Inspiring Story! Free Hugs Campaign!

This is the story of one man's simple and highly controversial mission to bring everyone a little bit of kittems joy:

Hey lonely bloggers, tired of paying for hugs? Well the good folks at the Proclub Homes Association have successfully invented the first ever Free Hugs! This year, instead of having a potluck dinner at the Proclub Estates Clubhouse, we will be sending trained Proclub representatives to your place of worship to give you and yours our specially formulated Free Hugs free of charge (for paying members)! Some of you may be asking yourself, "Gosh, Free Hugs Campaign, where's the catch?" No catch! All you have to do is send a self addressed stamped envelope with a free donation, and a Proclub staff member will deliver your Free Hug to your church, synogogue, or, in some states, mosque! No questions asked! Until now, this service was only available in select Central American republics, but now, thanks to NAFTA, space age Proclub technology, and some well-placed political allies, wealthy Americans all over wealthy America can finally experience the sublime pleasure of Free Hugs Campaign! Awesome!