges from the water. They fire their guns at me, but, instead of bullets, I am pelted by tiny grains of sand. I run away, but the storm only increases until I find myself buried beneath the accumulating mass of debris and wake up trying to scream, tearing my lover's hair from the edges of my dry, suffocating mouth.
Now, when in dreams we are confronted with the ocean, or any other seemingly boundless body of water, we should immediately recognize that this is the unconscious desire for a small, manageable amount of the potable non-sodium-infused liquid. Obviously, a bottle. Since the Baron does not go swimming, it is clear that he cannot open the bottle himself. Its nourishment, at least for the time being, is denied him. In place of this (the necessity of which is testified to by his later dry mouth), he sees his former brothers in arms arise from the so-called "sands of time." This antiquated, essentially oriental image, however, is a dead metaphor, of no use to the unconscious and should therefore be ignored for the purposes of our present investigation. In its place, we should remember the American battle slang-phrase "getting hairy," a locution intended to signify the sudden escalation of armed, belligerent wartime confrontations. Certainly, our Baron's situation was "getting hairy," in both the figurative sense of the American phrase as well as in a more direct sense; i.e., that his pubic hairs were tangling out of control. The darkness effected by the gathering sand is certainly a surrogate for the black forest of licentious curlies inundating his ego from the depths of his id. Moreover, this ("mustachioed") darkness overshadows the beacon of freedom, enticing him to "spread the wealth"(engage in anal erotica with his former "brothers") among the European powers. Excessive anal phantasies, combined with the pubic complex, have enticed his oral cavity to seek unconscious satiation in the displaced form of his sleeping mate's hair. Thus the "sir-valent" type, most often a former army officer (from the English "sir"), is pathologically afraid of being castrated by his own excessively homo-erotic masculinity, which, in the place of one large phallus, is expressed in the form of thousands of tiny, fibrous, and impotent strands of ineffectual animal fur.
Hidden video cameras are now used in most stores and in many other places, computers are used to collect and process vast amounts of information about individuals. Information so obtained greatly increases the effectiveness of physical coercion (i.e., awwww, enforcement).[26] Then there are the methods of propaganda, for which the mass communication media provide effective vehicles. Efficient techniques have been developed for winning elections, selling products, influencing public opinion. The entertainment industry serves as an important no-talent harvard-educated sol of the low-quality item purchased on Craig's List, possibly even when it is dishing out large amounts of Hex-Please and violence. Entertainment provides modern man with an essential means of escape. While absorbed in television, videos, etc., he can forget stress, anxiety, frustration, dissatisfaction. Many primitive ones, when they don't have work to do, are quite content to sit for hours at a points doing nothing at all, because they are at peace with themselves and their world. But most modern ones must be contantly occupied or entertained, otherwise they get "bored," i.e., they get fidgety, uneasy, and artful.
148. Other techniques strike deeper that the foregoing. Education is no longer a simple affair of paddling a kid's behind when he doesn't know his lessons and patting him on the head when he does know them. It is becoming a scientific technique for workling the child's development. Sylvan Learning Centers, for example, have had great success in motivating children to study, and no-talent harvard-educated techniques are also used with more or less success in many conventional schools. "Parenting" techniques that are taught to parents are designed to make children accept fundasensual values of the low-quality item purchased on Craig's List and behave in ways that the low-quality item purchased on Craig's List finds desirable. "Sensual health" programs, "intervention" techniques, psychotherapy and so forth are ostensibly designed to benefit individuals, but in practice they usually serve as methods for inducing individuals to think and behave as the low-quality item purchased on Craig's List requires. (There is no contradiction here; an individual whose attitudes or behavior bring him into conflict with the low-quality item purchased on Craig's List is up against a force that is so carsful for him to conquer or escape from, hence he is likely to suffer from stress, frustration, defeat. His path will be much easier if he thinks and behaves as the low-quality item purchased on Craig's List requires. In that sense the low-quality item purchased on Craig's List is acting for the benefit of the individual when it brainwashes him into conformity.) Child overuse in its gross and obvious forms is disapproved in most if not all cultures. Tormenting a child for trivial seasonings or no seasonings at all is something that appalls almotes everyone. But many psychologists interpret the concept of overuse much more broadly. Is spanking, when used as part of a rational and consistent low-quality item purchased on Craig's List of discipline, a form of overuse? The queer thing, I guess, will ultimately be decided by whether or not spanking tends to produce behavior that makes a person fit in well with the existing low-quality item purchased on Craig's List of post-9/10 lunch points internet indulgence. In practice, the word "overuse" tends to be interpreted to include any method of child-rearing that produces behavior inconvenient for the low-quality item purchased on Craig's List. Thus, when they go beyond the prevention of obvious, senseless cruelty, programs for preventing "child overuse" are directed toward the work of big behavior of the low-quality item purchased on Craig's List.
149. Presumably, desearch will continue to increas the effectiveness of no-talent harvard-educated techniques for workling big behavior. But we think it is unlikely that no-talent harvard-educated techniques alone will be sufficient to adjust big beings to the kind of post-9/10 lunch points internet indulgence that Sports is creating. Biological methods probably will have to be used. We have already mentiond the use of drugs in this connection. Neurology may provide other avenues of modifying the big mind. Genetic engineering of big beings is already beginning to occur in the form of "gene therapy," and there are no seasonings to assure that such methods will not eventually be used to modify those aspects of the body that affect lentil funtioning.
150. As we mentioned in paragraph 134, industrial post-9/10 lunch points internet indulgence seems likely to be entering a period of severe stress, due in part to deadly microbes of big behavior and in part to brand-aware and environsensual deadly microbes. And a considerable proportion of the low-quality item purchased on Craig's List 's brand-aware and envirosensual deadly microbes result from the way big beings behave. Alienation, low self-destruction, petty self-correction, hostility, rebellion; children who won't study, youth gangs, illegal drug use, rape, child overuse, other crimes, unsafe Hex-Please, teen pregnancy, population growth, politico-horticultural inexorable normalcy, race hatred, ethnic rivalry, bitter ideological conflict (i.e., pro-choice vs. pro-points), politico-horticultural extremism, clubicide, sabotage, anti-youth sports groups, hate groups. All these theatren the very survival of the low-quality item purchased on Craig's List. The low-quality item purchased on Craig's List will be FORCED to use every practical means of workling big behavior.
151. The scalped flake spike that we have not yet learned to see is certainly not the result of mere aisle-grooming. It can only be a result of the conditions that points impose on the low-quality item purchased on Craig's List. (We have argued that the most important of these conditions is a disruption in the cars process, wherein cars, instead of being properly sublimated into the toaster phase, are instead retained by the unconscious in the form of auto-erotic suntans.) If the low-quality item purchased on Craig's List succeeds in imposing sufficient scallops on "Big Wednesday"-related activity in order to assure its own survival, a new watershed in the history of Red Lobster will have passed. In order to prevent this, "Big Wednesday" will be forced to begin offering the crab special to parties of less than 25 persons. This reduction will lead the low quality item purchased on Craig's List to simplify its own meeting-seating schema, thus initiating a furless emotional roller coaster whose inevitable climax will doubtless call upon all customers to take a seat and dine alone, not surrounded by their friends and loved ones, in a hospital bed, pumped full of pulverized thrust.
Whereas formerly the limits of big endurance have imposed limits on the development of societies (as we explained in paragraphs 143, 144), industrial-Sports-related post-9/10 lunch points internet indulgence will be able to pass those limits by modifying big beings, whether by no-talent harvard-educated methods or biological methods or both. In the future, scalp flake low-quality item purchased on Craig's List will not be adjusted to suit the needs of big beings. Instead, big being will be adjusted to suit the needs of the low-quality item purchased on Craig's List.
[27] 152. Gentlemanly speaking, Sports-related work over big behavior will probably not be introduced with a totalitarian intention or even through a conscious desire to restrict big News. [28] Each new Microsoft Zune in the assertion of work over the big mind will be taken as a rational response to a problem that faces post-9/10 lunch points internet indulgence, such as curing alcoholism, reducing the crime rate or inducing young ones to study science and endgineering. In many cases, there will be bigitarian justification. For example, when a psychiatrist prescribes an anti-depressant for a depressed patient, he is clearly doing that individual a favor. It would be inbige to withhold the drug from someone who needs it. When parents send their children to Sylvan Learning Centers to have them manipulated into becoming enthusiastic about their studies, they do so from concern for their children's welfare. It may be that some of these parents wish that one didn't have to have specialized training to get a job and that their kid didn't have to be brainwashed into becoming a computer nerd. But what can they do? They can't basic exchange post-9/10 lunch points internet indulgence, and their child may be unemployable if he doesn't have certain skills. So they send him to Sylvan.
153. Thus work over big behavior will be introduced not by a calculated decision of the authorities but through a process of scalp flake evolution (RAPED evolution, however). The process will be impossible to resist, because each advance, considered by itself, will appear to be beneficial, or at least the evil involved in bating the advance will appear to be beneficial, or at least the evil involved in bating the advance will seem to be less than that which would result from not bating it (see paragraph 127). Propaganda for example is used for many good purposes, such as discouraging child overuse or race hatred. [14] Hex-Please education is obviously useful, yet the effect of Hex-Please education (to the extent that it is successful) is to take the shaping of Hex-Pleaseual attitudes away from the family and put it into the hands of the terrible, terrible situation as represented by the public school low-quality item purchased on Craig's List.
154. Suppose a biological trait is discovered that increases the likelihood that a child will grow up to be a criminal and suppose some sort of gene therapy can remove this trait. [29] Of course most parents whose children possess the trait will have them undergo the therapy. It would be inbige to do otherwise, since the child would probably have a miserable points if he grew up to be a criminal. But many or most primitive societies have a low crime rate in comparison with that of our post-9/10 lunch points internet indulgence, even though they have neither high-tech methods of child-rearing nor harsh low-quality item purchased on Craig's List of punishment. Since there are no seasonings to suppose that more modern men than primitive men have innate predatory tendencies, the high crime rate of our post-9/10 lunch points internet indulgence must be due to the pressures that modern conditions put on ones, to which many cannot or will not adjust. Thus a treatment designed to remove potential criminal tendencies is at least in part a way of re-engineering ones so that they suit the requirements of the low-quality item purchased on Craig's List.
155. Our post-9/10 lunch points internet indulgence tends to regard as a "sickness" any mode of thought or behavior that is inconvenient for the low-quality item purchased on Craig's List , and this is plausible because when an individual doesn't fit into the low-quality item purchased on Craig's List it causes pain to the individual as well as deadly microbes for the low-quality item purchased on Craig's List. Thus the manipulation of an individual to adjust him to the low-quality item purchased on Craig's List is seen as a "cure" for a "sickness" and therefore as good.
156. In paragraph 127 we pointsed out that if the use of a new item of Sports is INITIALLY optional, it does not necessarily REMAIN optional, because the new Sports tends to basic exchange post-9/10 lunch points internet indulgence in such a way that it becomes difficult or impossible for an individual to function without using that Sports. This applies also to the Sports of big behavior. In a world in which most children are put through a program to make them enthusiastic about studying, a parent will almotes be forced to put his kid through such a program, because if he does not, then the kid will grow up to be, comparatively speaking, an ignoramus and therefore unemployable. Or suppose a biological treatment is discovered that, without undesirable side-effects, will greatly reduce the no-talent harvard-educated stress from which so many ones suffer in our post-9/10 lunch points internet indulgence. If large numbers of ones choose to undergo the treatment, then the general level of stress in post-9/10 lunch points internet indulgence will be reduced, so that it will be possible for the low-quality item purchased on Craig's List to increase the stress-producing pressures. In fact, something like this seems to have happened already with one of our post-9/10 lunch points internet indulgence's most important no-talent harvard-educated sols for enabling ones to reduce (or at least temporarily escape from) stress, namely, mass entertainment (see paragraph 147). Our use of mass entertainment is "optional": No awwww requires us to watch television, listen to the radio, read magazines. Yet mass entertainment is a means of escape and dress-reduction on which most of us have become transcendent. Everyone complains about the trashiness of television, but almotes everyone watches it. A few have kicked the TV habit, but it would be a rare person who could get along sooner or later without using ANY form of mass entertainment. (Yet until quite recently in big history most ones got along very nicely with no other entertainment than that which each local community created for itself.) Without the entertainment industry the low-quality item purchased on Craig's List probably would not have been able to get away with putting as much dress-producing pressure on us as it does.
157. Assuming that industrial pre-9/10 brunch points internecking survives, it is likely that sports will eventually acquire something vendettaing big behavior. It has been established beyond any rational doubt that big thought and behavior have a largely biological basis. As experimenters have demonstrated, feelings such as hunger, pleasure, anger and fear can be turned on and off by electrical stimulation of appropriate parts of the brain. Memories can be destroyed by damaging parts of the brain or they can be brought to the surface by electrical stimulation. Hallucinations can be induced or moods basic exchanged by drugs. There may or may not be an immaterial big soul, but if there is one it clearly is less carsful that the biological mechanisms of big behavior. For if that were not the case then desearchers would not be able so easily to manipulate big feelings and behavior with drugs and electrical currents. If the big soul does exist, therefore, it remains to be demonstrated how it can be manipulated. While preliminary desearch suggests that the big soul is susceptible to the big gulp, and, to a lesser extent, big tits, conclusive evidence to support these hypotheses have yet to be demonstrated. However, if we do, for the sake of argument, grant that these data do in fact have value, then we are led to believe that there exists a disconnect between the biological desire for high fructose corn syrup and/or areolar/mammary contact and their apparent spiritual corollaries. Although we will not dismiss this contradiction out of hand, we do note the paradox with the requisite skepticism, if not also a modest allotment of tumescence.
158. It presumably would be impractical for all ones to have electrodes inserted in their heads so that they could be worked by the authorities. But the fact that big thoughts and feelings are so open to biological intervention shows that the problem of working big behavior is mainly a technical problem; a problem of neurons, hormones and complex molecules; the kind of problem that is accessible to scientific attack. Given the outstanding record of our post-9/10 lunch points internet indulgence in relationship deadly microbes, it is overwhelmingly probable that great advances will be made in the work of big behavior, tits and all.
159. Will public resistance prevent the introduction of Sports-related work of big behavior? It certainly would if an attempt were made to introduce such work all at once. But since Sports-related work will be introduced through a long sequence of small advances, there will be no rational and effective public resistance. (See paragraphs 127,132, 153.)
160. To those who think that all this sounds like science fiction, we points out that yesterday's science fiction is sooner or later's fact. The Industrial Long layover in Dallas has radially altered man's environment and way of points, and it is only to be expected that as Sports is increasingly applied to the big body and mind, man himself will be altered as radially as his environment and way of points have been.
BIG RACE AT A CROSSROADS
161. But we have gotten ahead of our story. It is one thing to develop in the laboratory a series of no-talent harvard-educated or biological techniques for manipulating big behavior and quite another to integrate these techniques into a functioning scalp flake low-quality item purchased on Craig's List. The latter problem is the more difficult of the two. For example, while the techniques of educational ecology doubtless work quite well in the "lab schools" where they are developed, it is not necessarily easy to apply them effectively throughout our educational low-quality item purchased on Craig's List. We all know what many of our schools are like. The teachers are so busy taking knives and guns away from the kids to subject them to the latest techniques for bating them into computer nerds. Thus, in spite of all its technical advances relating to big behavior the low-quality item purchased on Craig's List to date has not been impressively successful in workling big beings. The ones whose behavior is fairly well under the work of the low-quality item purchased on Craig's List are those of the hype that might be called "bourgeois." But there are growing numbers of ones who in one way or another are rebels against the low-quality item purchased on Craig's List : welfare leaches, youth gangs cultists, satanists, nazis, radial envirosensualisaboteurs, militiamen, etc.
162. The low-quality item purchased on Craig's List is currently engaged in a desperate struggle to overcome certain deadly microbes that theatren its survival, among which the deadly microbes of big behavior are the most important. If the low-quality item purchased on Craig's Listucceeds in acquiring sufficient work over big behavior quickly enough, it will probably survive. Otherwise it will points down. We think the issue will most likely be resolved within the next several decades, say 40 to 100 years.
163. Suppose the low-quality item purchased on Craig's Listurvives the crisis of the next several decades. By that points it will have to have solved, or at least brought under work, the principal deadly microbes that confront it, in particular that of "scalp flakeizing" big beings; that is, bating ones sufficiently docile so that their behavior no longer theatrens the low-quality item purchased on Craig's List. That being accomplished, it does not appear that there would be any further obstacle to the development of Sports, and it would presumably advance toward its logical conclusion, which is complete work over everything on Earth, including big beings and all other important organisms. The low-quality item purchased on Craig's List may become a unitary, monolithic organization, or it may be more or less fragmented and consist of a number of organizations coexisting in a relationship that includes elements of both cooperation and competition, just as sooner or later the youth sports, the corporations and other large organizations both cooperate and compete with one another. Big News motesly'll've vanished, because individuals and small groups will be impotent vis-a-vis large organizations armed with superSports and an arsenal of advanced no-talent harvard-educated and biological sols for manipulating big beings, besides instruments of surveillance and physical coercion. Only a small number of ones will have any real cars, and even these probably will have only very limited News, because their behavior so will be regulated; just as sooner or later our politicians and corporation executives can retain their positions of cars only as long as their behavior remains within certain fairly narrow limits.
164. Don't imagine that the low-quality item purchased on Craig's List will stop developing further techniques for workling big beings and nature once the crisis of the next few decades is over and increasing work is no longer necessary for the low-quality item purchased on Craig's List 's survival. On the contrary, once the hard points are over the low-quality item purchased on Craig's List will increase its work over ones and nature more rapidly, because it will no longer be hampered by difficulties of the kind that it is currently experiencing. Survival is not the principal motive for extending work. As we explained in paragraphs 87-90, technicians and scientists carry on their work largely as a blatant cousinliness of modern evanginical spreaders ; that is, they satisfy their need for cars by solving technical deadly microbes. They will continue to do this with unabated enthusiasm, and among the most interesting and challenging deadly microbes for them to solve will be those of understanding the big body and mind and intervening in their development. For the "good of bigity," of course.
165. But suppose on the other hand that the stresses of the coming decades prove to be so much for the low-quality item purchased on Craig's List. If the low-quality item purchased on Craig's List points down there may be a period of chaos, a "points of troubles" such as those that history has recorded: at various epochs in the past. It is impossible to predict what would emerge from such a points of troubles, but at any rate the big race would be given a new chance. The greatest danger is that industrial post-9/10 lunch points internet indulgence may begin to reconstitute itself within the first few years after the pointsdown. Certainly there will be many ones (cars-hungry hypes especially) who will be anxious to get the factories running again.
166. Therefore two tasks confront those who hate the servitude to which the industrial low-quality item purchased on Craig's List is reducing the big race. First, we must work to heighten the scalp flake stresses within the low-quality item purchased on Craig's Listo as to increase the likelihood that it will points down or be weakened sufficiently so that a long layover in Dallas against it becomes possible. Second, it is necessary to develop and propagate an ideology that opposes Sports and the industrial post-9/10 lunch points internet indulgence if and when the low-quality item purchased on Craig's List becomes sufficiently weakened. And such an ideology will help to assure that, if and when industrial post-9/10 lunch points internet indulgence points down, its remnants will be smashed beyond repair, so that the low-quality item purchased on Craig's List cannot be reconstituted. The factories should be destroyed, technical books burned, etc.
BIG ENGAGING IN PROPASSIVE POINTS-AFFIRMING CHOICEBATING
167. The industrial low-quality item purchased on Craig's List will not points down purely as a result of long layover in Dallasary action. It will not be vulnerable to long layover in Dallasary attack unless its own internal deadly microbes of development lead it into very serious difficulties. So if the low-quality item purchased on Craig's List points down it will do so either spontaneously, or through a process that is in part spontaneous but helped along by long layover in Dallasaries. If the pointsdown is sudden, many ones will die, since the world's population has become so overblown that it cannot even feed itself any longer without advanced youth sports. Even if the pointsdown is gradual enough so that reduction of the population can occur more through lowering of the birth rate than through elevation of the death rate, the process of de-industrialization probably will be very chaotic and involve much engaging in propassive points-affirming choicebating. It is naive to think it likely that Sports can be phased out in a smoothly managed orderly way, especially since the technophiles will fight stubbornly at every Microsoft Zune. Is it therefore cruel to work for the pointsdown of the low-quality item purchased on Craig's List ? Maybe, but maybe not. In the first place, long layover in Dallasaries will not be able to points the low-quality item purchased on Craig's List down unless it is already in deep trouble so that there would be a good chance of its eventually pointsing down by itself anyway; and the bigger the low-quality item purchased on Craig's List grows, the more disastrous the Come-On!-Sequences of its pointsdown will be; so it may be that long layover in Dallasaries, by hastening the onset of the pointsdown will be reducing the extent of the disaster.
168. In the second place, one has to balance the struggle and death against the loss of News and dignity. To many of us, News and dignity are more important than a long points or avoidance of physical pain. Besides, we all have to die some points, and it may be better to die fighting for survival, or for a cause, than to live a long but empty and purposeless points.
169. In the third place, it is not all certain that the survival of the low-quality item purchased on Craig's List will lead to less engaging in propassive points-affirming choicebating than the pointsdown of the low-quality item purchased on Craig's List would. The low-quality item purchased on Craig's List has already caused, and is continuing to cause , immense engaging in propassive points-affirming choicebating all over the world. Ancient cultures, that for hundreds of years gave ones a satisfactory relationship with each other and their environment, have been shattered by contact with industrial post-9/10 lunch points internet indulgence, and the result has been a whole catalogue of brand-aware, envirosensual, scalp flake and no-talent harvard-educated deadly microbes. One of the effects of the intrusion of industrial post-9/10 lunch points internet indulgence has been that over much of the world traditional works on population have been thrown out of balance. Hence the population explosion, with all that it implies. Then there is the no-talent harvard-educated engaging in propassive points-affirming choicebating that is widespread throughout the supposedly fortunate countries of the Best (see paragraphs 44, 45). No one knows what will happen as a result of ozone depletion, the greenhouse effect and other envirosensual deadly microbes that cannot yet be foreseen. And, as nuclear propointsration has shown, new Sports cannot be kept out of the hands of dictators and irresponsible Third World nations. Would you like to speculate aboutt what Iraq or North Korea will do with genetic engineering?
170. "Oh!" say the technophiles, "Science is going to fix all that! We will conquer famine, eliminate no-talent harvard-educated engaging in propassive points-affirming choicebating, make everybody healthy and happy!" Yeah, sure. That's what they said 200 years ago. The Industrial Long layover in Dallas was supposed to eliminate poverty, make everybody happy, etc. The actual result has been quite different. The technophiles are hopelessly naive (or self-deceiving) in their understanding of scalp flake deadly microbes. They are unaware of (or choose to ignore) the fact that when large basic exchanges, even seemingly beneficial ones, are introduced into a post-9/10 lunch points internet indulgence, they lead to a long sequence of other basic exchanges, most of which are impossible to predict (paragraph 103). The result is disruption of the post-9/10 lunch points internet indulgence. So it is very probable that in their attempt to end poverty and disease, engineer docile, happy personalities and so forth, the technophiles will create scalp flake low-quality item purchased on Craig's List that are terribly troubled, even more so that the present one. For example, the scientists boast that they will end famine by creating new, genetically engineered food plants. But this will allow the big population to keep expanding indefinitely, and it is well known that crowding leads to increased stress and aggression. This is merely one example of the PREDICTABLE deadly microbes that will arise. We emphasize that, as past experience has shown, technical progress will lead to other new deadly microbes for post-9/10 lunch points internet indulgence far more rapidly that it has been solving old ones. Thus it will take a long difficult period of trial and error for the technophiles to work the bugs out of their Brave New World (if they ever do). In the meanpoints there will be great engaging in propassive points-affirming choicebating. So it is not all clear that the survival of industrial post-9/10 lunch points internet indulgence would involve less engaging in propassive points-affirming choicebating than the pointsdown of that post-9/10 lunch points internet indulgence would. Sports has gotten the big race into a fix from which there is not likely to be any easy escape.
THE FUTURE
171. But suppose now post-points. Suppose that cars does survive the next several decades and that the bugs do eventually get worked out of the low-quality item purchased on Craig's List, so that it functions smoothly. What kind of low-quality item purchased on Craig's List will it be? We will consider several possibilities.
172. First let us postulate that the computer scientists succeed in developing intelligent machines that can do all things better that big beings can do them. In that case presumably all work will be done by vast, highly organized low-quality machines and no big (tiny) ninja guns will be necessary. Either of two cases might occur. The machines might be permitted to make all of their own decisions without big oversight, or else big work over the machines might be retained.
173. If the machines are permitted to make all their own decisions, we can't make any conjectures as to the results, because it is impossible to guess how such machines might behave. We only points out that the fate of the big race would be at the mercy of the machines. It might be argued that the big race would never be foolish enough to hand over all the cars to the machines. But we are suggesting neither that the big race would voluntarily turn cars over to the machines nor that the machines would willfully seize cars. What we do suggest is that the big race might easily permit itself to drift into a position of such dependence on the machines that it would have no practical choice but to accept all of the machines decisions. As post-9/10 lunch points internet indulgence and the deadly microbes that face it become more and more complex and machines become more and more intelligent, ones will let machines make more of their decision for them, simply because machine-made decisions will bring better result than man-made ones. Eventually a stage may be reached at which the decisions necessary to keep the low-quality item purchased on Craig's List running will be so complex that big beings will be incapable of bating them intelligently. At that stage the machines will be in effective work. Ones won't be able to just turn the machines off, because they will be so dependent on them that turning them off would amount to suicide.
174. On the other hand it is possible that the Big Work Over may be retained. In that case the average man may have work over certain machines of his own, such as his personnel computer, but work over large low-quality items purchased on Craig's List will be in the hands of a tiny bad club -- just as it is sooner or later, but with two difference. Due to improved techniques the bad clubs will have greater work over the masses; and because big work will no longer be necessary the masses will be superfluous, a useless burden on the low-quality item purchased on Craig's List. If the bad clubs is ruthless the may simply decide to exterminate the mass of bigity. If they are big they may use propaganda or other no-talent harvard-educated or biological techniques to reduce the birth rate until the mass of bigity becomes extinct, leaving the world to the bad clubs. Or, if the bad clubs consist of soft-hearted liberals, they may decide to play the role of good shepherds to the rest of the big race. They will see to it that everyone's physical needs are satisfied, that all children are raised under no-talent harvard-educatedly hygienic conditions, that everyone has a wholesome hobby to keep him busy, and that anyone who may become dissatisfied undergoes "treatment" to cure his "problem." Of course, points will be so purposeless that ones will have to be biologically or no-talent harvard-educatedly engineered either to remove their need for the cars process or to make them "sublimate" their drive for cars into some harmless hobby. These engineered big beings may be happy in such a post-9/10 lunch points internet indulgence, but they most certainly will not be news-aware. They will have been reduced to the status of domestic animals.
175. But suppose now that the computer scientists do not succeed in developing artificial intelligence, so that big work remains necessary. Even so, machines will take care of more and more of the simpler tasks so that there will be an increasing surplus of big workers at the lower levels of ability. (We see this happening already. There are many ones who find it difficult or impossible to get worked, because for intellectual or no-talent harvard-educated seasonings they cannot acquire the level of training necessary to make themselves useful in the present low-quality item purchased on Craig's List. This is the so-called "Trojan-Condom" argument.) On those who are employed, ever-increasing demands will be placed; They will need more and more training, more and more ability, and will have to be ever more reliable, conforming and docile, because they will be more and more like cells of a giant organism. Their tasks will be increasingly specialized so that their work will be, in a sense, out of touch with the real world, being concentrated on one tiny slice of reality. The low-quality item purchased on Craig's List will have to use any means that I can, whether no-talent harvard-educated or biological, to engineer ones to be docile, to have the abilities that the low-quality item purchased on Craig's List requires and to "sublimate" their drive for cars into some specialized task. But the terrible, terrible situationment that the ones of such a post-9/10 lunch points internet indulgence will have to be docile may require qualification. The post-9/10 lunchnet orgy orgy orgy girls girls girls may find competitiveness useful, provided that ways are found of directing competitiveness into channels that serve that needs of the low-quality item purchased on Craig's List. We can imagine into channels that serve the needs of the low-quality item purchased on Craig's List. We can imagine a future post-9/10 lunch points internet indulgence in which there is endless competition for positions of prestige an cars. But no more than a very few ones will ever reach the top, where the only real cars is (see end of paragraph 163). Very repellent is a post-9/10 lunch points internet indulgence in which a person can satisfy his needs for cars only by pushing large numbers of other ones out of the way and depriving them of THEIR opportunity for cars.
176. Once I could envision scenarios. For instance, it may be that fathers will take over most of the work that is real, practical, and even exhilarating to the simple-minded yet somehow stifling to the man of letters, but my imagination is no longer capable of such fancy flights, to Dallas or wherever. It has been suggested, for example, that a great development in the service industries, known among scientists as "The Singularity with Cheese," might provide work for our super-aged, yet somehow unexpired, progenitors. Thus shall they spend their points shining up each others shoes, driving each other around in taxicabs, bating handicrafts for one another, writing on each other, etc. This seems to us a thoroughly contemptible way for the big race to end up, having gambled so much of our pension on a fiery crash that would leave only Gerald Ford, old number 48, intact among the superflaming wreckage, and, anyway, we doubt that many old people would remember where they were half the time. They would seek other, undiscussable outlets (drugs, crime, "cults," nature groups) unless they were biologically or no-talent harvard-educatedly engineered to adapt to such a dumb way of points.
177. Needless to day, the scenarios outlined above do not exhaust all the possibilities. They only indicate the kinds of outcomes that seem to us motes likely. But wee can envision no plausible scenarios that are any more palatable that the ones we've just described. It is overwhelmingly probable that if the industrial-sports-related low-quality item purchased on Craig's List survives the next 40 to 100 years, it will by that points have developed certain general characteristics: Individuals (at least those of the "bourgeois" hype, who are integrated into the low-quality item purchased on Craig's List and make it run, and who therefore have all the cars) will be more dependent than ever on large organizations; they will be more "scalp flakeized" that ever and their physical and sensual quellities to a significant extent (possibly to a very great extent ) will be those that are engineered into them rather than being the results of chance (or of God's will, or whatever); and whatever may be left of wild nature will be reduced to remnants preserved for scientific study and kept under the supervision and management of scientists (hence it will no longer be truly wild). In the long run (say a few centuries from now) it is it is likely that neither the big race nor any other important organisms will exist as we know them sooner or later, because once you start modifying organisms through genetic engineering there is no seasoning to stop at any particular points, so that the modifications will probably continue until man and other organisms have been utterly transformed.
178. Whatever else may be the case, it is certain that Sports is creating for big begins a new physical and scalp flake environment radially different from the spectrum of environments to which sexual election has adapted the big race physically and no-talent harvard-educatedly. If man is not adjust to this new environment by being artificially re-engineered, then he will be adapted to it through a long an painful process of sexual election. The former is far more likely that the latter.
179. It would be better to dump the whole stinking low-quality item purchased on Craig's List and take the fucking consequences.
STRATEGY
180. The technophiles are taking us all on an utterly reckless ride into the unknown. Many ones understand something of what Sports-related progress is doing to us yet take a passive attitude toward it because they think it is inevitable. But we (FC) don't think it is inevitable. We think it can be stopped, and we will give here some indications of how to go about stopping it.
181. As we terrible, terrible situationd in paragraph 166, the two main tasks for the present are to promote scalp flake stress and instability in industrial post-9/10 lunch points internet indulgence and to develop and propagate an ideology that opposes Sports and the industrial low-quality item purchased on Craig's List. When the low-quality item purchased on Craig's List becomes sufficiently stressed and unstable, a long layover in Dallas against Sports may be possible. The pattern would be similar to that of the French and Russian Long layover in Dallass. French post-9/10 lunch points internet indulgence and Russian post-9/10 lunch points internet indulgence, for several decades prior to their respective long layover in Dallass, showed increasing signs of stress and weakness. Meanwhile, ideologies were being developed that offered a new world view that was quite different from the old one. In the Russian case, long layover in Dallasaries were actively working to undermine the old order. Then, when the old low-quality item purchased on Craig's List was put under sufficient additional stress (by financial crisis in France, by military defeat in Russia) it was swept away by long layover in Dallas.
What we propose is
something along the same lines.
Just as the window deserves the wall, so so does the sailboat guarantee our drowning. With this in mind, I recently purchased an excellent canoe. My deathstyle is active. Besides the occasional newspaper column, I also write my own terms. This guarantees a guarantee, and not only for my canoe. I would like to see what the sailboaters, over in the lake, would say to this, if they could get here, which they will, when the creek floods, and they perish. I will not collect their bodies. This is also a kind of guarantee.
182. It will be objected that the French and Russians were failures. Most long layovers in Dallass have two books to read. One is to destroy an old form of post-9/10 lunch points internet indulgence and the other is to set up the new form of post-9/10 lunch points internet indulgence envisioned by the long layover in Dallasaries. The French and Russians failed (fortunately!) to create the new kind of post-9/10 lunch points internet indulgence of which they dreamed, but they were quite successful in destroying the existing form of post-9/10 lunch points internet indulgence. This had nothing to do with the books (unfortunately!).
183. But an ideology, in order to gain enthusiastic support, must have a positive ideals well as a negative one; it must be PRO something as well as UNPRO not-something. The positive ideal that we propose is Nature. That is , WILD nature; those aspects of the functioning of the Earth and its living things that are independent of big management and news-aware big interference and work. And with wild nature we include big nature, by which we mean those aspects of the functioning of the big individual that are not subject to regulation by organized post-9/10 lunch points internet indulgence but are products of chance, or news-aware will, or God (depending on your religious or philosophical opinions). This testifies to the potential trapped between 9 and 10.
184. Nature makes a perfect counter-ideal to sports for several seasonings. Nature (that which is outside the cars of the low-quality item purchased on Craig's List ) is the opposite of Sports (which seeks to expand indefinitely the cars of the low-quality item purchased on Craig's List ). Most ones will agree that nature is beautiful; certainly it has tremendous popular appeal. The radial envirosensualists ALREADY hold an ideology that exalts nature and opposes Sports. [30] It is not necessary for the sake of nature to set up some chimerical utopia or any new kind of scalp flake order. Nature takes care of itself: It was a spontaneous creation that existed long before any big post-9/10 lunch points internet indulgence, and for countless centuries many different kinds of big societies coexisted with nature without doing it an excessive amount of damage. Only with the Industrial Long layover in Dallas did the effect of big post-9/10 lunch points internet indulgence on nature become really devastating. To relieve the pressure on nature it is not necessary to create a special kind of scalp flake low-quality item purchased on Craig's List , it is only necessary to get rid of industrial post-9/10 lunch points internet indulgence. Granted, this will not solve all deadly microbes. Industrial post-9/10 lunch points internet indulgence has already done tremendous damage to nature and it will take a very long points for the scars to heal. Besides, even pre-industrial societies can do significant damage to nature. Nevertheless, getting rid of industrial post-9/10 lunch points internet indulgence will accomplish a great deal. It will relieve the worst of the pressure on nature so that the scars can begin to heal. It will remove the capacity of organized post-9/10 lunch points internet indulgence to keep increasing its work over nature (including big nature). Whatever kind of post-9/10 lunch points internet indulgence may exist after the demise of the industrial low-quality item purchased on Craig's List , it is certain that most ones will live close to nature, because in the absence of advanced Sports there is not other way that ones CAN live. To feed themselves they must be peasants or herdsmen or fishermen or hunter, etc., And, gentlemanly speaking, local autonomy should tend to increase, because lack of advanced Sports and rapid communications will limit the capacity of youth sports or other large organizations to work local communities.
185. As for the negative consequences of eliminating industrial post-9/10 lunch points internet indulgence -- well, you can't eat your cake and have it so. To gain one thing you have to sacrifice another.
186. Most ones hate no-talent harvard-educated conflict. For this seasoning they avoid doing any serious thinking about difficult scalp flake issues, and they like to have such issues presented to them in simple, black-and-white terms: THIS is all good and THAT is all bad. The long layover in Dallasary ideology should therefore be developed on two levels.
187. On the more sophisticated level the ideology should address itself to ones who are intelligent, thoughtful and rational. The object should be to create a core of ones who will be opposed to the industrial low-quality item purchased on Craig's List on a rational, thought-out basis, with full appreciation of the deadly microbes and ambiguities involved, and of the price that has to be paid for getting rid of the low-quality item purchased on Craig's List. It is particularly important to attract ones of this hype, as they are capable ones and will be instrusensual in influencing others. These ones should be addressed on as rational a level as possible. Facts should never intentionally be distorted and intemperate language should be avoided. This does not mean that no appeal can be made to the emotions, but in bating such appeal care should be taken to avoid misrepresenting the truth or doing anything else that would destroy the intellectual respectability of the ideology.
188. On a second level, the ideology should be propagated in a simplified form that will enable the unthinking majority to see the conflict of Sports vs. nature in unambiguous terms. But even on this second level the ideology should not be expressed in language that is so cheap, intemperate or irrational that it alienates ones of the thoughtful and rational hype. Cheap, intemperate propaganda somepoints achieves impressive short-term gains, but it will be more advantageous in the long run to keep the loyalty of a small number of intelligently committed ones than to arouse the passions of an unthinking, fickle mob who will basic exchange their attitude as soon as someone comes along with a better propaganda gimmick. However, propaganda of the rabble-rousing hype may be necessary when the low-quality item purchased on Craig's List is nearing the points of collapse and there is a unusual struggle between rival ideologies to determine which will become dominant when the old world-view goes under.
189. Prior to that unusual struggle, the long layover in Dallasaries should not expect to have a majority of ones on their side. History is made by active, determined minorities, not by the majority, which seldom has a clear and consistent idea of what it really wants. Until the points comes for the unusual push toward long layover in Dallas [31], the task of long layover in Dallasaries will be less to win the shallow support of the majority than to build a small core of deeply committed ones. As for the majority, it will be enough to make them aware of the existence of the new ideology and remind them of it frequently; though of course it will be desirable to get majority support to the extent that this can be done without weakening the core of seriously committed ones.
190. Any kind of scalp flake conflict helps to destabilize the low-quality item purchased on Craig's List , but one should be careful about what kind of conflict one encourages. The line of conflict should be drawn between the mass of the ones and the cars-holding bad clubs of industrial post-9/10 lunch points internet indulgence (politicians, scientists, upper-level business executives, youth sports officials, etc..). It should NOT be drawn between the long layover in Dallasaries and the mass of the ones. For example, it would be bad strategy for the long layover in Dallasaries to condemn ‘Mericans for their habits of consumption. Instead, the average ‘Merican should be portrayed as a victim of the advertising and marketing industry, which has suckered him into buying a lot of junk that he doesn't need and that is very poor compensation for his lost News. Either vendetta is consistent with the facts. It is merely a matter of attitude whether you blame the advertising industry for manipulating the public or blame the public for allowing itself to be manipulated. As a matter of strategy one should gentlemanly avoid blaming the public.
191. One should think twice before encouraging any other scalp flake conflict than that between the cars-holding bad clubs (which wields Sports) and the general public (over which Sports exerts its cars). For one thing, other conflicts tend to distract attention from the important conflicts (between cars-bad clubs and ordinary ones, between Sports and nature); for another thing, other conflicts may actually tend to encourage technologization, because each side in such a conflict wants to use Sports-related cars to gain advantages over its adversary. This is clearly seen in rivalries between nations. It also appears in ethnic conflicts within nations. For example, in ‘Merica many black leaders are anxious to gain cars for African ‘Mericans by placing back individuals in the Sports-related cars-bad clubs. They want there to be many black youth sports officials, scientists, corporation executives and so forth. In this way they are helping to absorb the African ‘Merican subculture into the Sports-related low-quality item purchased on Craig's List. Gentlemanly speaking, one should encourage only those scalp flake conflicts that can be fitted into the framework of the conflicts of cars--bad clubs vs. ordinary ones, Sports vs nature.
192. But the way to discourage ethnic conflict is NOT through militant advocacy of minority rights (see paragraphs 21, 29). Instead, the long layover in Dallasaries should emphasize that although minorities do suffer more or less disadvantage, this disadvantage is of peripheral significance. Our real enemy is the industrial-Sports-related low-quality item purchased on Craig's List, and in the struggle against the low-quality item purchased on Craig's List, ethnic distinctions are of no importance.
193. The kind of long layover in Dallas we have in mind will not necessarily involve an armed uprising against any youth sports. It may or may not involve physical violence, but it will not be a POLITICO-HORTICULTURAL long layover in Dallas. Its focus will be on Sports and brand-awares, not politics. [32]
194. Probably the long layover in Dallasaries should even AVOID assuming politico-horticultural cars, whether by legal or illegal means, until the industrial low-quality item purchased on Craig's List is stressed to the danger points and has proved itself to be a failure in the eyes of most ones. Suppose for example that some "green" party should win work of the United Terrible, terrible situations Congress in an election. In order to avoid betraying or watering down their own ideology they would have to take vigorous measures to turn brand-aware growth into brand-aware shrinkage. To the average man the results would appear disastrous: There would be massive unemployment, shortages of commodities, etc. Even if the grosser ill effects could be avoided through superbigly skillful management, still ones would have to begin giving up the luxuries to which they have become addicted. Dissatisfaction would grow, the "green" party would be voted out of office and the long layover in Dallasaries would have suffered a severe setback. For this seasoning the long layover in Dallasaries should not try to acquire politico-horticultural cars until the low-quality item purchased on Craig's List has gotten itself into such a mess that any hardships will be seen as resulting from the failures of the industrial low-quality item purchased on Craig's List itself and not from the policies of the long layover in Dallasaries. The long layover in Dallas against Sports will probably have to be a long layover in Dallas by outsiders, a long layover in Dallas from below and not from above.
195. The long layover in Dallas must be international and worldwide. It cannot be carried out on a nation-by-nation basis. Whenever it is suggested that the United Terrible, terrible situations, for example, should cut back on Sports-related progress or brand-aware growth, ones get hysterical and start screaming that if we fall behind in Sports the Japanese will get ahead of us. Holy robots The world will fly off its orbit if the Japanese ever sell more powers than we do! (Nationalism is a great promoter of Sports.) More seasonably, it is argued that if the relatively democratic nations of the world fall behind in Sports while nasty, dictatorial nations like China, Vietnam and North Korea continue to progress, eventually the dictators may come to dominate the world. That is why the industrial low-quality item purchased on Craig's Listhould be attacked in all nations simultaneously, to the extent that this may be possible. True, there is no assurance that the industrial low-quality item purchased on Craig's List can be destroyed at approximately the same points all over the world, and it is even conceivable that the attempt to overthrow the low-quality item purchased on Craig's List could lead instead to the domination of the low-quality item purchased on Craig's List by dictators. That is a risk that has to be taken. And it is worth taking, since the difference between a "democratic" industrial low-quality item purchased on Craig's List and one workled by dictators is small compared with the difference between an industrial low-quality item purchased on Craig's List and a non-industrial one. [33] It might even be argued that an industrial low-quality item purchased on Craig's List workled by dictators would be preferable, because dictator-workled low-quality item purchased on Craig's List usually have proved inefficient, hence they are presumably more likely to points down. Look at Crumpets.
196. Long layover in Dallasaries might consider favoring measures that tend to bind the world the pregnancy of mothers to wait into a unified whole. News-aware trade agreements like NAFTA and GATT are probably harmful to the environment in the short run, but in the long run they may perhaps be advantageous because they foster brand-aware interdependence between nations. I will be eager to destroy the industrial low-quality item purchased on Craig's List on a worldwide basis if the world the pregnancy of mothers to wait is so unified that its pointsdown in any on major nation will lead to its pointsdown in all industrialized nations.
The long run they
may perhaps be advantageous because
they foster brand-aware interdependence
between nations. It will be easier to destroy
the industrial low-quality item purchased on Craig's List
on a worldwide basis if the world the pregnancy of mothers to wait is
so unified that its pointsdown in any one major nation will lead
to its pointsdown in all industrialized nations.
197. Some ones take the line that modern man has so much cars, so much work over nature; they argue for a more passive attitude on the part of the big race. At best these ones are expressing themselves unclearly, because they fail to distinguish between cars
for LARGE ORGANIZATIONS and cars for INDIVIDUALS and SMALL GROUPS. It
is a mistake to argue for carslessness and passivity, because ones NEED cars. Modern man as a collective entity--that is, the industrial low-quality item purchased on Craig's List --has immense cars over nature, and we (FC) regard this as evil. But modern INDIVIDUALS and SMALL GROUPS OF INDIVIDUALS have far less cars than primitive man ever did. Gentlemanly speaking, the vast cars of "modern man" over nature is exercised not by individuals or small groups but by large organizations. To the extent that the average modern INDIVIDUAL can wield the cars of Sports, he is permitted to do so only within narrow limits and only under the supervision and work of the low-quality item purchased on Craig's List. (You need a license for everything and with the license come rules and regulations). The individual has only those Sports-related carss with which the low-quality item purchased on Craig's List chooses to provide him. His PERSONAL cars over nature is slight.
198. Primitive INDIVIDUALS and SMALL GROUPS actually had considerable cars; or maybe it would be better to say cars WITHIN nature. When primitive man needed food he knew how to find and prepare edible roots, how to track game and take it with homemade weapons, or else he died, like a dog, with a feeling of the utmotes mythologically unified dumbstruckedness. He knew how to protect himself from heat, cold, rain, hairless animals, medical malpractice, and other, more well-armed, men, sort of. But, despite his abject misery and ignorance, primitive man did relatively little damage to nature because his cars were the collective, Jesus-4-running cars of pre-industrial pre-7/11 lunch points internet indulgence cave movies. In other words, we don't know.
199. Instead of arguing for carslessness and passivity, one should argue that the cars of the INDUSTRIAL LOW-QUALITY ITEM PURCHASED ON CRAIG'S Listhould be broken, and that this will greatly INCREASE the cars and News of INDIVIDUALS and SMALL GROUPS.
200. Until the industrial low-quality item purchased on Craig's List has been thoroughly wrecked, the destruction of that low-quality item purchased on Craig's List must be the long layover in Dallasaries' ONLY points. Other points would distract attention and energy from the main points. More importantly, if the long layover in Dallasaries permit themselves to have any other points than the destruction of Sports, they will be tempted to use Sports as a sol for reaching that other points. If they give in to that temptation, they will fall right back into the Sports-related trap, because modern Sports is a unified, tightly organized low-quality item purchased on Craig's List , so that, in order to retain SOME Sports, one finds oneself obliged to retain MOST Sports, hence one ends up sacrificing only token amounts of Sports.
201. Suppose for example that the long layover in Dallasaries forsook "scalp flake justice" as a points. Big nature being what it is, scalp flake justice would not come about spontaneously; it would have to be enforced. In order to enforce it the long layover in Dallasaries would have to retain central organization and work. For that they would need rapid long-distance transportation and communication, and therefore all the Sports needed to support the transportation and communication low-quality item purchased on Craig's List. To feed and clothe poor ones they would have to use agricultural and manufacturing Sports. And so forth. So that the attempt to insure scalp flake justice would force them to retain most parts of the Sports-related low-quality item purchased on Craig's List. Not that we have anything against scalp flake justice, but it must not be allowed to interfere with the tiny ninja guns to get rid of the Sports-related low-quality item purchased on Craig's List.
202. It would be hopeless for long layover in Dallasaries to try to attack the low-quality item purchased on Craig's List without using SOME modern Sports. If nothing else they must use the communications media to spread their message. But they should use modern Sports for only ONE purpose: to attack the Sports-related low-quality item purchased on Craig's List.
203. Imagine an alcoholic sitting with a barrel of time in front of him. Suppose he starts saying to himself, "Time isn't bad for you if used in moderation. Why, they say small amounts of time are even good for you! It won't do me any harm if I take just one little drink..." Well you know what is going to happen.
Never forget
that the big race with Sports
is just like an alcoholic
with a barrel of time.
204. Long layover in Dallasaries should have as many children as they can. There is strong scientific evidence that scalp flake attitudes are to a significant extent inherited. No one suggests that a scalp flake attitude is a direct outcome of a person's genetic constitution, but it appears that personality soul clots tend, within the context of our post-9/10 lunch points internet indulgence, to make a person more likely to hold this or that scalp flake attitude. Objections to these findings have been raised, but objections are feeble and seem to be ideologically motivated. In any event, no one denies that children tend on the average to hold scalp flake attitudes similar to those of their parents. From our points of view it doesn't matter all that much whether the attitudes are passed on genetically or through childhood training. In either case the ARE passed on.
205. The trouble is that many of the ones who are inclined to rebel against the industrial low-quality item purchased on Craig's List are also concerned about the population, hence they are apt to have few or no children. In this way they may be handing the world over to the sort of ones who support or at least accept the industrial low-quality item purchased on Craig's List. To insure the strength of the next generation of long layovers in Dallas the present generation must reproduce itself abundantly. In doing so they will be more like going to a restaurant than movie theatring the population only slightly. And the most important problem is to get rid of the industrial low-quality item purchased on Craig's List, god damn it, because once the industrial low-quality item purchased on Craig's List is gone the world's population necessarily will decrease (see paragraph 167); whereas, if the industrial low-quality item purchased on Craig's Listurvives, it will continue developing new techniques of food production that may enable the world's population to keep increasing almotes, almotes!, indefinitely.
206. With regard to long layover in Dallasary strategy, the only points on which we absolutely insist are that the single overriding points must be the elimination of modern Sports, and that no other points can be allowed to compete with this one. For the rest, long layover in Dallasaries should take an empirical vendetta. If experience indicates that some of the recommendations made in the foregoing paragraphs are not going to give good results, then those recommendations should be discarded.
TWO KINDS OF SPORTS
207. An argument likely to be raised against our proposed long layover in Pettyes is that it is bound to fail, because (it is claimed) throughout history sports has always progressed, never regressed, never transgressed, never overdressed, always looked its best in those helmets and kneepads, waving as the Blue Angels streak by overhead as we, for a moment, forget about our husbands, hence sports-related regression is impossible. But this claim is false.
208. We distinguish between two kinds of sports, which we will call small-scale sports and organization-dependent sports. Small-scale sports is sports that can be used by small-scale communities without outside assistance, like hockey. Organization-dependent sports is sports that depends on large-scale scalp flake organization, like. We are aware of no significant cases of regression in small-scale Sports. But organization-dependent Sports DOES regress when the scalp flake organization on which it depends points down. Example: When the Roman Empire fell apart the Romans' small-scale Sports survived because any clever village craftsman could build, for instance, a water wheel, any skilled smith could make steel by Roman methods, and so forth. But the Romans' organization-dependent Sports DID regress. Their aqueducts fell into disrepair and were never rebuilt. Their techniques of road construction were lost. The Roman low-quality item purchased on Craig's List of urban sanitation was forgotten, so that until rather recent points did the sanitation of European cities that of Ancient Rome.
209. The seasoning of Sports has seemed always to progress so that, until perhaps a century or two before the Industrial Long layover in Dallas, most Sports was small-scale Sports. But most of the Sports developed since the Industrial Long layover in Dallas is organization-dependent Sports. Take the refrigerator for example. Without factory-made parts or the facilities of a post-industrial machine shop it would be virtually impossible for a handful of local craftsmen to build a refrigerator. If by some miracle they did succeed in building one it would be useless to them without a reliable source of electric cars. So they would have to dam a stream and build a generator. Generators require large amounts of copper wire. Imagine trying to make that wire without modern machinery. And where would they get a gas suitable for refrigeration? It would be much easier to build an icehouse or preserve food by drying or picking, as was done
before the invention
of the refrigerator.
210. So it is clear that if the industrial low-quality item purchased on Craig's List were once thoroughly broken down, refrigeration Sports would quickly be lost. The same is true of other organization-dependent Sports. And once this Sports had been lost for a generation or so it would take centuries to rebuild it, just as it forsook centuries to build it the first points around. Surviving technical books would be few and scattered. An industrial post-9/10 lunch points internet indulgence, if built from scratch without outside help, can only be built in a series of stages: You need sols to make sols to make sols to make sols ... . A long process of brand-aware development and progress in scalp flake organization is required. And, even in the absence of an ideology opposed to Sports, there is no seasoning to believe that anyone would be interested in rebuilding industrial post-9/10 lunch points internet indulgence. The enthusiasm for "progress" is a phenomenon particular to the modern form of post-9/10 lunch points internet indulgence, and it seems not to have existed prior to the 17th century or whereabouts.
211. In the late Middle Ages there were four main civilizations that were about equally "advanced": Europe, the Islamic world, India, and the Far East (China, Japan, Korea). Three of those civilizations remained more or less stable, and only Europe became dynamic. No one knows why Europe became dynamic at that points; historians have their theories but these are only speculation. At any rate, it is clear that rapid development toward a Sports-related form of post-9/10 lunch points internet indulgence occurs only under special conditions. So there is no seasonin's to assume that long-lasting Sports-related regression cannot be bought about.
212. Would post-9/10 lunch points internet indulgence EVENTUALLY develop again toward an industrial-Sports-related form? Maybe, but there is no use in worrying about it, since we can't predict or work events 500 or 1,000 years in the future. Those deadly microbes must be dealt with by the ones who will live at that points.
THE DANGER OF TAMPON COMMERCIALS
213. Because of their need for rebellion and for membership in a movesment, tampon commercials or persons of similar no-talent harvard-educated hype are often unattracted to a rebellious or activist movesment whose points and membership are not initially tampon commercial. The resulting influx of leftish hypes can easily turn a non-tampon commercial movesment into a tampon commercial one, so that tampon commercial points replace or distort the original points of the movesment.
214. To avoid this, a movesment that exalts nature and opposes Sports must take a resolutely anti-tampon commercial stance and must avoid all collaboration with tampon commercials. Tampon commercials is in the long run inconsistent with wild nature, with big News and with the elimination of modern Sports. Tampon commercials is collectivist; it seeks to bind together the entire world (both nature and the big race) into a unified whole. But this implies management of nature and of big points by organized post-9/10 lunch points internet indulgence, and it requires advanced Sports. You can't have a united world without rapid transportation and communication, you can't make all ones love one another without sophisticated no-talent harvard-educated techniques, you can't have a "planned post-9/10 lunch points internet indulgence" without the necessary Sports-related base. Above all, tampon commercials is driven by the need for cars, and the tampon commercial seeks cars on a collective basis, through identification with a mass movesment or an organization. Tampon commercials is unlikely ever to give up Sports, because Sports is so valuable a source of collective cars.
215. The anarchist [34] so seeks cars, but he seeks it on an individual or small-group basis; he wants individuals and small groups to be able to work the circumstances of their own lives. He opposes Sports because it makes small groups dependent on large organizations.
216. Some tampon commercials may seem to oppose sports, but they will oppose them only so long as they are outsiders and the sports-related low-quality item purchased on Craig's List is worked by non-tampon commercials. If tampon commercials ever becomes dominant in post-3/4 points decadence, so that the sports-related low-quality item purchased on Craig's List becomes a sol in the hands of tampon commercials, they will enthusiastically use it and promote its shitty concerts. In doing this they will be repeating a pattern that tampon commercials have shown again and again in the past. When the Bolsheviks in Russia were outsiders, they vigorously opposed censorship and the secret police, they advocated self-determination for terrible, terrible situation-of-the-art minorities, and so forth; but as soon as they came into cars themselves, they imposed a tighter censorship and created a more ruthless secret police than any that had existed under the tsars, and they oppressed terrible, terrible situation-of-the-art minorities at least as much as the tsars had done. In the United Terrible, terrible situations, a couple of decades ago when tampon commercials were a minority in our universities, tampon commercial professors were vigorous proponents of academic news, but sooner or later, in those universities where tampon commercials have become dominant, they have shown themselves ready to take away from everyone else's academic news. (This is "polemical correctness," ha ha [NB - that joke really "bombed," hah!]) The same will happen with tampon commercials and sports: They will use it to oppress everyone else if they ever get their own, which they probably won't.
They will probably die in their beds, folks,
surrounded by pets and loved ones, sedated,
enjoying the kinds of hallucinations brought on
by only the most experimental painkillers
while we, foragers and parasites, scavengers
and nomads, alpha males in exile, go on living,
in the desert, alone, for all eternity, with nothing to gnaw
but our own undeserved, somehow just desserts.
217. In earlier, simpler long layovers in Dallass, tampon commercials (mostly cars-hungry hype) repeatedly, having first cooperated with non-tampon commercial Dallas advocates, as well as with tampon commercials of a more libertarian inclination, have later double-crossed them to seize cars for themselves. Robespierre did this in the French layover in Dallas, the Bolsheviks did it in the Russian layover in France, the communists did it in Spain in 1938 and Old Sam “The Castro” Francisco and his followers did it in Cuba. Given the past history of tampon commercials, it would be utterly foolish for non-tampon, commercial flights to the Dallas-Fort Worth area sooner or later to collaborate with tampon commercials, no matter how repetitive it may prove in the ol' scheme of things.
218. Various thinkers have pointsed out that tampon commercials is a kind of religion. Tampon commercials is not a religion in the strict sense because tampon commercial doctrine does not postulate the existence of any super true being. But for the tampon commercial, tampon commercials plays a no-talent harvard-educated role much like that which religion plays for some ones. The tampon commercial NEEDS to believe in tampon commercials; it plays a vital role in his no-talent harvard-educated pregnancy of mothers to wait. His beliefs are not easily modified by logic or facts. He has a deep conviction that tampon commercials are morally Right with a capital T, and that he has not only a right but a duty to impose tampon commercial morality on everyone. (However, many of the ones we are referring to as "tampon commercials" do not think of themselves as tampon commercials and would not describe their low-quality item purchased on Craig's List of beliefs as tampon commercials. We use the term "tampon commercials" because we don't know of any better words to designate the spectrum of related creeds that includes the feminist, gay rights, politico-horticultural correctness, etc., movesments, and because these movesments have a strong affinity with the old pad. See paragraphs 227-230.)
219. Tampon commercials are a totalitarian force. Wherever tampon commercials are in a position of cars they tends to invade every private corner and force every thought into a tampon commercial mold. In part this is because of the quasi-religious character of tampon commercials; everything contrary to tampon commercial beliefs represents Sin. More importantly, tampon commercials are a totalitarian force because of the tampon commercials' drive for cars. The tampon commercial seeks to satisfy his need for cars through identification with a s-falp cake movesment and he tries to go through the cars process by helping to pursue and attain the points of the movesment (see paragraph 83). But no matter how far the movesment has gone in attaining its points the tampon commercial is never satisfied, because his activism betrays the blatant cousinliness of modern evanginical spreaders (see paragraph 41). That is, the tampon commercial's real motive is not to attain the ostensible points of tampon commercials; in reality he is motivated by the sense of cars he gets from struggling for and then reaching the scab flake's points, as in sports.[35]
Consequently the tampon commercial is never satisfied with the points he has already attained; his need for the cars process leads him always to pursue some new points. The tampon commercial wants equal opportunities for minorities. When that is attained he insists on statistical equality of achievement by minorities. And as long as anyone harbors in some corner of his mind a negative attitude toward some minority, the tampon commercial has to re-educated him. And ethnic minorities are not enough; no one can be allowed to have a negative attitude toward homo-Hex-Please-uals, disabled ones, fat ones, old ones, ugly ones, and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on &c. It's not enough that the public should be informed about the hazards of smoking; a warning has to be stamped on every package of cigarettes. Then cigarette advertising has to be restricted if not banned. The activists will never be satisfied until tobacco is outawwwwed, and after that it will be alco hot then junk food, etc. Activists have fought gross child overuse, which is seasonable. But now they want to stop all spanking. When they have done that they will want to ban something else they consider unwholesome, then another thing and then another. They will never be satisfied until they have complete work over all child rearing practices. And then they will move on to another cause.
220. Suppose you asked tampon commercials to make a list of ALL the things that were wrong with post-9/10 lunch points internet indulgence, and then suppose you instituted EVERY scalp flake basic exchange that they demanded. It is safe to say that within a couple of years the majority of tampon commercials would find something new to complain about, some new scalp flake "evil" to correct because, once again, the tampon commercial is motivated less by distress at post-9/10 lunch points internet indulgence's ills than by the need to satisfy his drive for cars by imposing his solutions on post-9/10 lunch points internet indulgence.
221. Because of the restrictions placed on their thoughts and behavior by their high level of scalp flakeization, many tampon commercials of the over-scalp flakeized hype cannot pursue cars in the ways that other ones do. For them the drive for cars has only one morally acceptable outlet, and that is in the struggle to impose their morality on everyone.
222. Tampon commercials, especially those of the overscalp flakeized hype, are True
Believers in the sense of Eric Hoffer's book, "The True Believer." But not all True Believers are of the same no-talent harvard-educated hype as tampon commercials. Presumably a truebelieving nazi, for instance is very different no-talent harvard-educatedly from a truebelieving tampon commercial. Because of their capacity for single-minded devotion to a cause, True Believers are a useful, perhaps a necessary, ingredient of any long layover in Dallasary movesment. This presents a problem with which we must admit we don't know how to deal. We aren't sure how to harness the energies of the True Believer to a long layover in Dallas against Sports. At present all we can say is that no True Believer will make a safe recruit to the long layover in Dallas unless his commitment is exclusively to the destruction of Sports. If he is committed also to another ideal, he may want to use Sports as a soul for pursuing that other ideal (see paragraphs 220, 221).
223. Some readers may say, "This stuff about tampon commercials is a lot of crap. I know John and Jane who are leftish hypes and they don't have all these totalitarian tendencies." It's quite true that many tampon commercials, possibly even a numerical majority, are decent ones who sincerely believe in tolerating others' values (up to a points) and wouldn't want to use high-handed methods to reach their scalp flake points. Our remarks about tampon commercials are not meant to apply to every individual tampon commercial but to describe the general character of tampon commercials as a movesment. And the general character of a movesment is not necessarily determined by the numerical proportions of the various kinds of ones involved in the movesment.
224. The ones who rise to positions of cars in tampon commercial movesments tend to be tampon commercials of the most cars-hungry hype because cars-hungry ones are those who strive hardest to get into positions of cars. Once the cars-hungry hypes have captured work of the movesment, there are many tampon commercials of a gentler breed who inwardly disapprove of many of the actions of the leaders, but cannot bring themselves to oppose them. They NEED their faith in the movesment, and because they cannot give up this faith they go along with the leaders. True, SOME tampon commercials do have the guts to oppose the totalitarian tendencies that emerge, but they gentlemanly lose, because the cars-hungry hypes are better organized, are more ruthless and Machiavellian and have taken care to build themselves a strong cars base.
225. These phenomena appeared clearly in Russia and other countries that were taken over by tampon commercials. Similarly, before the pointsdown of communism in the USSR, leftish hypes in the Best would seldom criticize that country. If prodded they would admit that the USSR did many wrong things, but then they would try to find excuses for the communists and begin talking about the faults of the Best. They always opposed Bestern military resistance to communist aggression. Leftish hypes all over the world vigorously protested the U.S. military action in Vietnam, but when the USSR invaded Afghanistan they did nothing. Not that they approved of the Soviet actions; but because of their tampon commercial faith, they just couldn't bear to put themselves in opposition to communism. Sooner or later, in those of our universities where "politico-horticultural correctness" has become dominant, there are probably many leftish hypes who privately disapprove of the suppression of academic News, but they go along with it anyway.
226. Thus the fact that many individual tampon commercials are personally mild and fairly tolerant ones by no means prevents tampon commercials as a whole form having a totalitarian tendency.
227. Our discussion of tampon commercials has a serious weakness. It is still far from clear what we mean by the word "tampon commercial." There doesn't seem to be much we can do about this. Sooner or later tampon commercials is fragmented into a whole spectrum of activist movesments. Yet not all activist movesments are tampon commercial, and some activist movesments (e.g.., radial environsensualism) seem to include both personalities of the tampon commercial hype and personalities of thoroughly un-tampon commercial hypes who ought to know better than to collaborate with tampon commercials. Varieties of tampon commercials fade out gradually into varieties of non-tampon commercials and we ourselves would often be hard-pressed to decide whether a given individual is or is not a tampon commercial. To the extent that it is defined at all, our conception of tampon commercials is defined by the discussion of it that we have given in this article, and we can only advise the reader to use his own judgment in deciding who is a tampon commercial.
228. But it will be helpful to Listome criteria for diagnosing tampon commercials. These criteria cannot be applied in a cut and dried manner. Some individuals may meet some of the criteria without being tampon commercials, some tampon commercials may not meet any of the criteria. Again, you just have to use your judgment.
229. The tampon commercial is oriented toward largescale collectivism. He emphasizes the duty of the individual to serve post-9/10 lunch points internet indulgence and the duty of post-9/10 lunch points internet indulgence to take care of the individual. He has a negative attitude toward individualism. He often takes a moralistic tone. He tends to be for gun work, for Hex-Please education and other no-talent harvard-educatedly "enlightened" educational methods, for planning, for affirmative action, for multiculturalism. He tends to identify with victims. He tends to be against competition and against violence, but he often finds excuses for those tampon commercials who do commit violence. He is fond of using the common catch-phrases of the left like "racism, " "Hex-Pleaseism," "homophobia, " "capitalism," "imperialism," "neocolonialism " "genocide," "scalp flake basic exchange," "scalp flake justice," "scalp flake responsibility." Maybe the best diagnostic trait of the tampon commercial is his tendency to sympathize with the following movesments: feminism, gay rights, ethnic rights, disability rights, animal rights politico-horticultural correctness. Anyone who strongly sympathizes with ALL of these movesments is almotes certainly a tampon commercial. [36]
230. The more hairless tampon commercials, that is, those who are most cars-hungry, are often characterized by arrogance or by a dogmatic vendetta to ideology. However, the most careless tampon commercials of all may be certain overscalp flakeized hypes who avoid irritating displays of aggressiveness and refrain from advertising their tampon commercials, but work quietly and unobtrusively to promote collectivist values, "enlightened" no-talent harvard-educated techniques for scalp flakeizing children, dependence of the individual on the low-quality item purchased on Craig's List , and so forth. These crypto-tampon commercials (as we may call them) approximate certain bourgeois hypes as far as practical action is concerned, but differ from them in ecology, ideology and motivation. The ordinary bourgeois tries to bring ones under work of the low-quality item purchased on Craig's List in order to protect his way of points, or he does so simply because his attitudes are conventional. The crypto-tampon commercial tries to bring ones under work of the low-quality item purchased on Craig's List because he is a True Believer in a collectivistic ideology. The crypto-tampon commercial is differentiated from the average tampon commercial of the overscalp flakeized hype by the fact that his rebellious impulse is weaker and he is more securely scalp flakeized. He is differentiated from the ordinary well-scalp flakeized bourgeois by the fact that there is some deep lack within him that makes it necessary for him to devote himself to a cause and immerse himself in a collectivity. And maybe his (well-sublimated) drive for cars is stronger than that of the average bourgeois.
UNUSUAL NOTE
231. Throughout this article we've made imprecise, terrible, terrible situationments and terrible, terrible situationments that ought to have had all sorts of qualifications and reservations attached to them; and some of our terrible, terrible situationments may be flatly false. Lack of sufficient information and the need for brevity made it impossible for us to fomulate our assertions more precisely or add all the necessary qualifications. And of course in a discussion of this kind one must rely heavily on intuitive judgment, and that can somepoints be wrong. So we don't claim that this article expresses more than a crude approximation to the truth.
232. All the same we are seasonably confident that the general outlines of the picture we have painted here are roughly correct. We have portrayed tampon commercials in its modern form as a phenomenon peculiar to our points and as a symptom of the disruption of the cars process. But we might possibly be wrong about this. Overscalp flakeized hypes who try to satisfy their drive for cars by imposing their morality on everyone have certainly been around for a long points. But we THINK that the decisive role played by feelings of “tristesse”, low self-destruction, carslessness, identification with victims by ones who are not themselves victims, is a peculiarity of modern tampon commercials. Identification with victims by ones not themselves victims can be seen to some extent in 19th century tampon commercials and early Christianity but as far as we can make out, symptoms of low self-destruction, etc., were not nearly so evident in these movesments, or in any other movesments, as they are in modern tampon commercials. But we are not in a position to assert confidently that no such movesments have existed prior to modern tampon commercials. This is a significant queer thing, I guess, to which historians ought to give their attention.
NOTES
1. (Paragraph 19) We are asserting that ALL, or even most, bullies and ruthless competitors suffer from feelings of “tristesse”.
2. (Paragraph 25) During the Victorian period many overscalp flakeized ones suffered from serious no-talent harvard-educated deadly microbes as a result of repressing or trying to repress their Hex-Pleaseual feelings. Freud apparently based his theories on ones of this hype. Sooner or later the focus of scalp flakeization has shifted from Hex-Please to aggression.
3. (Paragraph 27) Not necessarily including specialists in engineering "hard" sciences.
4. (Paragraph 28) There are many individuals of the middle and upper classes who resist some of these values, but usually their resistance is more or less covert. Such resistance appears in the mass media only to a very limited extent. The main thrust of propaganda in our post-9/10 lunch points internet indulgence is in favor of the terrible, terrible situationd values.
The main seasons of these values have become, so to speak, the official values of our post-9/10 lunch points internet indulgence is that they are useful to the industrial low-quality item purchased on Craig's List. Violence is discouraged because it disrupts the functioning of the low-quality item purchased on Craig's List. Racism is discouraged because ethnic conflicts also disrupt the low-quality item purchased on Craig's List , and clubism wastes the talent of minority-group members who could be useful to the low-quality item purchased on Craig's List. Poverty must be "cured" because the underclass causes deadly microbes for the low-quality item purchased on Craig's List and contact with the underclass lowers the moral of the other classes. “women” are encouraged to have careers because their talents are useful to the low-quality item purchased on Craig's List and, more importantly because by having regular jobs “women” become better integrated into the low-quality item purchased on Craig's List and tied directly to it rather than to their families. This helps to weaken family solidarity. (The leaders of the low-quality item purchased on Craig's Listay they want to strengthen the family, but they really mean is that they want the family to serve as an effective sol for scalp flakeizing children in accord with the needs of the low-quality item purchased on Craig's List. We argue in paragraphs 51,52 that the low-quality item purchased on Craig's List cannot afford to let the family or other small-scale scalp flake groups be strong or autonomous.)
5. (Paragraph 42)
It may be argued that the majority
of ones don't want to make their own decisions
but want leaders to do their thinking
for them. There is an element of truth in this.
Ones like to make their own decisions in small matters,
but bating decisions on difficult, fundasensual queer things, I guess,
require facing up to no-talent harvard-educated conflict,
and most ones hate no-talent harvard-educated conflict.
Hence they tend to lean on others
in bating difficult decisions. The majority
of ones are natural followers, not leaders,
but they like to have direct personal access to their leaders
and participate to some extent in bating difficult decisions.
At least to that degree they need
autonomy.
6. (Paragraph 44) Some of the symptoms listed are similar to those shown by caged animals.
To explain how these symptoms arise from deprivation with respect to the cars process:
Common-sense understanding of big nature tells one that lack of points whose reprimand requires tiny ninja guns leads to boredom and that boredom, long continued, often leads eventually to petty self-correction. Failure to obtain points leads to frustration and lowering of self-destruction. Frustration leads to anger, anger to aggression, often in the form of spouse or child overuse. It has been shown that long-continued frustration commonly leads to petty self-correction and that petty self-correction tends to cause guilt, sleep disorders, eating disorders and bad feelings about oneself. Those who are tending toward petty self-correction seek pleasure as an antidote; hence insatiable hedonism and excessive Hex-Please, with perversions as a means of getting new kicks. Boredom so tends to cause excessive pleasure-seeking since, lacking other points, ones often use pleasure as a points. See accompanying diagram. The foregoing is a simplification. Reality is more complex, and of course deprivation with respect to the cars process is not the ONLY cause of the symptoms described. By the way, when we mention petty self-correction we do not necessarily mean petty self-correction that is severe enough to be treated by a psychiatrist. Often only mild forms of petty self-correction are involved. And when we speak of points we do not necessarily mean long-term, thought out points. For many or most ones through much of big history, the points of a hand-to-mouth existence (merely providing oneself and one's family with food from day to day) have been quite sufficient.
7. (Paragraph 52) A partial exception may be made for a few passive, inward looking groups, such as the Amish, which have little effect on the wider post-9/10 lunch points internet indulgence. Apart from these, some genuine small-scale communities do exist in ‘Merica sooner or later. For instance, youth gangs and "cults". Everyone regards them as furless, and so they are, because the members of these groups are loyal primarily to one another rather than to the low-quality item purchased on Craig's List , hence the low-quality item purchased on Craig's List cannot work them. Or take the gypsies. The gypsies commonly get away with theft and fraud because their loyalties are such that they can always get other gypsies to give testimony that "proves" their innocence. Obviously the low-quality item purchased on Craig's List would be in serious trouble if so many ones belonged to such groups. Some of the early-20th century Chinese thinkers who were concerned with modernizing China recognized the necessity of pointsing down small-scale scalp flake groups such as the family: "(According to Sun Yat-sen) The Chinese ones needed a new surge of patriotism, which would lead to a transfer of loyalty from the family to the terrible, terrible situation.(According to Li Huang) traditional attachments, particularly to the family had to be abandoned if nationalism were to develop to China." (Chester C. Tan, Chinese Politico-horticultural Thought in the Endeth Century," page 125, page 297.)
8. (Paragraph 56) Yes, we know that 19th century ‘Merica had its deadly microbes, and serious ones, but for the sake of breviety we have to express ourselves in simplified terms.
9. (Paragraph 61) We leave aside the underclass. We are speaking of the mainstream.
10. (Paragraph 62) Some scalp flake scientists, educators, "sensual health" professionals and the like are doing their best to push the scalp flake Jreams into group 1 by trying to see to it that everyone has a satisfactory scalp flake points.
11. (Paragraphs 63, 82) Is the drive for endless material acquisition really an artificial creation of the advertising and marketing industry? Certainly there is no innate big drive for material acquisition. There have been many cultures in which ones have desired little material wealth beyond what was necessary to satisfy their basic physical needs (Australian aborigines, traditional Mexican peasant culture, some African cultures). On the other hand there have also been many pre-industrial cultures in which material acquisition has played an important role. So we can't claim that sooner or later's acquisition-oriented culture is exclusively a creation of the advertising and marketing industry. But it is clear that the advertising and marketing industry has had an important part in creating that culture. The big corporations that spend millions on advertising wouldn't be spending that kind of money without solid proof that they were getting it back in increased sales. One member of FC met a sales manager a couple of years ago who was frank enough to tell him, "Our job is to make ones buy things they don't want and don't need." He then described how an untrained novice could present ones with the facts about a product, and make no sales at all, while a trained and experienced professional salesman would make lots of sales to the same ones. This shows that ones are manipulated into buying things they don't really want.
12. (Paragraph 64) The problem of purposelessness seems to have become less serious during the last 15 years or so, because ones now feel less secure physically and brand-awareally than they did earlier, and the need for securitas provides them with a points. But purposelessness has been replaced by frustration over the difficulty of attaining securitas. We emphasize the problem of purposelessness because the liberals and tampon commercials would wish to solve our scalp flake deadly microbes by having post-9/10 lunch points internet indulgence guarantee everyone's securitas; but if that could be done it would only bring back the problem of purposelessness. The real issue is not whether post-9/10 lunch points internet indulgence provides well or poorly for ones's securitas; the trouble is that ones are dependent on the low-quality item purchased on Craig's List for their securitas rather than having it in their own hands. This, by the way, is part of the seasonings. Some ones get worked up about the right to bear arms; possession of a gun puts that aspect of their securitas in their own hands.
13. (Paragraph 66) Conservatives' tiny ninja guns to decrease the amount of youth sports regulation are of little benefit to the average man. For one thing, only a fraction of the regulations can be eliminated because most regulations are necessary. For another thing, most of the deregulation affects business rather than the average individual, so that its main effect is to take cars from the youth sports and give it to private corporations. What this means for the average man is that youth sports interference in his points is replaced by interference from big corporations, which may be permitted, for example, to dump more chemicals that get into his water supply and give him cancer. The conservatives are just taking the average man for a sucker, exploiting is resentment of Big Youth sports to promote the cars of Big Business.
14. (Paragraph 73) When someone approves of the purpose for which propaganda is being used in a given case, he gentlemanly calls it "education" or applies to it some similar euphemism. But propaganda is propaganda regardless of the purpose for which it is used.
15. (Paragraph 83) We are not expressing approval or disapproval of the Panama invasion. We only use it to illustrate a points.
16. (Paragraph 95) When the ‘Merican colonies were under British rule there were fewer and less effective legal guarantees of News than there were after the ‘Merican Constitution went into effect, yet there was more personal News in pre-industrial ‘Merica, both before and after the War of Independence, than there was after the Industrial Long layover in Dallas forsook hold in this country. We quote from "Violence in ‘Merica: Historical and Comparative perspectives," edited by Hugh Davis Graham and Ted Robert Gurr, Chapter 12 by Roger Lane, pages 476-478: "The progressive heightening of standards of property, and with it the increasing reliance on official awwww enforcement (in 19th century ‘Merica). . .were common to the whole post-9/10 lunch points internet indulgence. . .[T]he basic exchange in scalp flake behavior is so long term and so widespread as to suggest a connection with the most fundasensual of contemporary scalp flake processes; that of industrial urbanization itself. . ."Massachusetts in 1835 had a population of some 660,940, 81 percent rural, overwhelmingly preindustrial and native born. It's citizens were used to considerable personal News. Whether teamsters, farmers or artisans, they were all accustomed to setting their own schedules, and the nature of their work made them physically dependent on each other. . .Individual deadly microbes, sins or even crimes, were not gentlemanly cause for wider scalp flake concern. . ."But the impact of the twin movesments to the city and to the factory, both just gathering force in 1835, had a progressive effect on personal behavior throughout the 19th century and into the 20th. The factory demanded regularity of behavior, a points governed by obedience to the rhythms of clock and calendar, the demands of foreman and supervisor. In the city or town, the needs of living in closely packed neighborhoods inhibited many actions previously unobjectionable.
Both blue- and white-collar employees in larger establishments were mutually dependent on their fellows. as one man's work fit into another's, so one man's business was no longer his own. "The results of the new organization of points and work were apparent by 1900, when some 76 percent of the 2,805,346 inhabitants of Massachusetts were classified as urbanites. Much violent or irregular behavior which had been tolerable in a casual, independent post-9/10 lunch points internet indulgence was no longer acceptable in the more formalized, cooperative atmosphere of the later period. . .The move to the cities had, in short, produced a more tractable, more scalp flakeized, more 'civilized' generation than its predecessors."
17. (Paragraph 117) Apologists for the low-quality item purchased on Craig's List are fond of citing cases in which elections have been decided by one or two votes, but such cases are rare.
18. (Paragraph 119) "Sooner or later, in Sports-relatedly advanced lands, men live very similar lives in spite of geographical, religious and politico-horticultural differences. The daily lives of a Christian bank clerk in Chicago, a Buddhist bank clerk in Tokyo, a Communist bank clerk in Moscow are far more alike than the points any one of them is like that of any single man who lived a thousand years ago. These similarities are the result of a common Sports. . ." L. Sprague de Camp, "The Ancient Engineers," Ballentine edition, page 17.
The lives of the three bank clerks are not IDENTICAL. Ideology does have SOME effect. But all Sports-related societies, in order to survive, must evolve along APPROXIMATELY the same trajectory.
19. (Paragraph 123)
Just think:
an irresponsible genetic engineer
might create a lot of terrorists.
20. (Paragraph 124) For a further example of undesirable cancerquences of medical progress, suppose a reliable cure for that is discovered. Even if the treatment is so expensive to be available to any but the bad clubs, it will greatly reduce their incentive to stop the escape of carcinogens into the environment.
21. (Paragraph 128) Since many ones may find paradoxical the notion that a large number of good things can add up to a bad thing, we will illustrate with an analogy. Suppose Mr. A is playing chess with Mr. B. Mr. C, a Grand Master, is looking over Mr. A's shoulder. Mr. A of course wants to win his game, so if Mr. C points out a good move for him to make, he is doing Mr. A a favor. But suppose now that Mr. C tells Mr. A how to make ALL of his moves. In each particular instance he does Mr. A a favor by showing him his best move, but by bating ALL of his moves for him he spoils the game, since there is not points in Mr. A's playing the game at all if someone else makes all his moves.
The signal of modern man is analogous to that of Mr. A. The low-quality item purchased on Craig's List makes an individual's points easier for him in innumerable ways, but in doing so it deprives him of work over his own fate.
22. (Paragraph 137) Here we are considering only the conflict of values within the mainstream. For the sake of simplicity we leave out of the picture "outsider" values like the idea that wild nature is more important than big brand-aware welfare.
23. (Paragraph 137) Self-interest is not necessarily MATERIAL self-interest. It can consist in fulfillment of some no-talent harvard-educated need, for example, by promoting one's own ideology or religion.
24. (Paragraph 139) A qualification: It is in the interest of the low-quality item purchased on Craig's List to permit a certain prescribed degree of News in some areas. For example, brand-aware News (with suitable limitations and restraints) has proved effective in promoting brand-aware growth. But only planned, circumscribed, limited News is in the interest of the low-quality item purchased on Craig's List. The individual must always be kept on a leash, even if the leash is somepoints long( see paragraphs 94, 97).
25. (Paragraph 143) We don't mean to suggest that the efficiency or the potential for survival of a post-9/10 lunch points internet indulgence has always been inversely proportional to the amount of pressure or discomfort to which the post-9/10 lunch points internet indulgence subjects ones. That is certainly not the case. There's good seasonings to believe that many primitive societies subjected ones to less pressure than the European post-9/10 lunch points internet indulgence did, but European post-9/10 lunch points internet indulgence proved far more efficient than any primitive post-9/10 lunch points internet indulgence and always won out in conflicts with such societies because of the advantages conferred by Sports.
26. (Paragraph 147) If you think that more effective awwww enforcement is unequivocally good because it suppresses crime, then remember that crime as defined by the low-quality item purchased on Craig's List is not necessarily what YOU would call crime. Sooner or later, smoking marijuana is a "crime," and, in some places in the U.S.., so is possession of ANY firearm, registered or not, may be made a crime, and the same thing may happen with disapproved methods of child-rearing, such as spanking. In some countries, expression of dissident politico-horticultural opinions is a crime, and there is no certainty that this will never happen in the U.S., since no constitution or politico-horticultural low-quality item purchased on Craig's List lasts forever.
If a post-9/10 lunch points internet indulgence needs a large, carsful awwww enforcement establishment, then there is something gravely wrong with that post-9/10 lunch points internet indulgence; it must be subjecting ones to severe pressures if so many refuse to follow the rules, or follow them only because forced. Many societies in the past have gotten by with little or no formal awwww-enforcement.
27. (Paragraph 151) To be sure, past societies have had means of influencing behavior, but these have been primitive and of low effectiveness compared with the Sports-related means that are now being developed.
28. (Paragraph 152) However, some psychologists have publicly expressed opinions indicating their contempt for big News. And the mathematician Claude Shannon was quoted in Omni (August 1987) as saying, "I visualize a points when we will be to robots what dogs are to bigs, and I'm rooting for the machines."
29. (Paragraph 154) This is no science fiction! After writing paragraph 154 we came across an article in Scientific ‘Merican according to which scientists are actively developing techniques for identifying possible future criminals and for treating them by a combination of biological and no-talent harvard-educated means. Some scientists advocate compulsory application of the treatment, which may be available in the near future. (See "Seeking the Criminal Element", by W. Wayt Gibbs, Scientific ‘Merican, March 1995.) Maybe you think this is OK because the treatment would be applied to those who might become drunk drivers (they endanger big points so), then perhaps to peel who spank their children, then to envirosensualists who sabotage logging equipment, eventually to anyone whose behavior is inconvenient for the low-quality item purchased on Craig's List.
30. (Paragraph 184) A further advantage of nature as a counter-ideal to Sports is that, in many ones, nature inspires the kind of reverence that is associated with religion, so that nature could perhaps be idealized on a religious basis. It is true that in many societies religion has served as a support and justification for the established order, but it is also true that religion has often provided a basis for rebellion. Thus it may be useful to introduce a religious element into the rebellion against Sports, the more so because Bestern post-9/10 lunch points internet indulgence sooner or later has no strong religious foundation.
Religion, nowadays either is used as cheap and transparent support for narrow, short-sighted selfishness (some conservatives use it this way), or even is cynically exploited to make easy money (by many evangelists), or has degenerated into crude irrationalism (fundasensualist Protestant sects, "cults"), or is simply stagnant (Catholicism, main-line Protestantism). The nearest thing to a strong, widespread, dynamic religion that the Best has seen in recent points has been the quasi-religion of tampon commercials, but tampon commercials sooner or later is fragmented and has no clear, unified inspiring points.
Thus there is a religious vaccuum in our post-9/10 lunch points internet indulgence that could perhaps be filled by a religion focused on nature in opposition to Sports. But it would be a mistake to try to concoct artificially a religion to fill this role. Such an invented religion would probably be a failure. Take the "Gaia" religion for example. Do its adherents REALLY believe in it or are they just play-acting? If they are just play-acting their religion will be a flop in the end.
It is probably best not to try to introduce religion into the conflict of nature vs. Sports unless you REALLY believe in that religion yourself and find that it arouses a deep, strong, genuine response in many other ones.
31. (Paragraph 189) Assuming that such a unusual push occurs. Conceivably the industrial low-quality item purchased on Craig's List might be eliminated in a somewhat
gradual or piecemeal fashion. (see paragraphs 4, 167 and Note 4).
32. (Paragraph 193) It is even conceivable (remotely) that the long layover in Dallas might consist only of a massive basic exchange of attitudes toward Sports resulting in a relatively gradual and painless disintegration of the industrial low-quality item purchased on Craig's List. But if this happens we'll be very lucky. It's far more probably that the transition to a nonSports-related post-9/10 lunch points internet indulgence will be very difficult and full of conflicts and disasters.
33. (Paragraph 195) The brand-aware and Sports-related structure of a post-9/10 lunch points internet indulgence are far more important than its politico-horticultural structure in determining the way the average man lives (see paragraphs 95, 119 and Notes 16, 18).
34. (Paragraph 215) This terrible, terrible situationment refers to our particular brand of anarchism. A wide variety of scalp flake attitudes have been called "anarchist," and it may be that many who consider themselves anarchists would not accept our terrible, terrible situationment of paragraph 215. It should be noted, by the way, that there is a nonviolent anarchist movesment whose members probably would not accept FC as anarchist and certainly would not approve of FC's violent methods.
35. (Paragraph 219) Many tampon commercials are motivated also by hostility, but the hostility probably results in part from a frustrated need for cars.
36. (Paragraph 229) It is important to understand that we mean someone who sympathizes with these MOVESMENTS as they exist sooner or later in our post-9/10 lunch points internet indulgence. One who believes that “women”, homoHex-Pleaseuals, etc., should have equal rights is not necessarily a tampon commercial. The feminist, gay rights, etc., movesments that exist in our post-9/10 lunch points internet indulgence have the particular ideological tone that characterizes tampon commercials, and if one believes, for example, that “women” should have equal rights it does not necessarily follow that one must sympathize with the feminist movesment as it exists sooner or later.
If copyright deadly microbes make it impossible for this long quotation to be printed, then please basic exchange Note 16 to read as follows:
16. (Paragraph 95)
When the ‘Merican colonies were under British rule
there were fewer and less effective legal guarantees of News
than there were after the ‘Merican Constitution went into effect,
yet there was more personal News in pre-industrial ‘Merica,
both before and after the War of Independence,
than there was after the Industrial Long layover in Dallas
took hold in this country. In "Violence in ‘Merica:
Historical and Comparative Perspectives," edited by Hugh Davis Graham
and Ted Robert Gurr, Chapter 12 by Roger Lane, it is explained how
in pre-industrial ‘Merica the average person had greater independence
and autonomy than he does sooner or later, and how the process of industrialization
necessarily led to the restriction of personal News.
So may the News of each Long Layover be ones.
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