--They say that you had a son.
--I don't have a son! It was a daughter!
--When was she born?
--May 10th 1998.
--So she's 12 now?
--No, she died five years ago.
--How terrible!
--It's true, and tomorrow I'm going to Tula!
--How terrible!

--Hello?
--Hi Manka, it's me, Vanka.
--Hi Vanka, where are you?
--I'm walking to the the monument to Lenin.
--Why?
--I want to smoke and see female tourists (туристки).
--But it's really cold outside!
--I'm wearing my coat.
--Good for you.

1. --I'm sorry, but do you know where Red Square is?
2.--Yes. Go straight along this road and then turn right on Vetoshnyi Pereulok.
3.--No, no. That's not right! Go straight and then turn left on Nikolaiskii street.
1.--I don't understand.
2.--Don't listen to him. He's fifteen years old, and drunk.
3.--What day is it?
2.--Wednesday, May 19th, 2010.
3.-- I was born on May 19th!
1.--Congratulations.
3.--Thanks!

--Can I sleep here?
--No. I sleep here.
--I hate prison.