You are in your little bed
Bundled with your little friends

It's a good time to learn about

How this world is going to end...

Dance club, Abs club,

Proclub knows 'em all;

Bow club, Arrow club,

Proclub makes 'em fall!

Oh God! 

I'll never get these Satains out,

Fabric softener today's so lame,

but I remember back to a time

when Truth and Value had a name:

Proclub.

Proclub In The Gold Chill.

Mysterious Circleworld Proclub.  

Potatoes and carrots

What the newspaper said

But Proclub is a forest

Not a benefit concert

FUCK PROCLUB
FUCK YOU PROCLUB
FUCKING PROCLUB