To Whom it May Concern:

I am writing in response to your advertisement in TheKansasCityStar.com. After reading your job description, I am confident that my skills and passion for technology are a perfect match for this position.

I would bring the company a broad range of skill including:

* Replacing Protocols with Standards

* Reconstruction of Jena as related to the diminutive emperor

* Estrogeneric Pithy Banter

* [List a Skill]

* A Netflix prescription

* Two-Legged Modernity

* Scientologetmygist

* Moonlight

* [List as Kill]

* Microsoft Office Sweet

I would welcome the opportunity to further discuss the position of "Jeff Skilling" with you. If you have questions or would like to schedule an interview please contact me through Google(inc registered). I have enclosed my, and you can now resume.

In conclusion, save a penny, catch a dream.

Enclosure.