cont. Hating the audience,
John Public and Don Private
shared findings in a shop.
When declined for
an interview, Don's
spokescat said as much:
"Don't underestimate my
client's mojo, he's an
inspired man." Not to be
withstood, manned up in
idle aisles, our unresponsive
correspondent took
twenty of 'em and called
over Proclub. cont.