Thousands
of incredibly talented professionals work behind the Genius Bar and
deliver the best customer service in the world. The annual retention
rate for Geniuses is almost 90% and it wasn’t unusual for a genius
to help three customers at once. “Geniuses have lengthy queues of
customers that made it all but impossible for them to stop even for a
few minutes.” In other words, many of the Geniuses are geniuses. Want to meet with
a Genius? The Lead Genius is assisted by the "Genius Admin,"
who is in charge of the administrative paperwork of the Geniuses. One
Genius removed two dead cockroaches and replaced a broken fan. One
genius struggled to keep a straight face as he showed a customer how
to back up his gay pornographical data on an external hard drive to
free up some extra dataspace on his core processors. One Genius
developed an innovative system for the analysis and integration of
vast amounts of cancer genomics data. One Genius developed an
innovative system for helping the Air Force manage its resources,
processes, and organization more effectively. One Genius developed an
innovative system of rechargeable replaceable batteries for use in
powering electric vehicles. One Genius developed an innovative system
of converting municipal solid waste (MSW) into a slate of usable
energy and energy-related products. One Genius developed an
innovative system of converting pre-owned solar energy panels into
modern-day decorative/heat retaining wall tapestries for several
prominent DC and DC area nightclubs. One Genius developed an
innovative system of converting pre-owned F650's and making them into
one awesome truck.
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One genius created a book of poetry called THE MURDERCYCLE DIARIES.
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